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1. John: "Well, here is what we are working with. They have a lot of guns. Wonkru won't listen to us. I am 150 pounds wet and you can't fight to save your life."
2. Anders: "You need to give up on your selfish love, your motherly instincts." Charmaine: "I can't just turn it off like a robot." Anders: "Then you'd better learn because if you don't come over to the cause, you'll be sent back to Penance one at a time to grow old and die alone."
3. Echo: "Following rules isn't how you win a war." Anders: "Perfect control. That is how we win." (Raina)
Agents of SHIELD -
1. Deke: "Stand back. There's going to be a big surge of electricity. Electricity's dangerous." Daniel: "Do I look like a Neanderthal to you?" Enoch: "I spent time with a tribe of Neanderthals. Agent Sousa does not resemble one. He lacks the characteristic brow ridges."
2. Jiaying: "Sweetheart, remember when I would read you stories 'til you fell asleep? What would I always say at the beginning?" Kora: "I'm not a child anymore." Jiaying: "I'd say, 'Some stores have witches and dragons and bad men, and I will always protect you from all of it.'" Kora: "You didn't protect me. You protected the world from me."
3. Elena: "I could accept it when it was some alien poison. But now? I'm never gonna get my powers back." Melinda: "You'll bounce back. Always have." Elena: "Maybe I'm not supposed... to." Melinda: "What is it?" Elena: "I don't have to bounce back." (Raina)
1. Deke: "Stand back. There's going to be a big surge of electricity. Electricity's dangerous." Daniel: "Do I look like a Neanderthal to you?" Enoch: "I spent time with a tribe of Neanderthals. Agent Sousa does not resemble one. He lacks the characteristic brow ridges."
2. Jiaying: "Sweetheart, remember when I would read you stories 'til you fell asleep? What would I always say at the beginning?" Kora: "I'm not a child anymore." Jiaying: "I'd say, 'Some stores have witches and dragons and bad men, and I will always protect you from all of it.'" Kora: "You didn't protect me. You protected the world from me."
3. Elena: "I could accept it when it was some alien poison. But now? I'm never gonna get my powers back." Melinda: "You'll bounce back. Always have." Elena: "Maybe I'm not supposed... to." Melinda: "What is it?" Elena: "I don't have to bounce back." (Raina)
Hightown -
1. Jackie: "First day we met? I lied. I never seen a dead body before in my life. And now everywhere I go there's fucking death."2. Ray: "You blew up my life for fucking what? Huh? For that piece of shit?" Renee: "Fuck you. He's the father of my kid, alright? What'd you expect?" Ray: "What you're so fucking broken, you can't handle a guy being nice to you?" Renee: "You were using me too." Ray: "Oh, I was using you? How? How the fuck was I using you?" Renee: "Oh, come on Ray, it was transactional. You know that as well as I do." Ray: "I fucking loved you." (Folie-lex)
Perry Mason -
1. Mr.Baggerly: "This church can no longer afford to teeter on the whims of hysterical women." Elder Brown: "We need to prepare a statement renouncing what the Sister promised under her seizure." Mother McKeegan: "Sister receives messages from God. Those messages are the bedrock of our church." Elder Brown: "Absurdity! The cruelty, of suggesting that she could bring the child back from the dead." Mother McKeegan: "You cannot pick and choose which messages to believe based on your convenience." Mr.Baggerly: "We decided this as a group." Mother McKeegan: "Away from hysterical women."2. EB: "I'm the lawyer here!" Della: "Then act like one, goddammit! And that may be your name, but those associates? That's me."
3. Perry: "[My dad] wanted me to see what a man who worked behind a desk looked like." EB: "What does he look like?" Perry: "Good as ever." (Folie-lex)
Snowpiercer -
1. Layton: "You knew I'd have to cut them." Melanie: "I knew the choice would be yours. It's what we live with, every second of our existence. You have the Train Layton."2. Layton: "Our message to everyone right now is very simple: This train is yours now. Tonight we pass through Chicago, where all of this started. Mark it with your loved ones. It's a brand-new revolution."
3. Ruth: "Well... survival doesn't need love, does it?" Melanie: "That's what I got so wrong. There's nothing more important than love." (Folie-lex)
Stargirl -
1. Courtney: "Sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith." Rick: "Right before you fall on your face." Courtney: "I put faith in all of you and I'm still on my feet."2. Dr. King: "No matter whose mind I peer into, vile thoughts fill up their brains and in turn mine. I've learned the truth about humanity. At their very core, people are monsters. I hate them."
3. Courtney: "Behind the pain and the fear, it's all about love. People want to love and be loved." (Folie-lex)
United We Fall -
1. Jo: "How old are you, Jane?" Jane: "Twenty three." Jo: "And do you have children, Jane?" Bill: "It's not good when she starts saying your name in..." Jo: "Not now Bill." Bill: "Okay."2. Kendra: "Um, we care about the environment, So Casper is our only child." Jo & Bill: "Ooooooh! Okay..." Jo: "So you guys don't know anything." Casper Sr: "I'm sorry?" Bill: "It's alright. No need to apologize."
3. Mrs.Molina: "I like kids. But I hate parents. No offense." Jo: "Are you kidding? we hate parents too!" (Folie-lex)
