A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. Jacqueline: "A few years ago I read an application of a young intern, and her words have always stayed with me, when asked why she wanted to work at Scarlet, she said 'because when I needed it, Scarlet was like getting the advice of an older sister that I always wished I had.' No matter how many years pass, no matter how the world changes, Scarlet will always be that older sister, and we will always be there for the girls who need her. Now, those of you who work at the magazine, please raise your glasses.... I expect you to have adventures, I expect you to fall in love, to get your hearts broken, I expect you to have sex with the wrong people, have sex with the right people, to make mistakes and make amends, take a leap and make a splash. And I expect you to unleash holly hell on anybody who tries to hold you back." (Luana Arturi)
1. Susan to [PT Westmoreland]: "You may be dying but I'm here to make sure it's not fatal." (Donna Cromeans)
2. Krystal: "Your support just gives us the strength and courage to keep exposing the lies of Big Cosmetics."
3. Virginia [to PT Westmoreland]: "She was trying to kill you." Susan: "No. I was trying to save us all."
4. Sarah: "Art, what are they on about?" Krystal: "She's been poisoned, okay? Probably by those Swedish Neolutionists. Like that Russian guy whose hair fell out when they put a nuclear bomb in his tea."
5. Brie: "Nobody ghosts Krystal!" Scott: "It's difficult at first, but you get used to it eventually." (darthlocke)
1. Lucia [to Teddy]: "Who are you, the replacement white boy?” (Milo M-J)
1. Mike: “You’re hiding, ‘cause you’re afraid. You’re afraid to take responsibility for this firm, and you won’t admit it to yourself.” Harvey: “I don’t have to listen to this.” Mike: “Well, you’re going to, ‘cause way back when, you cared enough about me to tell me the same thing to my face, and I’m just returning the favor.” Harvey: “I’m not her, Mike. I’m not her.” Mike: “You don’t have to be her. You just have to go back to being you. The Harvey I met the day you hired me, he would have gone in there and told Neil Stillman to go fuck himself. So it’s up to you. You can keep hiding out in Jessica’s shadow, or you get out of it and start being Harvey goddamn Specter.” (Laura Markus)
1. Wynonna: "God is dead."
2. Doc: "I'm older than the state of Colorado, everybody is too youbg for me." (Luana Arturi)
3. Waverly: "Wait where's Nicole? She's- " [Nicole screams] Dolls: "Officer Haught... Excuse me." Nicole: "Don't look at me!" Waverly: "Uhh... Definitely a little naked." (Samantha Benjamin)
