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12 Monkeys -
1. Kyle: "You were meant to protect me." Cole: "Only from a paradox." Kyle: "I'm the immortal. I'm not supposed to die." Cole: "Everybody dies."
2. Jennifer: "Death is like, everything. It's a time clock that makes us better. Makes us love harder. I don't know, I think it's like maybe what makes us human."
3. Aaron: "It's beautiful. A place where time no longer exists. A place where you can be with the one you love forever. What could be more important than that?" Cassie: "No. No, it can't be that way." Aaron: "It's the only way. Don't you understand? The red forest is the only way to beat death."
1. Kyle: "You were meant to protect me." Cole: "Only from a paradox." Kyle: "I'm the immortal. I'm not supposed to die." Cole: "Everybody dies."
2. Jennifer: "Death is like, everything. It's a time clock that makes us better. Makes us love harder. I don't know, I think it's like maybe what makes us human."
3. Aaron: "It's beautiful. A place where time no longer exists. A place where you can be with the one you love forever. What could be more important than that?" Cassie: "No. No, it can't be that way." Aaron: "It's the only way. Don't you understand? The red forest is the only way to beat death."
Crowded -
1. Bob: "Look, don't tell anyone I said this but I love you.." Mike: "I will keep it a secret that my father loves me." Bob: "Well, you got something to say back?" Mike: "I love you too, dad." Bob: "We don't have to hug now, do we?" Mike: "Well if we didn't do it when the Seahawks won the Super Bowl, why would we do it now?"
2. Bob: "I hate those creepy, crawly little b**. Ulghhh. Four legs I'll give you. Six, alright you're a bug. Eight legs, ylgh, that's a devil creature."
3. Shea: "Wait, it sounds like it's coming from the basement. Shouldn't we just go check it out?" Stella: "What do we always yell at the people in horror movies right before they get murdered. 'Don't go see what the scary noise is. The killer's in there. Get out of the house.' Sure you're the nerdy virgin who lives in the end, but I'm the sexy, popular girl who gets an axe in the forehead."
3. Shea: "Wait, it sounds like it's coming from the basement. Shouldn't we just go check it out?" Stella: "What do we always yell at the people in horror movies right before they get murdered. 'Don't go see what the scary noise is. The killer's in there. Get out of the house.' Sure you're the nerdy virgin who lives in the end, but I'm the sexy, popular girl who gets an axe in the forehead."
The Flash -
1. Cisco: "We also have to figure out why I keep vibe-ing Earth 2 being ripped to shreds." Joe: "Seriously." Cisco: "It's like I'm watching Transformers in 4-D but like 10 times more realistic and with much better acting."
2. Zoom: "But if at any point you decide you don't want to race anymore, dear old dad #2 is a dead man as well as your little fan club." Barry: "They're not my fan club. They're the reason that I'm running, why I'm going to beat you."
3. Wells: "Have you ever worked with a tool before?" Cisco: "I'm working with one now."
1. Cisco: "We also have to figure out why I keep vibe-ing Earth 2 being ripped to shreds." Joe: "Seriously." Cisco: "It's like I'm watching Transformers in 4-D but like 10 times more realistic and with much better acting."
2. Zoom: "But if at any point you decide you don't want to race anymore, dear old dad #2 is a dead man as well as your little fan club." Barry: "They're not my fan club. They're the reason that I'm running, why I'm going to beat you."
3. Wells: "Have you ever worked with a tool before?" Cisco: "I'm working with one now."
1. Jessica: "If you hadn't come here, we never would have met. I don't regret the decision you made. You have nothing to apologize for." Louis: "Thank you." Jessica: "Unless you want to set a good example for the boys." Louis: "Ugh. I hate being an adult."
2. Jessica: "In Chinese families, no one likes to owe anyone anything. It's like how you must have felt when you kept my Tupperware for too long." Honey: "That's actually my Tupperware and you still have them." Jessica: "And if you were Chinese, I would feel bad about that."
3. Louis: "What's that on your face?" Jessica: "What?" Louis: "You're smiling." Jessica: "I am. I'm happy. I can't just be happy for no reason?" Louis: "We both know you can't."
Game of Thrones -
1. Sansa: "You freed me from the monsters who murdered my family and you gave me to other monsters who murdered my family."
