A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. LMD May: “We. We’ve never done that before. You were right, our programming is different. Are you afraid to die? 'Cause I am. I know I’m not real, I know I’m all phantom limbs but that doesn’t make the pain less real.” LMD Coulson: “You don’t have to feel pain.” LMD May: “You say you don’t anymore but that pain, that regret. That’s what made you a person, a person I love. My programming was to get the Darkhold. That came from Radcliffe. But the impulse, to keep Coulson safe and close, that desire, that came from me. And I’m sorry to say you’re not him.” (Nirat Anop and Mark Ondo)
2. Daisy: "Look at me, this is not a sacrifice play, you know why, because I will beat them. I know it, if for no other reason than this, through all the insane crap we have gone through, the one thing I've known, without a doubt, the whole time, is you and Fitz belong together. This is not how your story ends, okay." (Nirat Anop, Milo M-J, Donna Cromeans, and Mark Ondo)
1. Mother: “You appreciate it? You appreciate it like I baked you a coffee cake or something? I spend 24/7 in this house lookin' after you, feeding you, bolstering your moods, doing your laundry. I can't leave. I'm going nuts here. I literally gave up my life to protect you. To give you a life without trouble. And we're doin' it, right? We're doin' it. I mean, a mentally ill boy and a dead woman. We're actually doin' it. We have customers, we have a life.” (Nirat Anop and Laura B)
2. Mother: “What are you going to do, bring her over, and where am I going to go, in a closet?” (Nirat Anop)
3. Mother: "Look at the moon. It's so pretty how it reflects on the water. You just couldn't make nature up in a million years, could you." Norman: "No, Mother, I don't suppose you could. [pause] Mother?" Mother: "Yes, honey?" Norman: "What are we trying to do exactly?" Mother: "What everyone's trying to do, I suppose. Just tryin' to survive." Norman: "But why was he trying to kill me?" Mother: "I don't know." (Laura B)
1. Jane: "You guys are right. You are so right. And for some reason that makes me feel wrong."
2. Madeline: “And bring me something chocolate that won't make my ass look fat.”
3. Madeline: “You know how I feel about riding with texters. It is worse than drinking and driving.” (Nirat Anop)
1. Miller: “I came an awful long way to find you. Because I believe in you. You’ve made a guy like me...believe in something. I know you’re a fighter. I know. You can steer this ship.” Julie: I’m done fighting. I just wanna go home.” Miller: You can’t go home, Julie. I’m sorry...I’m sorry. You can go anywhere else in the whole universe, but you can’t go home, honey. OK? But hey, I need you to know...whatever happens, wherever you go...you’re not gonna do it alone.” (Nirat Anop)
1. Judge Abernathy: "I will work hard toward neither supinating nor pronating toward one side or the other."
2. Diane Lockhart: "People can lie and still be telling the truth. Nobody's 100% of any one thing."
3. Diane: "Maia's good and she's motivated." Adrian: "That Rindell kid? Sure, everybody hates her, great way to mold a fighter." (Laura B)
1. The guys examine a crime scene. Hank: "Random act of violence?" Grimm: "Looks more personal than that." Wu: "Yeah, like someone wanted to beat the lab to death with her." (Jennise Hall)
1. Sydney: "If you learn to control that you’re going to be a world-class badass." (Nirat Anop and Milo M-J)
2. Melanie: "I want to fix him because he deserves to be healthy because he deserves to be happy and then I want to use him."
3. David: "My doctor used to say that the word monster is not a noun, that to first be a monster you have to do something monstrous." (Nirat Anop)
4. Sydney: "It's like the soul. No one knows for sure if it exists, but I have proof. We're more than just, THIS. I've been a Chinese man, a 300 pound woman, a 5 year old girl. but everywhere I go, I'm me." David: "Well, I liked it. Being you."
5. Melanie: "You're not just a telepath. You can control objects with your mind." David: "Control may be an overstatement."
6. David: "But Melanie said-" Lenny: "Melanie said-you think Melanie's on your side? That bitch's secrets have secrets." David: "What do you mean? Why are you doing this? You're supposed to be my friend." (Laura B)
1. Heather: "Parenting's hard... I don't want to do it all day!" (Luana Arturi)
1. Margo: “That sloth is psychotic.” Eliot: “It's all psychotic. Did you hear how he said commoner?” Margo: “When we're the least snobby people in a room, there's something wrong with the room.”
2. Julia: “I should have known better. I knew the difference between magic and miracles. One is real and one is a lie with sparkles.” (Nirat Anop)
1. Mary: "We all die Gideon, the question is what we stood for while we lived." (Luana Arturi)
1. Jughead: "Dead men tell no tales." (Francesco Bacci)
1. Cabe: "We're like one of those sitcom couples where the woman's too good looking for the guy. I don't want to be Ralph Cramden to her Alice." Paige: "I don't get the reference." Cabe: "God, I'm a dinosaur." (Jennise Hall)
1. Supergirl: "You wanna get nuts? Come on, let's get nuts." (Donna Chidley)
1. William: "I'm a little scared." Randall: "You're okay, Dad. You're good. Just breathe. Come on now, breathe with me."
2. William: "Thank you for doing what I couldn't, for raising him to be the man he is. I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to meet you, brother. I would have loved to have heard that laugh, I would have loved to met my son's father." (Mark Ondo)
1. Stefan: "Why did you take this long?" Damon: "I was putting up a song."
2. Caroline: "You are human now. Do you know what that means?" Stefan: "That means I'll get to grow old with my best friend. Means I get to help my wife raise her two beautiful children and their children after that. It means I get to fight to be the man you deserve till the day that I die. It means that I love you. Will you marry me?" Caroline: "Yes. Yes of course."
3. Damon: "We're toasted." (Marko Pekic)
4. Kai: "The myth, the legend, the baddest bitch of all!" (Saloni Gajjar)
