A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. Ardelia [when a large stack of evidence boxes topples over]: “Jenga!”
2. Krendler: “He got out? He left the building?” Tripathi: “He disappeared like a….” Clarke: “Like your analogy?” Tripathi: “Yeah, look, I couldn’t legally hold him, okay? He dumped me. I feel like an ass and the week’s just started. There’s no way that guy’s lawyer, okay? He’s Houdini or he had help from the inside.” (Dahne)
1. Mel: "So what are we supposed to do? If someone doesn't want our help, do we just...stop?" Harry: "We help 'em anyway. I mean, we're not getting paid to do any of this, right? We're making a choice to help people who need it. I mean clearly this guy needs it. He's out there, he's alone. We So we help him before he gets himself killed."
2. Robin: "I will bring the M&Ms: Me and Merlot." (Prpleight)
1. Nick: "No, we are NOT performing an autopsy in your kitchen!" Bess: "No, you're absolutely right, Nick. We should do it in the living room. There's more space." (Prpleight)
1. Kate: "You didn't look in the closet?" Ben: "For our sleeping son? No, I didn't look in the closet or the sock drawer."
2. Jimmy: "You her bodyguard now?" Harry: "I prefer Ninja." Asta: "Harry, you don' thave to do this. Just ignore him." Harry: "You shouldn't ignore Ninjas." (Prpleight)
1. Vision: "But what is grief, if not love persevering?"
2. Agatha: "This is Chaos Magic, Wanda. And that makes you the Scarlet Witch." (Jessica C. and Prpleight)
3. Wanda: "I can't feel you." (Jessica C.)
What Else We're Watching
1. Norma: “Honey, I’ve had friendships with people for 6 months that were way more meaningful than some that lasted for 40 years. The important thing is to enjoy it for however long it lasts.”
2. Drew [about snickerdoodles]: “I wonder what the origin that cookie name is. It’s very Dr. Seuss, isn’t it? Gideon delighted the Whoville kaboodle, by gifting each Sneetch there a fresh snickerdoodle.” Samantha: “Oh the places I wish you would go.” (Dahne)
1. Professor Duncan: "Sorry I'm late. The sidewalk is more comfortable than it looks."
2. Jeff: "Professor, what would you say might be the difference between a religion and a cult?" Professor Duncan: "Why don't we open that to the floor, since I don't know and the book for this class is expensive?" (Lindsey)
1. Lady Violet [to Lady Mary]: "A lack of compassion can be as vulgar as an excess of tears." (Marine Perot)