2. Varys: "I suppose it’s hard for a fanatic to admit a mistake. Isn’t that the whole point of being a fanatic? You’re always right. Everything is the Lord’s will." Kinvara: "Everything is the Lord's will. But men and women make mistakes. Even honest servants of the Lord." Varys: "And you, an honest servant of the Lord, why should I trust you to know any more than the priestess who counseled Stannis?" Tyrion: "My friend has a healthy skepticism of religion, but we are all loyal supporters of the queen." Kinvara: "Everyone is what they are and where they are for a reason. Terrible things happen for a reason. Take what happened to you, Lord Varys, when you were a child. If not for your mutilation at the hand of a second-rate sorcerer, you wouldn't be here helping the Lord's Chosen bring his light into the world. Knowledge has made you powerful. But there's still so much you don't know. Do you remember what you heard that night when the sorcerer tossed your parts in the fire? You heard a voice call out from the flames. Do you remember? Should I tell you what the voice said? Should I tell you the name of the one who spoke?"
3.Arya: "A girl will poison the rum. Lady Crane is the only one who drinks it. If a girl could use one of the faces from the hall..." Kindly Man: "A girl is not ready." Arya: "She's a good actress." Kindly Man: "So a man has heard." Arya: "Seems like a decent woman." Kindly Man: "Does death only come for the wicked and leave the decent behind?" Arya: "No. Who wants her dead?" Kindly Man: "That does not matter. The price was paid." Arya: "The younger actress. She's jealous because Lady Crane is better." Kindly Man: "A girl must decide if she wants to serve the Many-Faced God." Arya: "A girl has decided." Kindly Man: "A servant does not ask questions."
1. Sansa: "You freed me from the monsters who murdered my family and you gave me to other monsters who murdered my family."
2. Varys: "I suppose it’s hard for a fanatic to admit a mistake. Isn’t that the whole point of being a fanatic? You’re always right. Everything is the Lord’s will." Kinvara: "Everything is the Lord's will. But men and women make mistakes. Even honest servants of the Lord." Varys: "And you, an honest servant of the Lord, why should I trust you to know any more than the priestess who counseled Stannis?" Tyrion: "My friend has a healthy skepticism of religion, but we are all loyal supporters of the queen." Kinvara: "Everyone is what they are and where they are for a reason. Terrible things happen for a reason. Take what happened to you, Lord Varys, when you were a child. If not for your mutilation at the hand of a second-rate sorcerer, you wouldn't be here helping the Lord's Chosen bring his light into the world. Knowledge has made you powerful. But there's still so much you don't know. Do you remember what you heard that night when the sorcerer tossed your parts in the fire? You heard a voice call out from the flames. Do you remember? Should I tell you what the voice said? Should I tell you the name of the one who spoke?"
3.Arya: "A girl will poison the rum. Lady Crane is the only one who drinks it. If a girl could use one of the faces from the hall..." Kindly Man: "A girl is not ready." Arya: "She's a good actress." Kindly Man: "So a man has heard." Arya: "Seems like a decent woman." Kindly Man: "Does death only come for the wicked and leave the decent behind?" Arya: "No. Who wants her dead?" Kindly Man: "That does not matter. The price was paid." Arya: "The younger actress. She's jealous because Lady Crane is better." Kindly Man: "A girl must decide if she wants to serve the Many-Faced God." Arya: "A girl has decided." Kindly Man: "A servant does not ask questions."
Houdini & Doyle -
1. Doyle: "I'm not as quick to dismiss the possibility that a crime was committed here, whether by human or phantom. The law must be upheld." Merring: "And you? If you think it was an accident, why bother joining him?" Houdini: "Because I too want to up hold the law…of physics. Underhill was killed by gravity, not some phantom defying it."
2. Doyle: "Many think Spring-Heel'd Jack is a demon who feeds on fear." Houdini: "Interesting. What do sane people think?"
3. Houdini: "You know it's okay to not be fine, right? You don't always have to keep that upper lip stiff." Doyle: "Infinitely preferable to wallowing in self-pity."
1. Doyle: "I'm not as quick to dismiss the possibility that a crime was committed here, whether by human or phantom. The law must be upheld." Merring: "And you? If you think it was an accident, why bother joining him?" Houdini: "Because I too want to up hold the law…of physics. Underhill was killed by gravity, not some phantom defying it."
2. Doyle: "Many think Spring-Heel'd Jack is a demon who feeds on fear." Houdini: "Interesting. What do sane people think?"
3. Houdini: "You know it's okay to not be fine, right? You don't always have to keep that upper lip stiff." Doyle: "Infinitely preferable to wallowing in self-pity."
Hunters -
1. Abby: "The body you inhabit, think of it as clothing - cheap rags that cover the real you." Regan: "No thanks. I've seen what you things really look like." Abby: "You have no idea how beautiful you really are. Your human form is just an ugly lie." Regan: "Like you pretending to be Flynn's wife and Emme's mom."
