A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. Lizzie: “Don’t they call you, Professor Psychopath?” Dylan: “While I may have a fascination with psychopaths, it does not mean I am one.” Lizzie: “Judging by the way you eat your pizza, I’m not so sure.”
2. Lizzie: “Does my looking into your background bother you?” Dylan: “What bothers me is that you haven’t yet said who wants to kill me.”
3. Julian: “No room for relationships in our business. That’s why I’m single.” Dylan: “You’re single because no woman in her right mind would marry you.” Julian: “That too.”
1. Peyton (enters a kitchen full of cakes): “This is how an episode of Grey's Anatomy started.” (Marko)
2. Clive: “Was that your attempt at orchestrating a meet cute?” Liv: “It was more of a mug cute.” Ravi: “Or a meet cup.” Clive: “Do not pile onto this Parent Trap.” Liv: “You’re really putting the ‘no’ in Babineaux.”
3. Clive reading Liv’s message board post: “I want to spend the rest of my life decomposing with you.” Liv: “What? What? It’s zombie romance.” Ravi and Clive: “Noooooooooooo.” Clive: “It’s desperate.” Ravi: “It’s what someone would point to if you decapitated a stranger on a bus and they were looking for warning signs.”
4. Ravi: “He’s still not here and this place makes Freddy Krueger's basement look like the Wonka factory.”
1. Aiden: “Where is your very handsy friend?” Paul: “Apparently she found someone looking more like her father.” (Marko)
1. Mosley: “I’m staking my reputation on your team.” Hetty: “As you should.” Mosley: “You don’t ever doubt them?” Hetty: “No.” Mosley: “Why not?” Hetty: “Because I hand-picked each and every one of them.”
2. Mosley: “You do know that these teams are never designed to permanently work together.” Hetty: “I understand.” Mosley: “Team members become too familiar, walls come down, relationships develop.” Hetty: “Sounds like a family to me.”
3. Callen: “I have to say I had my doubts.” Sam: “It’s okay to be impressed.”
1. Sylvester: “Patty, you have loads of friends - Ralph, Paige, Walter, Toby, the entire team - and that puts you way ahead of where I was at your age.” Patty: “You had a tough time in high school?” Sylvester: “The toughest.” Patty: “So it gets better?” Sylvester: “It gets so much better. Patty, you’re going to go on to do great things. You’re already on your way. Trust me. I wouldn’t lie to my friend.”
2. Toby: “Cabe, come on, buddy. Wake up. If you die on this trip, I’ll never be able to enjoy zydeco music ever again.” (Cabe wakes up.) Cabe: “Zydeco music sucks.”
3. Cabe: “Quicksand? I haven’t seen quicksand since The Princess Bride. Now that was an awesome movie. Have no fear, Buttercup. I will save you.” Toby: “I’m a dead man.”
1. Luke to Clary: “They're both a part of you, kiddo. The light and the dark, whether you like it or not.” (Ami)
2. Alec to Magnus: “I've always dreamt of meeting someone like you.” (Ami)
3. Magnus to Raphael: “I practically raised you. I can read you like an open book, in all capital letters.” (Ami)
1. Maya: “If he can be black, he can be British.” (Marko)
2. Jimmy, seeing blonde workers in his yard: “You, Scandinavian animals. (hushes them with) Ikea! Ikea! Ikea!” (Marko)
1. Lucy: “Do you have any idea what they’re talking about?” Rufus: “I think it’s smuggler talk. That or they’re both having a stroke.”
2. Wyatt: “What?” Rufus: “Nothing. I just didn’t realize you were such a stone-cold nerd.” Lucy: “Yeah, me neither. So what do you think Rittenhouse wants with the race?” Rufus: “Corner the market on country western songs.”
3. Lucy: “They could basically run Detroit, which...you know, in ‘55 was still a big deal.”
1. Elizabeth: “You know I have another dress I can wear. I don’t want you all to exhaust yourselves trying to pull off a miracle.” Dottie: “Well lucky for you, we specialize in miracles.”
2. Jack: “Elizabeth, I choose you and no other. Your happiness is the only question I want to spend my life answering. Your heart is the only flame I will endeavor to keep alight. Before you said yes to marrying me, I was already yours in every way. So I marry you today without hesitation or doubt. I’m committed to you, absolutely. I love you with everything I am. Forever.”
3. William: “How are you holding up?” Elizabeth: “Excited...nervous.” William: “Don’t be. You’re marrying a good man and he’s devoted to you.” Elizabeth: “You have no idea how long I’ve waited to hear that from you.”
