A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. Meadow: "This is the face of true love."
2. Kai: "What fills your dark heart with dread?" Ivy: "The thought of laying in bed next to my wife."
3. Sally: "No one's going to believe any of that!" Kai: "Of course they will- it's on Facebook." (DarkUFO)
1. Sheldon: “Why can’t there just be one week each month for famous people to die?” Amy: “Well they’ve already arranged to die in three’s. What more do you want from them?”
2. Sheldon: “Don’t try to put science lipstick on your New Age pig.”
3. Amy (about getting married in the 90’s): “Sheldon, you were 16.” Sheldon: “And in Texas. No one would have batted an eye.” (Dahne)
1. Patricia: “You activate them, they get it done or they die trying. That’s why our responsibility is so great. They count on us to make the right call. They trust us with their lives, Hannah. You need to get that.”
2. Jazz: “Don’t worry about it ‘cause either you’ll be successful or you’ll be dead.” McG: “I think she’s warming up to you.”
3. Preach: “You know sometimes with us, it’s better if you don’t know what’s about to happen.” (Dahne)
1. Holt: “If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, then by all means, jump off a cliff,” (Milo M-J)
1. Whalen: “But if your theory’s right, why wouldn’t one of those boys go and get help? Or call 911? Or call the police? No, no, I...I don’t want to believe that. That’s like 2 deaths. It’s not human.”
2. Marissa: “Let’s just see if it lasts the weekend before we plan the wedding.”
3. Bull: “You know how important you are to me?” Marissa: “I think so.” Bull: “And you can call me anytime, day or night, with anything.” Marissa: “That is sweet. I’m fine, Bull. In fact, I’m better than fine. I’m happy.” (Dahne)
1. Chance: "Who's Stevie? In the ER before they took you down for your scan you said the name Stevie." Winter: "Buckle up, doctor. I think we're going on an adventure."
2. D: "Hey, how come you didn't scream? When you saw me in the house?" Lorena: "'Cause you're not scary."
3. Hynes [to D]: "You ever break into my apartment again, I'll stab YOU in the fucking eye."(DarkUFO)
1. Shaun Murphy: "It was a good day. We saved a life, just not Chuck's." (Justyna Kubica)
1. Eleanor: "Do you know what's really happening right now? You're learning what it's like to be human. All humans are aware of death. So we're all a little bit sad all the time. That's just the deal." (Justyna Kubica)
1. Lawyer: “If he loses, he sucks, but if you lose, women suck. That’s why you need to annihilate him.” Michaela: “I thought this was one of the best firms for women.” Lawyer: “It is. Go study. Otherwise I’m out two grand.” Michaela: “Uh, what?” Lawyer: “I bet on you. Be flattered.”
2. Connor: “Well, we’re not a family. We’re a screwed up toxic waste dump of dysfunction.”
3. Therapist: “You can’t save everyone, Annalise, only yourself. That’s who you need to be a hero for right now. For you.” Annalise: “You are not going to break me.” (Dahne)
1. Karnak: “At times he exhibits clear sociopathological symptoms.” Jen: “He’s a New Yorker.”
2. Medusa: “How you people managed to make it to the moon on a machine like this is beyond me.” Louise: “Well how did you guys get here?” Medusa: “My sister’s teleporting dog.”
3. Gorgon: “I need to find Karnak by myself. Auran will find me and I can’t lose you guys too. You feel like family and I must protect my family.” (Dahne)
1. Kevin: “As responsible as you feel for me, it isn’t just about you. I need to be responsible for me too.”
2. Angel: “The universe just gave you a sign by giving you an actual sign.” Kevin: “Well, the universe just made me give Jake’s dad a heart attack so the universe can bite me because I am done.”
3. Kevin: “Amy, I love you but you are just as messed up as I am.” (Dahne)
1. Jax: “Surrender your prisoner in the name of Ares, God of War.” Stein: “Mars is the Roman God of War, Jefferson.” (Milo M-J)
1. Riggs: “Well, in my experience, the best way to avoid those kind of bruises is to avoid the guys who are giving them to you.” Shaye: “Yeah well, in my experience, the guy giving them to you knows you can’t avoid him because your whole life, career, whole world, depends on him. So, bruises heal.”