2. Jackson: "Jules is in the wind. Apparently he left us a message." Finnerman: "I bet we paid him overtime to code this. Jules was my hire. He had a Congressman as a reference, for God's sakes. I mean that alone should have raised my hackles."
3. Abby: "Do you want to hold my hand?" Regan: "Hell no."
1. Abby: "The body you inhabit, think of it as clothing - cheap rags that cover the real you." Regan: "No thanks. I've seen what you things really look like." Abby: "You have no idea how beautiful you really are. Your human form is just an ugly lie." Regan: "Like you pretending to be Flynn's wife and Emme's mom."
2. Jackson: "Jules is in the wind. Apparently he left us a message." Finnerman: "I bet we paid him overtime to code this. Jules was my hire. He had a Congressman as a reference, for God's sakes. I mean that alone should have raised my hackles."
3. Abby: "Do you want to hold my hand?" Regan: "Hell no."
Motive -
1. Lucas: "It's numerology." Angie: "Oh yeah? Look at that. There's her birthday and there's her number value. Someone's really opening their mind." Lucas: "Eh, somebody looked it up on the Wikipedia page."
2. Mark: "Alright, let's not jump to conclusions." Angie: "But I'm so good at it."
3. Angie: "Unfortunately Franny passed away 6 months ago so unless you've got a Ouija board, I think we've got to go talk to her son."
1. Lucas: "It's numerology." Angie: "Oh yeah? Look at that. There's her birthday and there's her number value. Someone's really opening their mind." Lucas: "Eh, somebody looked it up on the Wikipedia page."
2. Mark: "Alright, let's not jump to conclusions." Angie: "But I'm so good at it."
3. Angie: "Unfortunately Franny passed away 6 months ago so unless you've got a Ouija board, I think we've got to go talk to her son."
The Musketeers -
1. Treville: "The list of things you're not doing, Feron, grows longer by the day." Feron: "It is a little early to be challenged to a duel, Treville, even of words."
2. Porthos: "Next time I'm using the front door."
3. Luc: "Your name's Porthos? After the hero in the stories?" Porthos: "Stories? I was named after my mother's father." Luc: "You are THE Porthos." Aramis: "THE Porthos. This is THE Athos and THE…" D'Artagnan: "D'Artagnan." Luc: "The stories were true." Athos: "Our reputation precedes us."
2. Porthos: "Next time I'm using the front door."
3. Luc: "Your name's Porthos? After the hero in the stories?" Porthos: "Stories? I was named after my mother's father." Luc: "You are THE Porthos." Aramis: "THE Porthos. This is THE Athos and THE…" D'Artagnan: "D'Artagnan." Luc: "The stories were true." Athos: "Our reputation precedes us."
Orphan Black -
1. Hell Wizard: "There you go, listen to your lab partner." Cosima: "Yeah, she's dead too. No offense, Scotty." Scott: "Some taken, actually."
2. Evie Cho: "Do you actually think Neolution would let a clone take a position of real importance?"
3. Tito: "What's your story?" Dizzy: "Well, I'm a clone. There's twenty-two of me going around out there."
4. Mrs. S: "You came to me an orphan. That's all you'll ever be."
5. Alison: "Lord, I know I've been a horrible sinner. But we need hope now. We need-- Oh, fudge! Fudge it. Fudge me."
1. Hell Wizard: "There you go, listen to your lab partner." Cosima: "Yeah, she's dead too. No offense, Scotty." Scott: "Some taken, actually."
2. Evie Cho: "Do you actually think Neolution would let a clone take a position of real importance?"
3. Tito: "What's your story?" Dizzy: "Well, I'm a clone. There's twenty-two of me going around out there."
4. Mrs. S: "You came to me an orphan. That's all you'll ever be."
5. Alison: "Lord, I know I've been a horrible sinner. But we need hope now. We need-- Oh, fudge! Fudge it. Fudge me."
Preacher -
1. Preacher: "I heard Donnie there might be laying hands on his wife. I figured you might want to talk to her." Sheriff: "Well I'll listen to a formal complaint should the victim come forward." Preacher: "Well that's unlikely ain't it? These kind of situations, she's probably scared to." Sheriff: "I will listen to a formal complaint." Preacher: "Of course. You don't want to lose the wife-beatin', squirrel-murderin' redneck vote. I imagine that's a key demographic for you."
2. Preacher: "I don't hate you, Tulip. I wouldn't know how." Tulip: "Don't make me teach you then."
3. Preacher: "Drinkin', fightin', swearin'. I can't even afford to fix the damn air conditioning." Cassidy: "Sounds like the first verse of the worst country song ever written, man."
