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2. Cherie: "Look, she's not a kitten up a tree. Just leave her alone. Let her grieve." Frenchie: "What good does grieving all alone ever do?"
3. Stormfront: "You can't win the whole country anymore. No one can. So why are you even trying? You don't need 50 million people to love you, you need 5 million people fucking pissed. Emotion seels, anger sells. You have fans. I have soldiers." (Folie-lex)
Julie and the Phantoms -
1. Julie: "Really? 'Signs?'" Flynn: "You're in a ghost band. It's a crazy world." (Prpleight)
Raised By Wolves -
1. Mother: "Do you know how fortunate you are? I've always wanted a child that came from me. You are a creator, whereas all I'll ever be, is a creation."
2. Campion: "Why do things have to die?" Mother: "It is nature. And nature is flawed."
3. Mother: "Are you experiencing some kind of sensory malfunction?" Father: "My senses are functioning normally, but I cannot be everywhere are once." Mother: "I accept your limitations, Father." Father: "My limitations?" Mother: "The limitations of your processing power." Father: "Limited as it may be, you know full well that I devote every ounce of my processing power to the well being of this family. And to trying to make you happy, Mother." Mother: "We're not human. True happiness is not an achievable goal." Father: "Well, perhaps it's a symptom of my inadequacy, but I believe it is." (Folie-lex)
4. Father: "At least you're not intelligent. I died once, death can be very unpleasant when you're intelligent." (Elvis)
Star Trek: Lower Decks -
1. Mariner: "Dude, what you're doing is so not Starfleet." Fletcher: "You break rules all the time." Mariner: "Only dumb rules, that shouldn't be there, so I can do a better job. I would never put anyone in danger. [Boimler loudly clears his throat] Except sometimes maybe Boimler."
2. Tendi: "Aw, Rutherford, you impress me every day. You're very scientific. I mean Badgey is an amazing piece of programming even if he does want to kill us."
3. Mariner: "Eh, you know what they say: Keep your friends close and your enemies way the hell somewhere else." (Folie-lex)
Ted Lasso -
1. Keeley: "But hey, we're both single. I think you are super hot. If I'm gonna dip my toe back into the lady pool, I can't think of a finer body of water to do it with, than you." Rebecca: "No. Keeley, I think you're confused." Keeley: "I was at first. Then I was like 'Come on Keeley. Blow off some steam and have some wicked sex with your new friend.'... I'm fucking with you." Rebecca: "Oh, my God! I thought you were being serious. I mean can you imagine?" Keeley: "Oh, I have."
2. Ted: "I think one of the neatest things about being a coach, is the connection you get to make with your players. That's a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass."
3. Nate: "The great Roy Kent. You're old now. And slow, and your focus drifts... But your speed and your smarts were never what made you who you are. It's your anger. That's your superpower. That's what made you one of the best midfielders in the history of this league. But I haven't seen it on the pitch at all this season, Roy. I mean you used to run like you were angry at the grass. You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it fucking your wife, for Christ's sake. But that anger doesn't come out anymore when you play. But it's still in there. And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to you if you just keep it all for yourself."
4. Rebecca: "Mate I'm so sorry. I'm sorry for disappearing from you, from Nora. I really am." Sassy: "Thank you for saying that." Rebecca: "God, that man took so much from me." Sassy: "No. Rupert is a horrible man, who built an ivory tower he kept you captive in, but you climbed every single step of that tower on your own. You're the one who stopped coming home, stopped calling. Who made a six-year-old girl wonder what she'd done wrong. I'll always be your biggest defender, but you have to own up to the part that you played."
5. Rebecca: "Ted. It's okay. It's okay. Try to breathe." Ted: "I... I can't. I don't know what's going on. I'm... I'm sorry." Rebecca: "It's okay. You're having a panic attack. Just breathe." Ted: "Am I going crazy." Rebecca: "No more than anyone else." (Folie-lex)
1. Mother: "Do you know how fortunate you are? I've always wanted a child that came from me. You are a creator, whereas all I'll ever be, is a creation."
2. Campion: "Why do things have to die?" Mother: "It is nature. And nature is flawed."
3. Mother: "Are you experiencing some kind of sensory malfunction?" Father: "My senses are functioning normally, but I cannot be everywhere are once." Mother: "I accept your limitations, Father." Father: "My limitations?" Mother: "The limitations of your processing power." Father: "Limited as it may be, you know full well that I devote every ounce of my processing power to the well being of this family. And to trying to make you happy, Mother." Mother: "We're not human. True happiness is not an achievable goal." Father: "Well, perhaps it's a symptom of my inadequacy, but I believe it is." (Folie-lex)
4. Father: "At least you're not intelligent. I died once, death can be very unpleasant when you're intelligent." (Elvis)
Star Trek: Lower Decks -
1. Mariner: "Dude, what you're doing is so not Starfleet." Fletcher: "You break rules all the time." Mariner: "Only dumb rules, that shouldn't be there, so I can do a better job. I would never put anyone in danger. [Boimler loudly clears his throat] Except sometimes maybe Boimler."
2. Tendi: "Aw, Rutherford, you impress me every day. You're very scientific. I mean Badgey is an amazing piece of programming even if he does want to kill us."
3. Mariner: "Eh, you know what they say: Keep your friends close and your enemies way the hell somewhere else." (Folie-lex)
Ted Lasso -
1. Keeley: "But hey, we're both single. I think you are super hot. If I'm gonna dip my toe back into the lady pool, I can't think of a finer body of water to do it with, than you." Rebecca: "No. Keeley, I think you're confused." Keeley: "I was at first. Then I was like 'Come on Keeley. Blow off some steam and have some wicked sex with your new friend.'... I'm fucking with you." Rebecca: "Oh, my God! I thought you were being serious. I mean can you imagine?" Keeley: "Oh, I have."
2. Ted: "I think one of the neatest things about being a coach, is the connection you get to make with your players. That's a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass."
3. Nate: "The great Roy Kent. You're old now. And slow, and your focus drifts... But your speed and your smarts were never what made you who you are. It's your anger. That's your superpower. That's what made you one of the best midfielders in the history of this league. But I haven't seen it on the pitch at all this season, Roy. I mean you used to run like you were angry at the grass. You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it fucking your wife, for Christ's sake. But that anger doesn't come out anymore when you play. But it's still in there. And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to you if you just keep it all for yourself."
4. Rebecca: "Mate I'm so sorry. I'm sorry for disappearing from you, from Nora. I really am." Sassy: "Thank you for saying that." Rebecca: "God, that man took so much from me." Sassy: "No. Rupert is a horrible man, who built an ivory tower he kept you captive in, but you climbed every single step of that tower on your own. You're the one who stopped coming home, stopped calling. Who made a six-year-old girl wonder what she'd done wrong. I'll always be your biggest defender, but you have to own up to the part that you played."
5. Rebecca: "Ted. It's okay. It's okay. Try to breathe." Ted: "I... I can't. I don't know what's going on. I'm... I'm sorry." Rebecca: "It's okay. You're having a panic attack. Just breathe." Ted: "Am I going crazy." Rebecca: "No more than anyone else." (Folie-lex)