A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. Philip: "We'll get another chance...to go home. It wasn't the right time." Elizabeth: "What's the right time?" (Milo-MJ)
1. Mother: "It would never work, Caleb." Caleb: "Why not?" Mother: "Because you're both in love with me." Caleb: "But he's your son." Mother: "And you're my brother."
2. Chick: "Hey, Norma? Can I stay here for a little while? I want to look after you guys while, while he's still in the basement." Mother: "I guess so." Chick: "Are you scared of him?" Mother: "I try not to be." Chick: "Yeah. Well, I'm here now." Mother: "Thank you, Chick. Good night." Chick: "'Goodnight, Norma."
3. Mother: "I'm sorry, Norman will probably have to kill you. I can't do it." Caleb: "It doesn't really matter. I love you, Norma Louise." Mother: "I know."
4. Caleb: "What do you want?" Chick: "I just want to talk." Caleb: "Talk? About what?" Chick: "I unexpectedly found myself caught up in your family's drama. Is that the word? And I don't know anything about you. It's unsettling. Norma. I liked her very much, Caleb. I didn't even know her. I was hoping you could help me out with that, give me some details." (Laura B)
1. Witness: "I saw erections." (Marko Pekic)
2. Madeline: "She wouldn't leave if she knew I had cancer." Ed: "But, you don't have cancer." Madeline: "I'd be willing to get it."
3. Renata: "I'll even get Snow White to sit on your husband's face, and maybe Dumbo can take a squat on yours!" ( DarkUFO)
1. Sara: “Evil Mick? I guess that’s just regular Mick, but still…” (Milo-MJ)
1. Syd: "Who teaches us to be normal when we're one of a kind?" (Milo-MJ)
2. Syd: "Are we really going to D 3 tomorrow?" David: "It will be fun. Kick some ass. Save the girl. Get a snack." Syd: "They'll kill us. You know that, right?" David: "They'll try." (DarkUFO)
3. Cary Loudermilk: "I mean split mind. This monster isn't David. It's a parasite of some kind. You see, another consciousness inside him." Melanie: "What does that mean?" Loudermilk: "This thing burrowed into David's brain when he was a boy, maybe even a baby, and has been there, feeding off him ever since."
4. Head of Division 3: "So much power. It wears a human face. Be careful, he wears a human face."
5. David: "I met your husband. He was a beat poet?"
6. Syd: "He doesn't seem fragile, not since he came back." Melanie: "And that worries me."(Laura B)
1. Emma: “The duck was always a swan, he just didn’t know it."
2. Hook: “You might have my sword, but I’ve got your… this thing.”
4. Rumple: “My whole dark life I’ve sought out those who are light, like you.”
5. Rumple: “That would be an irrational act of someone so blind with pain they think they’re reaching for the cure… when they find it’s just more poison. I know, I’ve done it myself. Frankly I suppose I’m addicted to it, but I don’t want it for my son.”
6. Belle: “It can be easy to rationalize doing the wrong thing, can’t it?”
1. Maya: "I've told you Ray! No entering rooms to deliver zingers." (Marko Pekic)
1. Lillian: "You don't threaten me!" Alex: "Lillian, do you really think I would walk into the lion's den without a whip? I planted 10 Haldor particle mines all over this facility. Stop the launch!" Lillian: "You're lying!" Alex: "Wanna bet?" [BOOM] (Donna Cromeans and Donna Chidley)
1. Stefan: "Damon I'm human. In 60 years I'm going to be old, I'm going to be dead. You have quite literally an eternity with Elena ahead of you." Damon: "Which means a lot less without you." Stefan: "Do you think I want this? I've just got married. My wife is out there waiting for me to come home to her. In the nearly 2 centuries since I've made you become a Vampire, I've fought to turn you into the man who deserves the happiness that is out there right now." Damon: "No." Stefan: "Let me do this for you." Damon: "No." Stefan: "Then let me do this for me. Please." Damon: "I love you, little brother." Stefan: "I love you too." (Marko Pekic)
