Quote of the Week - Week of December 30th

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

Doctor Who - 
1. The Doctor: "Oh, you're good, Ryan's dad. You're almost making up for your parenting deficit."
2. Dalek: "Who are you?" The Doctor: "I'm your secret conscience. Not really, we both know you don't have one."
3. The Doctor: "So that's what you've been doing, reconstructing yourself from memory and remnants and spare parts?" Dalek: "I am rebuilt." The Doctor: "What do you call this look? Junkyard chic?" (I just love The Doctor being sassy. - Sam Dinsmoor)

Dirty John - 

1. William: "You you ate some damn glass, and still that manager didn't wanna fork over. Finally had to show him his own wedding ring, ask him if he wanted his wife to pay for his mistakes. [laughs] Remember that one. Rest of it comes natural to you. You're loyal. You don't follow rules just 'cause they're there. You don't let anyone take advantage of you. If they try, though, you take care of them with a stick. But you don't get back at them. You get back at their family."

2. Veronica: "You and Mom, you guys have the biggest hearts for the smallest of things."

3. John: "You don’t look at me the way you used to." (My reasons: It demonstrates the ease with which John is able to emotionally manipulate Debra and perhaps is a moment of real genuine sadness at how he has wrecked their relationship. - Mads)

4. John: "I wanted to kill myself... to kill myself." Dennis: "Huh. Which is weird considering, because if anybody knows how to put somebody to sleep forever, wouldn't it be you? Huh? Right." (My reasons for this quote: I love whenever John gets caught in a blatant lie. - Mads)

5. Veronica: "We need tequila. Like, right now.Debra: You mean it?" Veronica: "You're gonna leave him?" Debra: "Yes." Veronica: "For good this time?" Debra: "Yes." Veronica: "Mom. For good?" Deba: "Yes. I have to."6. Debra: "I'm leaving and I want a divorce." (Mads)

The Gifted - 
1. Andy: "That Purifier was trying to murder Lauren. Do you know what him and his friends want to do to mutants like us? They're monsters." Caitlin: "Can you hear yourself? I know that." Andy: "No! Y-You don't know anything, okay? You don't get it. There's only one thing to do to people like that, and it's wipe them out! End them! We can't afford to have them running around, having more kids, spreading their poison."
2. Clarice: "We're about to take on a compound full of mutant-hating hicks, and you two can't even ride in a freakin' car together."
3. Jace: "So they just they turned their back on the dream of the X-Men, huh? How the hell did that happen?" John: "Because I couldn't make 'em believe. 'Cause I failed."
(My reasons for this quote: Poor John. He carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. - Mads)

The Orville - 1. Kelly: "Go ahead, say it." Ed: "Say what?" Kelly: "Whatever snarky thing you were about to say." Ed: "...I saw him in the mess hall sipping tea with two hands." (Reasons for this quote: A grown man sipping tea with TWO hands is an image I wouldn't think is funny until Ed described it in The Orville. Such a simple observation that had me in stitches. - Kollin Lore)

A Series of Unfortunate Events - 1. Lemony Snicket: "I do know where the Baudelaires went next as their toboggan rushed down the frozen waters of Stricken Stream. I know this because of the stanza in a long and complicated poem circled in an old book by a woman who was a fierce volunteer, a brave mother, and a loyal sibling. The stanza is this: That no life lives forever, that dead men rise up never, that even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea."
2. Olaf: "Let's have one more round of villainous laughter, on the house. Ha-ha hostages!" Esme: "Hee-hee-hee antagonism!" Olaf: "When did you change? We boarded the sub, like, right away." Esme: "Oh, this? It's just something I threw together."
(My reasons for this quote: The fact Esme threw together a crazy octopus suit in minutes is impressive even for her. - Mads)

Tell Me a Story - 
1. Hannah: "I realize how upset you must be, but, uh, I still have your money. All I want is my brother, and it's yours. I'll be in touch. And if anything happens to Gabe, I will hunt you down and kill you myself, you fucking bitch."

2. Jordan: "I almost hurt a child today. I just hurt. And I am so angry. And it won't go away. I see Beth. I see Beth everywhere." Tim: "We can fix this, I promise. Okay?" Jordan: "I was holding her. I felt her die. She was looking at me, and I could feel her dying. It all just went away."

3. Hannah: "We should go." Gabe: "Go where?" Hannah: "We have some money to dig up." Gabe: "And then what?" Hannah: "We do some good with it." Gabe: "Do you even remember where it is?" Hannah: "I left some bread crumbs." 2. Hannah: "Your mother is dead." Katrina: "She's had a long life." Hannah: "Are you for real?" Katrina: "Where is my money?" Hannah: "You would let your own mother die?" Katrina: "It's a lot of money." (Honestly I just thought Katrina's response was darkly humorous. - Mads)