A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. Rebecca: "Seriously Patrick, was I sick the day in school they taught you how to be a normal person? It just feels like there's something fundamental I'm missing out on. Like, is there an instruction manual? You get what I'm saying, Patrick? It just... it feels like everyone is in this cabal of normal people and they're all laughing at me like I'm the jester in my own Truman Show. Patrick, tell me what the secret is. Just tell me what the secret is. Is there a manual? Do you have the manual? I know you have the manual, Patrick. I know it's in your truck, Patrick!!" (Laurel Weibezahn)
1. Leslie: "Theo Galavan’s dead." Jerome: "Oh...who beat me to it?" Leslie: "W-Which time?" (popcultureguy)
1. Arizona [to a freaking out Bailey]: “Who are you? I mean how did I not know that you felt this way? What did a prisoner ever do to you?” (Maxine Sutton)
1. Sara: "Oh great, George Lucas has the Spear of Destiny." (Milo MJ)
1. Eliot: "Do you know that they don’t know what champagne is here? I plan on inventing it. I’d like to be known as the champagne king." (Milo MJ)
1. Winston: "I wanted you to feel special tonight because, I'm wild about you. Maybe things didn't go perfectly tonight, but damnit, don't be embarrassed to be crazy in front of me. Okay. I'm the king of crazy. I have inside jokes with my cake. I'm a member of the Puzzling Guild of America, I shave my face cold and brush my teeth hot and on one late and desperate night, I used Ferguson's cat box as my own box." (Mark Ondo)
1. Veronica: "You wanted fire, Cheryl Bombshell? My speciality is ice." (Marko Pekic)
2. Veronica: "I'm already the Blue Jasmine of Riverdale High." (Francesco Bacci)
3. Kevin: "Archie got hot! He's got abs now. Six more reasons for you to take that ginger bull by the horns tonight." (Justin Valdes)
1. Alex: (after firing the cool alien gun) "Oh, I got dibs!" (Donna Cromeans)
2. Alex: "You don't think I was afraid the first time I went out in the field? Dude, I was terrified. But nobody gets better by running away." (Justin Valdes)
1. Toby [to Kevin]: “The end of ‘Notting Hill’ completely falls apart if Hugh Grant thinks that Julia Roberts is just kinda a’ight. Then he’s just kind of annoying her at a press conference.” (Kristie Bihn)
1. Damon [to Stefan]: "You're right, little brother. I can forgive you for destroying our hometown because I'm not going to let it happen."
2. Damon's letter to Bonnie:
"Dear Bonnie,
I'm a coward. I should be saying this to your face not writing this letter but, I know if I do you'll talk me out of running away from all my problems. You're gonna make me face a future without Elena, and you're gonna help make me the best man that I can possibly be. Same way she did. And I'm absolutely terrified of failing you both. So I'm leaving. Because I'd rather let you down once then let you down for the rest of your life. And I hope it's the happiest life because you, Bonnie Bennett, are an amazing woman, mediocre crossword player, and my best friend.
With great love and respect, Damon." (Virginia Fontana)
