1. Raj: “…This tomato is amazing! I can eat it like an apple.” Dr. Wolcott: “My secret is, I fertilize it with my own manure.” Howard: “The look on your face.” Leonard: “It’s a sort of grin. Wanna know what kind?” (Prpleight)
1. Cookie [refusing to eat kale]: "I’m no damn rabbit." (Marine Perot)
1. Pops [consoling Adam when his best friend, Emmy, starts to pull away from him]: “That’s the thing about best friends, you’re always best friends even if you don’t talk for a long time, when you do talk again you pick up right where you left off.” (Love George Segal as Pops! - Claire Serowinski)
1. Robber: “I’m not a bad guy. I just...I work this line. I grab things when I can.” Dylan: “You pick dead people’s pockets. Don’t sell yourself short. You sound like a wonderful guy.”
2. Dylan: “I love when this happens.” Lizzie: “When what happens?” Dylan: “When I might be wrong. It keeps me on my toes. Maybe this is about drugs.” Lizzie: “Oh, I give this burst of humility about 3 seconds.” Dylan: “Except I don’t think this is about drugs.” Lizzie: “Oh, 2 seconds.”
1. Colin: “I could be that rarest of unicorns - a homeowner and an educator.”
2. Colin: “Ha, Jackpot training. What? You need a refresher on how to tip a can when you pour a drink.” Bernard: “Are you sure you want to be that condescending to the people who pour you those drinks?” Colin: “I instantly regretted it. I’m truly sorry. You’re a national treasure.”
3. Bernard: “Oh look, there’s your hallway back to the golden age of white guys.” Ronnie: “Tell the misogyny we say hi.” (Dahne)
1. Sara: "Alright. We’re facing an army of Romans, Vikings, and pirates. But you know what today is? Today is the day that we prove that Rip did not sacrifice his life in vain. And today is the day that we prove that we are not losers. And today is the day that we earn the name Legends … Now, how do we sneak out the back?"
2. Beebo [crushing Mallus]: "Beebo want cuddles." (Sam Dinsmoor)
1. Roger [teaching Rihana to drive]: Now, put your hands up at 10 and 2. That’s 2:30. That’s 2:57. Okay. Right there." (Prpleight)
2. Roger: “Not for nothing, but I know you...uh, called your dad to find me and that couldn’t have been easy so thank you.” Riggs: “It was worth it, Rog.”3. Roger: “The guy who died today was a lonely old man who had nothing except an unfinished boat that never made it to the water.” Avery: “Celebrate that then, the fact that you never got a boat. You dogged a bullet.” (Dahne)
1. Mac: “Let’s make Bruce Willis proud.”
2. Saul: “Well, why should I believe you?” Jack: “Because I have a gun and didn’t shoot you.” Saul: “Now that’s a fair point he’s making.”
3. Mac: “I guess this is where we make our stand.” Jack: “That’s fine with me. I don’t mind making a stand, but let’s come up with a plan so it’s not our last stand.” (Dahne)
1. Hetty: “Mr. Deeks, I was locked in a cage with a starving tiger, not under a rock. I know exactly who this b** is.”
2. Arkady, flirting with Hetty by doing his karaoke routine: “She’s got Hetty Davis eyes.” Callen: “Well, Mosley was right. I didn’t need to hear that.” (Dahne)
1. Jake: "What the hell are you doing?" Olivia: "Standing in the sun." (The scene takes place after Olivia reveals everything about Jake's involvement with B613 and its power to control The White House. - Diana Mack)
1. Lucy: “It’s not what I’m willing to do. It’s what I’m not willing to do. I can’t sit back and watch innocent people die anymore. To hell with what’s meant to happen and to hell with my mother.”
2. Rufus: “If I’m gonna be flying that thing, there’s no way he takes a gun. I have a thing against being shot in the back.” Flynn: “Like that’s the only way I’d be able to kill you.”
3. Rufus: “Careful. First time travelers tend to get a little nauseous.” Flynn: “Not my first trip, pal.” Lucy: “This isn’t the Mothership.” Rufus: “No, flying coach sucks.” (Dahne)
4. Rufus: "Even for a time-traveling black guy this is a little hard to swallow."
5. Rufus: "No, no, don't do that. Rule number one: don't run towards the demonic entity."
6. Lucy: "Cut the crap, Bathsheba." (Bex W)
