A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. Bronn (To Jaime): “You've just won the biggest prize in the world. What could you possibly have to be upset about? Come on, you can tell me. Queen of Thorns give you one last prick in the balls before saying goodbye?” (Milo)
2. Littlefinger: “I imagine you've seen things most men wouldn't believe. To go through all of that, make your way home again only to find such chaos…” Bran: “Chaos is a ladder.” (Darth Locke and Marine)
3. Iron Banker: “Some at the Iron Bank will be disappointed. They've grown rather fond of your interest payments.” Cersei: “We must devise a way to raise their spirits.” (Darth Locke)
4. Arya: “Do I have to call you Lady Stark now?” (Darth Locke)
5. Brienne: "Who taught you how to do that?" Arya Stark: "No one." (Marine)
6. Daenerys Targaryen: "I'm at war. I'm losing. What do you think I should do?" Jon Snow: "I never thought that dragons would exist again. No one did. The people who follow you know that you made something impossible happen. Maybe that helps them believe that you can make other impossible things happen. Build a world that's different from the sh** one they've always known. But if you use them to melt castles and burn cities, you're not different." (Marine)
1. Eugene (To Hitler): “I’m probably the evilest person in here...other than you.” (Milo)
1. Dr. Wong: “Why didn’t you want to come here?” Rick: “Because I don’t respect therapy. Because I’m a scientist. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don’t like something about the world, I change it. And I don’t think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything. I think it’s helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind we value in the animals we eat, but not something I want for myself. I’m not a cow, I’m a pickle, when I feel like it. So… you asked.” (Laura)
2. Dr. Wong: “Oh, I think this pickle incident is a better path than any other to the heart of your family’s dysfunction. I think it’s possible that you and your father have a very…specific dynamic. I don’t think it’s one that rewards emotion or vulnerability, I think it may punish them. I think it’s possible that dynamic eroded your marriage and is infecting your kids with a tendency to misdirect their feelings.” Beth: “F** you.” (Laura)
3. Morty: “Is this the first part of some kind of magic trick?” Rick: “I don’t do magic, Morty. I do science. One takes brains, the other takes dark eyeliner.” Morty: “Well, can you move, can you fly?” Rick: “Wouldn’t be much of a pickle if I could.” Morty: “Alright, well, do pickles…live forever, or?” Rick: “Morty, would you stop digging for hidden layers and just be impressed? I’m a pickle!” (Laura)
