A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. Danny: "They call themselves 'The Hand'." Jessica: "...what are they really called?"
2. Stick: "We call ourselves The Chaste." Jessica: "God these names are killing me." (popcultureguy)
1. Ted [regarding what happened when he gave a succubus a ride]: "One minute we’re driving along. Next, something’s eating me like a taco." (Prpleight)
1. Doctor: "And what would you say to your 13-year-old self now if you had the chance?" Cora: "Run."
2. Phoebe: "I saw dad naked once in the bathroom but I didn't see his thing. I bet you did. Is it big?" Cora: "It's a sin to talk that way." Phoebe: "God doesn't mind if you're sick." (DarkUFO)
1. Waverly: "You'd do that for me?" Nicole: "I'd do a lot of things to you." Waverly: "For, for me?" Nicole: "Yeah, that too." (Samantha Benjamin)