2. Riggs: “You want us to babysit.” Deputy Chief: “I want you to drop no one off a balcony for 24 hours.” Riggs: “That was like an open-faced compliment sandwich. No compliment in that at all.”
3. Roger: “Treat Riggs like a vacation. Genius. I wish I had thought of that.” (Dahne)
1. Anna: “I’m like Gollum. Really?” Callen: “Get in the car, Precious.”
2. Deeks: “My brain hurts. I think I like the days of running around shooting bad guys more than the 8-hour matinee of single Peruvian female.”
3. Callen: “Were you really trying to convince a kid not to go to school so he could play video games with you?” Anna: “Once a quitter, always a quitter.” (Dahne)
1. Bree: "You gave Jamie up for me. Now I have to give him back to you."
2. Bree: "I've been trying to figure out if I was more Randall or more Fraser. And what I realized is that I'm more you than I am either of my fathers. And if I can turn out to be half the woman you are, then I'll be fine."
3. Roger: "Knowing my father helped me know myself. Everybody needs a history." Bree: "But how do you know it's true? What if he made it up to make you feel better?" Roger: "Does it matter?" (DarthLocke)
4. Bree [to Claire]: "I wanted to get you a flashlight, but Roger said you'd end up at another witch trial."
5. Jamie: "That you, Geordie? Took you long enough. Where'd you go to get the ash? All the way to Glasgow?" Claire: "It isn't Geordie. It's me. Claire." (Marine Perot)
1. Jimmy: "Maybe it's time Ray gets a W-I" Oh, win "Ray gets a win." All [chanting]: "Ray gets a win. Ray gets a win." Dylan: "Yeah. He'll fail on his own terms." All [chanting]: "He'll fail on his own terms! He'll fail on his own terms! He'll fail on his own terms!" (Samantha Benjamin)
1. Stamets: "Sir, being chased by a lethal monster in a deathtrap surrounded by Klingon bodies is distracting but, no, I would've noticed an extra supercomputer. That's just me."
2. Burnham: "You judge the creature by its appearance and by one single incident from its past. Nothing in its biology suggests it would attack except in self-defense. Commander, this creature is an unknown alien. It can only be what it is, not what you want it to be." Landry: "It's amazing how much I hate Vulcan proverbs."
3. Burnham: "You can tell your threat ganglia to relax. I'm only here to help." Saru: "My ganglia remain unconvinced." (DarthLocke)
1. Winn: "But, I mean, she goes from being little miss sunshine to, well, Alex, basically." Alex: "What? I'm not like that." J'onn: "Oh, come on, Alex. Your unrelenting seriousness is one of your best qualities." Alex: "I'm not like that! I'm not." (Donna Cromeans and Samantha Benjamin)
2. Alex [to Kara]: "Kara Danvers is my favorite person. She's saved me more times than Supergirl ever could, so just... think about that while you're trying to get rid of her." (Donna Cromeans and Justyna Kubica)
3. Alex [after asking J’onn to walk her down the aisle]: "Stop. Don't cry. If you cry, I'm gonna cry, and then everybody here's gonna know that we actually can cry. So..." (Donna Cromeans and Prpleight)
1. PJ: “Okay, dude, chill. Alright, I’m just doing my thing. I’m trying to climb my a** out of the ghetto.” Jane: “Oh shut up. Your father’s a dentist.”
2. Pete: “The hardest part of sobriety is I don’t get a break from my brain.”
3. Ali: “I love it. Born-again father.” (Dahne)
1. Leo: "Hey, Grace you took my heart." Grace: "You took my heart too, Leo But I believe that we both are gonna find love again, with the person we're supposed to be with." Leo: "No, I mean, you took my heart from the model.Yeah, you, uh you put it in your purse. I mean, I-I'm sure it was an accident, but, you know, they kill you on the replacement parts." (Samantha Benjamin)
1. Tanner: “We had a piece of new evidence, Mike. We had to track it down.” Mike: “Why? Was it going somewhere?”
2. Detective (after being called Chief Wiggam): “I can’t wait to arrest you.”
3. Tanner: “You want a second chance. I hope you get one.” (Dahne)
