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I'm not sure who thought Felicity interrupting the wedding ceremony of Barry and Iris would be funny, but needless to say it didn't go over too well with some fans and television critics alike. Though it was widely criticized, I think the writers could have cleaned it up with a simple apology from Felicity. Flash fans wouldn't have felt as angry and Arrow fans wouldn't have had to play defense. So since the writers didn't feel the need, I took the liberty of writing what I think an apology from Felicity would sound like:
A Letter from Felicty Smoak
Dear Arrowverse Fans,
Look, this has been a long time coming and if you know me, you know I am never at a loss for words, but I was so in my own world with Oliver that I didn’t realize what I had done to my dear friends Barry and Iris. Soooo, I am writing to say that I am really, really sorry about interrupting their wedding. You know me- I’m impulsive at times, well actually all the time, and I am always putting my foot in my mouth. Oliver can vouch for that- and Barry for that matter. Remember that time when Barry first got his powers, and I said, “Can I see it?” It sounded like I was talking about Barry’s package, but I was honestly just trying to see him use his new powers. And that time I butted my nose a little too far in Walter’s business and went to him about Moira. Yikes! I could go on, but I won’t. I’m sure you get the picture.
Bottom line is, I was wrong, and I don’t want to wait any longer to apologize for my behavior. I love Iris, and I love Barry even more- he and I were friends first of course. Remember when I was thinking out loud about my dream guy and I said something like the perfect guy would have Barry’s brain and Oliver’s body or was that Ray’s body? Oops, there I go again. Saying too much at the wrong time. Ok, back on track Felicity. I love Barry and Iris, and I want more than anything for them to be happy. They are the sweetest couple and the nicest people anyone could have as friends. I would never do anything to hurt them on purpose; I really do have a good heart. I hope that you can accept my apology; I understand how that scene must have looked to you all; I cringe when I think about it. I promise that I am going to have this same conversation with Barry and Iris soon. Hope all is forgiven.
Sincerely,
Felicity Smoak-Queen
P.S. I get that some of you are still super mad at me, but I can virtually guarantee that Barry and Iris will find it in their hearts to forgive me because we are truly close friends, so can you lay off of the “Felicity is a selfish bitch, terrible friend, Olishity” smears. It’s kinda hurtful.
P.S.S. I gotta make this quick- Barry and Iris should have a do over wedding, and I promise I won’t say one word. I’ll barely breathe. I have a better gift for them too. That was all Oliver. Ok. That’s it. I swear.
How hard was that DCTV writers?
