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1. Diyoza: “First, the old man cures you.” Octavia: “And then you put a bullet in his brain.” Diyoza: “Look at us finishing each other's thoughts. Who'd have thought we'd turn
into an old, married couple?” (Maria)
2. Bellamy (about Murphy): “You think we care about that traitor?” Josephine: “Uh, Lord knows you shouldn't, but, yeah, I do, which brings us to yet another episode of "no good choices". ~~~Clarke would love this. (Maria)
3. Murphy: “You have to go. There's no time.” Emori: “Shut up, John. My answer's yes. I will love you forever, even if we die today. Stay with me. John!” (Maria)
1. Danny: “If this is an intervention, I won’t fight you. I was warned she was the devil, but I didn’t listen.” Lexi: “The devil can hear you, you know.” (Jessica and Dahne)
2. Lexi: “I can’t believe this is where you’re from. I assumed you crashed to earth in a cape with a big ‘S’ on it.” (Jessica and Dahne)
3. Danny: “Now we can get back to being Team Danny & Lexi.” Lexi: “I believe it’s Lexi & Danny.” (Jessica)
4. Danny: “You trust me?” Lexi: “I do.” (Dahne)
5. Lexi’s letter to Shaw: “This is my friend, Aya. Take her to her family in Oslo. I trust you will do this because if you don’t, I will hunt you down and kill you. ‘Til next time.” Shaw: “Tigers got to be tigers.”
6. Shaw: “These ladies come here for a little adventure in their humdrum lives and I give them the full Casablanca.” Lexi: “I don’t even want to know what that means.”
7. Shaw: “What do you see in Danny anyway? He’s a nice dude and all, but at his core, he’s a house cat, but you’ve got tiger energy. You need another tiger.” Lexi: “Hmm, let me guess. You’re the other tiger.” Shaw: “I can’t be the only one to notice that our chemistry is off the charts.” Lexi: “That’s because it’s nonexistent.” Shaw: “Damn girl, pure tiger.”
1. Abe: “Is it weird? I didn’t know what to get.” Trey: “No, guys give each other pregnancy vitamins all the time. Thanks.”
2. Maya: “Should you be doing this, the campaign? You believe things that aren’t true. People are going to vote for you without knowing that.” Matty: “You tell people you’re sick, they feel sorry for you. You tell people you’re mentally ill, they give you a nervous smile and back away. The stigma is real, kid. If I say anything, I’m finished.” Maya: “I’m not saying it’s fair, but I am wondering if it’s right.”
3. Harper: “It has a logo on it for something called Schoolgirl Reaper. It’s a manga from the 90’s.” Abe: “A what from the 90’s?” Trey: “A Japanese comic. Tokyo Ghoul? Lone Wolf and Cub?” Abe: “I don’t know those things and I don’t know why you know those things.”
1. Joan: “I mean after the check he gave he gave our foundation this is sort of the least we could do to help.” Sherlock: “I loathe that expression. The least one could do is always nothing.”
2. Bree: “This...thing you think happened to me, we go to EEO, do you honestly think it’s not gonna happen to anyone else?” Gregson: “Dwyer’ll be gone.” Bree: “I’m not talking about him. I am talking about all the others. Dwyer goes down, do you really think that’s gonna change anything? That this department’s gonna suddenly stop being a boys’ club. To be clear, you’re not part of the problem. I meant everything that I said the other day - the best boss I ever had. But I’ve been a cop for 17 years now and in my experience, you are the exception, not the rule.”
3. Bell: “Then he went all Scrooge McDuck on his bed.” Sherlock: “And who or what is Scrooge McDuck?” Watson: “Picture your father, but as a duck.”
4. Gregson: “Those friends you were talking about, the ones who are cops. I hope you know I’m one of them. I will be ‘til the end.”
5. Sherlock: “So, a man in a forest and his hog, both killed at the same time. Unless we’re looking at the fallout from the world’s most nauseating love triangle, we have 3 victims, 2 murder weapons…” Bell: “And zero motive.”
6. Joan about the new coffee: “This stuff is so good, I don’t care how much weasel puke is in it.”
1. Olivia: “This was a lot easier when he wasn’t a prince.” Cassie: “Well, prince or not, he’s still the same person.” Olivia: “But now there’s a whole side of him I don’t know about.” Cassie: “That’s what second dates are for.”
2. Martha: “Well, that’s our show for today.” Producer: “No, no,no. We still have 28 more minutes. Keep it going.” Martha: “What?!?!”
3. Abigail: “The answer to everything is NOT a cup of tea.”
4. Cassie: “Sometimes to get what we want, it’s better to say less, not more.” Martha: “Well, you know me, restraint is not my strong suit.”
5. Cassie: “Well, no one wants to make decisions, but everyone likes choices.”
1. Tom: “I hope that girl’s not going all Miss Marple on us.” Damien: “Nancy Drew.” Tom: “What?” Damien: “You mean Nancy Drew.”
2. Guidance Counselor: “Listen, I’m a parent. I know how kids are these days. Tiffany, she’s...uh, she’s a mean girl. Her senior year will probably be the high point of her life.”
1. Julian: “Keeping secrets is what keeps me alive, and...I don’t know...interesting.” Lizzie: “No, it’s not interesting. It’s...it keeps you from being known.” Julian: “Reuben.” Lizzie: “What?” Julian: “My real name, Reuben. My second name is Julian, but who in their right mind wants to be known as a deli sandwich.”
2. Dylan: “Perhaps motivated by death anxiety, a fear of death, sometimes called thanatophobia. Not to be confused with necrophobia, which is a fear of others who are dead or dying.” Lizzie: “What do you call fear of dying from boredom?”
3. Julian: “Show up 10 minutes late and you miss everything.”
1. Lima: "Danny and I are having trouble conceiving, so I wanted to ask you if I could have one of your eggs." Narrator: "Wow. That didn't go over easy." (Prpleight)
1. Cat and Jake to each other: You call; I jump.”
2. Jake: “Hang on I know why you’re here. You’re here because you’re worried that you might turn into something like me.” Wyatt: “No, no, I don’t think so.” Jake: “You’re damn right. You’ve got to earn your reputation first, before you can lose it.”
3. Cat: “I dragged my a** 13 hours across the Pacific to state the obvious. The idea that you would let this man out because he went, what, a few years without shanking anybody is insane and only reminds me that the Reef is still the shadiest, sunny place in the country.”
4. Ana: “I see a pattern forming here. I ask you to do one thing, you do something completely different.” Cat: “Well, you hire Cat Chambers, you get all of Cat Chambers.”
5. Cat: “I need your help.” Jake: “Whoa. The last time you said that killed my career.” Cat: “Uh no, marrying me while you were undercover killed your career. Memory serves, you let me in on that little secret about day 3 of our honeymoon after I’d already admitted to a half dozen felonies.” Jake: “I was a ba***, wasn’t I?”
6. Wyatt: “What is she doing here?” Ana: “Cat’s going to be joining the search and rescue operation in a consulting capacity for the governor’s office.” Wyatt: “Like a work release program? You’re joking, right?” Ana: “Do I look like I’m joking?” Cat: “I love being in the middle of all of this brother and sister sibling rivalry stuff.” Wyatt and Ana: “Half siblings.”
