A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the SpoilerTV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. Yolanda: “You ever see a James Bond movie, Mac. An underground base full of men in jumpsuits. Always a bad deal.” (Prpleight)
2. Yolanda: “See? Called it.” (Prpleight)
3. Enoch: “Come with me if you want to continue to exist.” (Prpleight)
1. Sutton: “I just feel like if we have bubble wrap, we should be using it.” (Jamie)
2. Kat: “Hey, will you give me a hug at least?” Jane: “Duh.” Kat: “Come on, baby, get over here.” Jane: “I love you.” Kat: “I love you.” (Jamie)
3. Alex: “You wouldn’t, would you?” Kat: “No, but it’s not because you’re not great. It’s just ‘cause I have another guest in mind.” Alex: “Well, there’s no way that she’s better than me.” Kat: “She runs a domestic violence shelter.” Alex: “Well, wow, don’t I feel like an ass.” (Jamie)
4. Sutton: “I just keep waiting for this tidal wave of emotions to hit me. And I'm not angry, or mad, or sad, or any of the things that you're supposed to be about a misscarriage. I just, I feel numb, and I really don't wanna feel numb, so I'm gonna go dress this little boy, and then... you know maybe then…” Kat: “You'll feel something.” (Folie-lex)
5. Scott: “Your people are out there. You just need to find them.” (Folie-lex)
6. Ian: “I do see you Jacqueline... as sexy, and exciting . And the love of my life. You see I'm not a writer, I don't have the words to explain how I see you, not in the way that Miles does.” Jacqueline: “Ian…” Ian: “But I am a photographer. And I want to show you what I see when I look at you, because you are everything to me.” Jacqueline: “Well... for someone who's not a wordsmith, that was pretty good.” (Folie-lex)
1. Lizzie: “Let’s just send Samuel a gift.” Javier: “Yes.” Lizzie: “Perhaps a nice bottle of wine.” Javier: “Or a set of titanium golf clubs?” Lizzie: “Oh, maybe a simple Rolex. Nothing chunky.” Luis: “Remember, he’s turning 10, not retiring from Morgan Stanley.”
2. Lizzie about Luis: “You should see what he can do when he has a little time. His plans for our possible new apartment are inspired.” Javier: “Yeah, we’re embracing the lack of square footage. He’s putting in a Murphy bed, a Murphy table, even Murphy shelves.” Lizzie: “There’ll be more Murphys than a Boston AA meeting.”
3. Javier: “This might sound crazy but I think our life might be better now.” Lizzie: “You want to hear something crazier? I agree.”
4. Javi: “My love, I-I know this doesn't compare to the now relative luxury of Jackie's place, but look at the bright side. We can make love in every single room of the house at the same time.” (Prpleight)
5. Jackie: “So the party is gonna have to be here. Um, I need ideas guys, go!” Lizzie: “Turn off the lights and pretend we’re not home.” Jackie: “Next.” Javier: “Oh, I’ve got it!” Jackie: “No marionettes.” Javier: “Come back to me.” Barry: “Beer pong.” Jackie: “They’re kids.” Barry: “Root Beer Pong.” Jackie: “That’s not a thing.” Javier: “Oh, how about…” Jackie: “No kind of puppet.” Javier: “Come back to me!” (Folie-lex)
6. Javier: “How are we gonna do that with no money and no time?” Jackie: “We’re gonna do it the Dixon way.” Javier: “What does that mean?” Lizzie: “It means we steal.” (Folie-lex)
7. Jackie: “Okay, since it’s just the two of us. The last six months with you here things have been easier and way better. And I know this wasn’t gonna be permanent, but I guess I just thought maybe it’d be longer, that we were all together.” Lizzie: “Whoa. Never thought I’d hear you say that.” Javier: “Me either.” Luis: “Me neither.” (Folie-lex)
1. Renee: “What are we doing, Ray?” Ray: “I don't know. But I like it.” Renee: “Me too.” (Folie-lex)
2. Renee: “You're not my pimp, Frankie. Alright? You're not... you're not my boss. You know you're not even my f!cking husband. I'm not 19 anymore, looking at you with puppy-dog eyes, Mr.Big Shot dealer taking me to Sizzler. I'm a grown woman.” (Folie-lex)
3. Frankie : “Why are you here?” Jackie: “You brought me here Frankie. I'm the one who found Sherry Henry on the beach. And I went kinda crazy after that started looking into it found out it was you. I mean that wasn't a secret. Cops knew that sh!t day one. But then you had Krista Collins killed, and I'm like "Who is this f!ucking dude? He must have some big old balls, killing these girls like they're nothing". So I wanted to see you. And now that I'm here I see that you are nothing. You're just some little punk sitting in a cell, sending his boys to do his dirty work.” (Folie-lex)
1. Layton: “Gets real simple doesn't it? When you're the one they're coming for.” (Folie-lex)
2. Melanie: “We're hanging by our nails. Layton, we're hanging by our nails The whole goddamn human experiment, it can be undone by a bloom of mold. If the social order collapses, if resources fail, if mechanics fail, our best hope is to keep life in suspension, to keep people in stasis while we ride out this Freeze. 400 people, they were selected for diversity, for health, for skills to give us a fighting chance on the other side!” Layton: “You decide who lives and who dies.” Melanie: “No. We all made that choice, when we boarded this train and we left people behind. The train's dying Layton. Please let me fix her.” (Folie-lex)
3. Till: “You're a dick, you know that? I'm not gonna stand by while you abuse people.” Oz: “We're about to die, Till.” Till: “Fine. Then these are my last words: I won't let you extort me, and you're a dick.” (Folie-lex)
1. Pat: “I know you don't respect me much ,Courtney, but I thought it was more than this.” (Folie-lex)
2. Courtney: “Oh, you would never believe them Pat. I had a plan, to stick together and we would nab and interrogate him and... They didn't do any of it. They didn't listen to a single word I said!” Pat: “Seriously?” Courtney: “Serious!” Pat: “What? Like it went in one ear and right out the other?” Courtney: “Right out the other.” Pat: “And it seems to me, based on what you're telling me, that you're trying to help them.” Courtney: “I'm just trying to help them.” Pat: “I mean, that's gotta be kind of frustrating.” Courtney: “So frustrating.” Pat: “And even, maybe, a little annoying.” Courtney: “Oh! A lot annoying.” Pat: “Yeah.” Courntey: “They're going to get themselves killed.” Pat: “Yeah, I mean, that's my sentiment exactly.” Courntey: “I see what you did there.” (Folie-lex)
1. Phil: “No wonder it’s your favorite [TV show].” Annie: “And we can watch all four seasons and the movie together.” (DarkUFO)
1. Roarke: “I see the women in this valley have gotten a lot more fashionable.” Beth: “Yeah? I see Chippendales changed their policy on capped teeth.” Roarke: “What’s that?” Beth: “It’s an insult. Never mind.” Roarke: “It’s only an insult if I understand it.” Beth: “Yeah, that’s not true. But that’s a conversation for another time...that we’ll never have.” (DarkUFO)
