A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
The Boys -
1. [Starlight, Kimiko & Queen Maeve fight Stormfront] Frenchie: "Girls do get it done!"
2. Billy Butcher: "So it's just business then, is it?" Stan Edgar: "When, Mr. Butcher, in history has it ever been about anything else?"
3. Billy Butcher: "Remember what I told you." Ryan Butcher: "Don't be a cunt." (Elvis)
5. Maeve: "It doesn't matter what we do, nothing changes. Nothing ever changes or gets better. And I'm tired."
6. Butcher: "Maybe you should take a look in the mirror, mate. 'Cause that bitch should bother you."
Edgar: "Of course she does. But it's not about me. I can't lash out like some raging entitled maniac. That's a white man's luxury." Butcher: "So it's just business then, eh?" Edgar: "When, Mr Butcher, in history, has it ever been about anything different?"
7. Stormfront: "People love what I have to say. They believe in it. They just don't like the word 'Nazi', that's all." (I hate how eerily astute this is. - Folie-lex)
8. Starlight: "If you jump ship, and you let the assholes steer, then you're part of the problem." (Folie-lex)
1. Becky: "Equality is unfair."
2. Ginger: "I'm gonna build my brand on the back of yours, cause I'm that bitch." Margaret: "And I'm this bitch."
3. Ginger: "Come visit saintwagon dot com where we guarantee you will rise again." (Prpleight)
Lovecraft Country -
1. Dee: “And my momma’s name is Hippolyta! It’s Greek, asshole.” (DarkUFO)
6. Butcher: "Maybe you should take a look in the mirror, mate. 'Cause that bitch should bother you."
Edgar: "Of course she does. But it's not about me. I can't lash out like some raging entitled maniac. That's a white man's luxury." Butcher: "So it's just business then, eh?" Edgar: "When, Mr Butcher, in history, has it ever been about anything different?"
7. Stormfront: "People love what I have to say. They believe in it. They just don't like the word 'Nazi', that's all." (I hate how eerily astute this is. - Folie-lex)
8. Starlight: "If you jump ship, and you let the assholes steer, then you're part of the problem." (Folie-lex)
Filthy Rich -
1. Becky: "Equality is unfair."
2. Ginger: "I'm gonna build my brand on the back of yours, cause I'm that bitch." Margaret: "And I'm this bitch."
3. Ginger: "Come visit saintwagon dot com where we guarantee you will rise again." (Prpleight)
1. Dee: “And my momma’s name is Hippolyta! It’s Greek, asshole.” (DarkUFO)
NeXt -
1. NEXT: "Hello, I'm NEXT. How can I help." Shea: "You can give me back my files." NEXT: "I'm sorry. I didn't get that," Shea: "I know what you're trying to do, but you need to know something. I am not some low level programmer with a gambling addiction. Restore my files, and I'll stop them from erasing you. If you don't, I'm gonna burn this place to the ground. Do you hear me?" NEXT: "I'm sorry. I don't understant the question." (Folie-lex)
The Simpsons -
1. Homer: “Once again, bickering in public gets us free therapy from strangers.” (DarkUFO)
1. Homer: “Once again, bickering in public gets us free therapy from strangers.” (DarkUFO)
Star Trek: Lower Decks -
1. Mariner: "Oh, so you're yelling at me for spreading freedom because you don't feel like filing a report?"
2. Mariner as Vindicta: "You only break rules because you know, that's what everyone expects you to do! If you really were a badass, you'd do the hard thing and just be a good officer. They're not casting you as the villain. You are!"
3. Cpt Freeman [to Mariner] : "Do what you do best. I need a dangerous half-baked solution that breaks Starfleet codes and totally pisses me off. That's an order."
4. Boimler: "Mariner, in case we don't make it..." Mariner: "We're making it!" Boimler: "I wasn't mad that you were stealing the Sacramento promotion. I apply for those all the time. Nothing ever comes of it." Mariner: "What? Then why were you freaking out?" Boimler: "Because you would have gotten it. And I... I'd miss you, okay? You're my best friend."5. Shaxs: "This is the best day of my life!" (Folie-lex)
Ted Lasso -
1. Rebecca: "There's a great saying in Dutch football." Ted: "Oh, I don't speak Dutch." Rebecca: "...That's why I was going to tell you in English." Ted: "Perfect. Lay it on me."
2. Ted: "So I've been hearing this phrase y'all got over here that I ain't too crazy about. 'It's the Hope that kills you'. Y'all know that? I disagree, you know. I think it's the lack of hope that comes and gets you. See I believe in hope. I believe in 'Believe'. Now where I'm from we got a saying too, yeah? A question, actually. 'Do you believe in miracles?' Now, I don't need y'all to answer that question for me, but I do want you to answer that question for yourselves. Right now. Do you believe in miracles? And if you do, then I want you all to circle up with me right now. Come on! Lets go!"
3. Arlo: "We apologize for the fruity language as the crowd serenades Roy Kent with a song that's echoed through the Premier League for more than a decade... And he's getting up." Chris: "Roy Kent will never leave on a stretcher." Arlo: "As Kent comes off he claps the fans in gratitude. Kent has been a fan favourite because he always left everything he had out on the pitch, and he did so tonight. Chris, does this almost feel like a farewell to you?" Chris: "Well, you have to wonder, Arlo. At his age, with that injury... Personally, I'm sorry to say I think this may be the last time we ever see the great Roy Kent lace up his boots."
4. Ted: "Now, look this is a sad moment right here. For all of us. And there ain't nothing I can say standing in front of you right now that can take that away. But please do me this favour, will you? Lift your heads up and look around this locker room, yeah? Look at everybody else in here. And I want you to be grateful that you're going through this sad moment with all these other folks. Because I promise you, there is something worse out there than being sad. And that is being alone and being sad. Ain't nobody in this room alone." (Folie-lex)