Quote of the Week - April 17th-30th

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.  

Barry -

1. Barry: "I don't know what to do, man. I'm in a bad spot. I'm, like- I'm kind of losing my mind, man, and I need help. I need a purpose, Hank." NoHo Hank: "Forgiveness is something that has to be earned. It's like that line in 'Shawshank Redemption:' get rich or die trying."
2. Barry: "I need you to cast my acting teacher." Casting Director: "There's a process here." Barry: "His name is Gene Cousineau." Casting Director: "Gene Cousineau? That's your acting teacher?" Casting Assistant: "Is that the guy that brought the loaded gun to the 'Full House' audition?" Casting Director: "Yeah. When Allison didn't cast him on 'Family Ties' he called her a donkey witch." Barry: "Everybody deserves a second chance." Casting Assistant: "That's not how it works."
3. Barry: "I'm worried about him." Sally: "So am I. We're saying the same thing." Barry: "We are not saying the same thing! We are not saying the same thing!" (Lindsey)

 

Charmed -

Dev: "There probably was a pet but it ran away after trying to show you affection." (Marko Pekic)

 

 

 

The Equalizer -
1. Robyn: "That's what the world needs more of: that. People willing to take the time and that trouble to find the truth." (Prpleight)

 

 

 

The First Lady - 

1. Howard: "Look. You're a young woman. The second I give you this job you start having kids. Taking weekends and months off. Then we realize we probably should've hired someone else in the first place." Betty: "Well I could've done this job pregnant since you're doing it sitting on that fat ass of yours!" (Lindsey)

 

 

Look. You're a young woman. The second I give you this job, you start having kids. Taking weekends and months off. Then we realize we probably should have hired someone else in the first place. Well, I could have done this job pregnant since you're doing it sitting on that fat ass of yours.

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Look. You're a young woman. The second I give you this job, you start having kids. Taking weekends and months off. Then we realize we probably should have hired someone else in the first place. Well, I could have done this job pregnant since you're doing it sitting on that fat ass of yours.

Read more at: https://tvshowtranscripts.ourboard.org/viewtopic.php?f=1299&t=52830

( sighs ) Look. You're a young woman. The second I give you this job, you start having kids. Taking weekends and months off. Then we realize we probably should have hired someone else in the first place. Well, I could have done this job pregnant since you're doing it sitting on that fat ass of yours.

Read more at: https://tvshowtranscripts.ourboard.org/viewtopic.php?f=1299&t=52830

What We're Watching

Medium -
Scanlon (after Allison has a dream that includes him): "Allison, do me a favor and close your eyes. I'm about to get out of bed now and I'm not wearing any clothes." (Prpleight)

NCIS -
Tony: "Definitely didn't picture my demise like this. I always figured I'd go out like Cagney in 'White Heat.' Fiery explosion, or Redford and Newman in 'Butch Cassidy,' hail of bullets." Gibbs: "Or Charlie Chaplin in 'The Gold Rush.'" Tony: "How'd he die?" Gibbs: "Silently." (Prpleight)

 

 

Sense8 -
Capheus: "We say there is nothing as expensive as being poor." (Prpleight)