Quote of the Week - August (so far)
Aug 29, 2016
Dark Matter Dead of Summer DH Killjoys Major Crimes Quote of the Week Rizzoli and Isles SuitsFor the last few weeks, there haven't been enough quotes to post so here's a compilation of the Spoiler TV team's favorite quotes in August so far. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
Dark Matter -
1. Computer: "Password Authentication required." 4: "Password?" Computer: "Incorrect." 4: "Sh**!" Computer: "Incorrect." (Prpleight)
Dead of Summer -
1. Amy Hughes: "How do you like my Jordaches now, b***?" (Marko Pekic)
Killjoys -
1. John: "Boobs are awesome. They’re like tactical weapons but squishy." (Prpleight)
2. Johnny: "I'm the little brother, remember? I'm genetically incapable of giving up on him." (Dahne)
3. Belle: "Why are you always chasing dragons?" Dutch: "Cause they're the ones with all the gold." (Dahne)
4. Pree: "I am not wearing my dying underwear today. You better get this box moving." (Dahne)
Major Crimes -
1. Rusty (asking Andy, an alcoholic, if it's safe to trust his addict mother): "How do you know when to give someone another chance?" Andy: "There’s no formula, but not giving people another chance sometimes hurts you more than them." (Prpleight)
2. Tao: "We keep our whole lives on our cells these days." Provenza: "Really? I only have phone numbers." Buzz: "And a few cat videos." (Prpleight)
Rizzoli & Isles -
1. Jane (when Maura is questioned about a marriage she kept secret): “It’s a police station, not The Jerry Springer show.” (Donna Chidley)
Suits -
1. Sean: "We got him, Harvey. The good guys won." Harvey: "Then I guess the next time you see me, I'm gonna be pretending to be outraged that you hadn't notified us of your new witness." Sean: "And I'll be pretending to be outraged at whatever BS you're trying to pull." Harvey: "Well, I'll try not to be too outrageous." Sean: "You do that." Harvey: "Thanks, Sean." Sean: "You're welcome, Harvey." (Laura Markus)
2. Sean: "What are you coming to me here for, Harvey, Sutter's 30 feet away." Harvey: "Relax. He thinks I'm making sure that you didn't pull another fast one with discovery. So as long as it looks like we're arguing, we're fine." Sean: "That's not gonna be a problem 'cause I got some news. Two seconds after you left, she put us on the docket. We go to trial in five days, and right now I don't have sh**." Harvey: "What do you want me to say, Sean? I'm already using what we did to shake the trees with his employees." Sean: "That's not good enough. So you need to go back to that prison and tell Mike that he better get me something and get it fast 'cause I didn't sell my soul last night to watch that bastard ride off into the sunset." (Laura Markus)
3. Louis: "Last night, I had the most amazing time with Tara. I know you're both picturing it involved fantastic sex." Gretchen: "Nope." Donna: "Not a bit." Louis: "In any event, Tara and I have a date on Friday night, and I'm hoping it ends with our souls merging as one." Gretchen: "And I'm out." Louis: "What? Why?" Gretchen: "Because I am a professional secretary, Louis. I'm not here to help you play hide the Litt with some strumpet." Louis: "She so doesn't get me." Donna: "You know what, Louis? She has a point." (Laura Markus)