A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. Uncle Daddy: "I need this shit like a frog needs titties." (popcultureguy)
1. Woman 1: “Did you see the last episode of Infamy?” Woman 2: “Yeah.” Android: “Ava accusing Ryan. Emma dying on her wedding night and Liam turning out to be the secret stalker. It was a very shocking finale.” Woman 1: “The finale’s not until next week.” Android: “Oh. Well I have a feeling you’ll be pleasantly surprised.” (prpleight)
1. Olenna Tyrell: "The lords of Westeros are sheep. Are you a sheep? No. You're a dragon, be a dragon." (Marine Perot)
2. Daenerys: "I swear this, if you ever betray me I'll burn you alive." Varys: "I would expect nothing less from the mother of dragons." (Carrie Reed and Luana Arturi)
3. Tyrion: “Conquering Westeros would be easy for you, but you are not here to be queen of the ashes." (Milo M-J)
4. Varys: “…I wasn’t born into a great house. I came from nothing. I was sold as a slave and carved up as an offering. When I was a child I lived in allies, gutters, abandoned houses. You wish to know where my true loyalties lie? Not with any king or queen, but with the people. The people who suffer under despots and prosper under just rule. The people whose hearts you aim to win. If you demand blind allegiance, I respect your wishes. Greyworm can behead me or your dragons can devour me. But if you let me live I will serve you well, I will dedicate myself to seeing you on the Iron Throne because I chose you; because I know the people have no better chance than you.” (Kollin Lore)
5. Melisandre [speaking High Valyrian]: "The Long Night is coming. Only the prince who was promised can bring the dawn." Daenerys: "I’m afraid I’m not a prince." Missandei: "Your Grace, forgive me, but your translation is not quite accurate. That noun has no gender in High Valyrian, so the proper translation for that prophecy would be, 'The prince or princess who was promised will bring the dawn.'” Tyrion Lannister: "Doesn’t really roll off the tongue, does it?" Daenerys Targaryen: "No, but I like it better."
6. Arya: "That's not you."
7. Grey Worm: "Y-you are my weakness." Missandei: "That’s what I am? Your weakness?" Grey Worm: "When Unsullied are young, the masters learn their fears. One boy is scared of dogs, one boy hates high places, one is frightened of the ocean. They make the boy sleep with dogs or climb a cliff. They throw him in the water. If he learns to swim, good. If he drowns, good. Either way, strong Unsullied. But I had no fears. I was never the biggest, never the strongest… but I was bravest, always. Until… I meet Missandei from the Isle of Naath. Now I have fear."
8. Jon Snow: "You all crowned me your king. I never wanted it. I never asked for it. But I accepted it because the North is my home. It’s part of me, and I will never stop fighting for it, no matter the odds. But the odds are against us. None of you have seen the Army of the Dead. None of you. We can never hope to defeat them alone. We need allies, powerful allies. I know it’s a risk. But I have to take it." (darthlocke)
9. Daenerys [to Melisandre]: "You chose an auspicious day to arrive at Dragonstone, we've just decided to pardon those who once served the wrong king." [Looks pointedly at Varys] (Luana Arturi)
1. Nick: "All we are is agony as Art." (Marine Perot)
1. D'avin: "I don't mean to insult another man's work, but I've seen kittens play better mind games." (Milo M-J)
1. Monroe Stahr: "Some things exist just to be beautiful. They don't have to make any more sense than that." (Jaz Schoone)
1. Xylda: "You'll be safe in Midnight." Manfred: "That would mean a whole lot more coming from someone who wasn't dead."
2. Olivia: "Fiji, why aren't you jumping already?" Fiji: "That's not what I was thinking. I was admiring his cooking techniques. And don't make that dirty."
3. Officer Gomez: "Witchcraft. That's your thing, right?" Fiji: "Wicca." Officer Gomez: "A lot of animal sacrifices in that Wicca?" Fiji: "Bundy, Dahmer, Son of Sam, all of them started out with critters before they killed people, Not a Wicca in the bunch." (darthlocke)
1. Kelly: "Just because nobody hit you doesn't mean you don't have scars."
1. Felix: “My sister and I are orphans, you see. And we could have ended up anywhere. We couldn’t ended up in any family, and if we had, we would have been entirely different people. But my mum, Siobhan, this woman, she chose us as her own. We are who we are because she carried two little London urchins on her wings to Canada. Watching her raise my sister, watching my sister raise her own daughter, finding my biological sister, it’s quite mad. It’s taught me that we are all mysterious works of chance. Of choice. Of nature verse nurture. So to my galaxy of women, thank you for nurture.” (Nirat Anop)
2. S: "Quite enough lip out of you."
3. S: "...chickens."
1. Chelsea: "That was some nightmare last night, huh?" Levi: "Yeah. Did you get back to sleep okay?" Chelsea: "Yeah, eventually. You gotta stop reading me scary bedtime stories." (Kinsley Pendergast)
1. Wynonna: "Hey, hold on in there, don't go all Sixth Sense on me, one of us has to keep our shit together." (Milo M-J)
2. Wynonna: "I need to come to church more often."
3. Wynonna: "When in doubt, follow the blonde." (Luana Arturi)
