A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. Philip: "Do you think we're gonna get fired?" Elizabeth: "It's not funny." Philip: "I know." (DarkUFO)
1. Norman: "I'm not confused. I think for the first time in a long while I'm actually starting to have some clarity." Mother: "Nothing like a crazy person announcing their own clarity." (DarkUFO)
1. The Interrogator: "I know, I don't have to be afraid. But I am because look at you. All of you. You're gods, and someday you are going to wake up and realize you don't have to listen to us anymore." (Milo)
2. Melanie: "You were right-- about David-- he's a world-breaker. And if you'd killed him, before he figured that out, then maybe your tactical forces and... What is it..? World coalition? Maybe that would have impressed me. But not now." (DarkUFO)
3. David Haller: "Just let me talk to him. We have... a rapport." Syd Barrett: "He tried to kill you. Twice." David Haller: "To be fair, the second time he was just going to kill you. And, anyway, with that kind of thinking wars would never end." (DarkUFO)
1. Eliot: "Your husband is about to welcome another husband into his bed." Fen: "You're a king. Of course you will. I gather three person marriage isn't normal on Earth." Eliot: "Not outside of Utah. Or some websites." Fen: "Those are cities made of pixels, right?" (Milo)
1. Evil Queen to the just returned TInkerbell: "Shouldn't you be living in a tulip somewhere?" (Donna)
1. Summer: "But if every Rick hates the government, why would they hate grandpa?" Morty: "Because Ricks hate themselves the most, and our Rick is the most...himself." (Laura)
2. Summer: "You've been keeping your lips zipped about it since grandpa got arrested, but the fact is you're freakin' stoked to bail on him." Morty: "He bails on everybody! He bailed on mom when she was a kid, he bailed on Tiny Planet, and in case I never made this clear to you, Summer, he bailed on you. He left you to rot in a world that he ruined. Because he doesn't care, because nobody's special to him, Summer. Not even himself." (Laura)
3. Rick: "I’ll go out and I’ll find some more of that Mulan Szechwan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. Because that’s what this is all about, Morty! That’s my one armed man. I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake. I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce, Morty. That’s my series arc, Morty. If it takes nine seasons! I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechwan sauce, Morty, that’s what's gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty. Season nine more seasons, Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechwan sauce for ninety seven more years, Morty. I want that McNugget Sauce Morty!" (Laura)