1. Preacher: "I heard Donnie there might be laying hands on his wife. I figured you might want to talk to her." Sheriff: "Well I'll listen to a formal complaint should the victim come forward." Preacher: "Well that's unlikely ain't it? These kind of situations, she's probably scared to." Sheriff: "I will listen to a formal complaint." Preacher: "Of course. You don't want to lose the wife-beatin', squirrel-murderin' redneck vote. I imagine that's a key demographic for you."
2. Preacher: "I don't hate you, Tulip. I wouldn't know how." Tulip: "Don't make me teach you then."
3. Preacher: "Drinkin', fightin', swearin'. I can't even afford to fix the damn air conditioning." Cassidy: "Sounds like the first verse of the worst country song ever written, man."
The Real O'Neals -
1. Kenny: "Thanks a lot, ABBA. Sweden sucks." Sebastian: "There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere." Kenny: "Is this really happening? 'Cause I hallucinate sometimes." Sebastian: "I'd rather be here with you tonight than the boy in the box who asked me. It's been all downhill since the Passat." Kenny: "I knew it."Sebastian: "May I have this dance?" Kenny: "Absolutely. [...] This is it. After everything I've been through, coming out to my family, coming out to my school, I'm finally going to kiss a guy at prom. And not just any guy - a Viking prince from the land of ABBA. [...] Huh. Maybe I set the bar too high?"
2. Kenny: "All right, I'm having a totally crappy time, and I'd like my date to take me home." Eileen: "What happened?" Kenny: "All right, I'm gonna tell you because I'm very frustrated, but no comments." Jimmy: "Things didn't work out with you and Sebastian?" Kenny: "Well, we kissed." Jimmy: "What? You had your first boy kiss?! That's awesome! Look at look at it! The O'Neals are getting some! Ha ha. I mean except except for me. I'm not. But I'm I'm still happy for you guys." Kenny: ""You guys"? What, Mom, did you get some?" Eileen: "You were telling your story. Go on." Kenny: "Okay, well, Sebastian and I kissed, and I thought it was gonna be this amazing moment. I mean, he is good-looking. He says his Y's like J's, and he's short-tall, so he's not intimidating, but he can still hold me. But it didn't feel as amazing as I thought it would. I was expecting 4th of July, and it felt more like - August 9th." Jimmy: "National Rice Pudding Day." Kenny: "It sucks that it was just ordinary." Eileen: "You know what that means." Kenny: "That I'm probably straight and I should kiss a girl." Eileen: "No. It means you're normal." Kenny: "You think I'm normal?" Eileen: "Of course I do. Listen. You can't force a connection. You don't know when it's gonna happen or with whom. He may not dress the way you like or play an instrument that doesn't sound like a crying robot. You can't account for chemistry." Kenny: "Well, thank you. And it sounds like you have quite a story to tell." Eileen: "For another day."
3. Kenny: "V.P. Murray, it is my right as an American citizen and a student of this school to have the freedoms allowed to all the other students." Murray: "You want to take a boy to the prom." Kenny: "If the supreme court could see fit-" Murray: "You can take a boy to the prom." Kenny: "I have a letter from a lawyer." Murray: "Well, then, frame it because you are taking a male to the prom. Who's the lucky guy?" Kenny (voiceover): "Oh, crap. There is no lucky guy. I did not think this through. Cover. Cover." Kenny: "I'm the lucky guy for taking this brave step forward. Freedom."
1. Samir: "Linus, you're a stitcher." Linus: "You should have told me you knew." Samir: "We are telling you now." Linus: "But why?" Samir: "Because Linus, if something should happen to me…" Getti: "Samir, stop." Samir: "Linus, I want you to stitch into my memories…" Linus: "Baba!" Samir: "So you could know how I've always been proud of you and how much I love you right now." Linus: "I don't need to stitch to know that."
2. Kirsten: "I've hit rock bottom." Camille: "Since when do either of us need somebody else when we've got each other? Why don't we do what we always do when we have a problem and solve the cr** out of it together?"
3. Camille: "Lay off, Fisher, please." Fisher: "You didn't lay off of me when I got shot." Camille: "So what is this? My punishment?" Fisher: "No, this is thank you."
Supernatural -
1. Dean: "Come on, you know the drill. No chick flick moments. Come on. " Sam: "Yeah, you love chick flicks." Dean: "Yeah, you're right I do. Come here."
2. Crowley: "One little apocalypse and they shut up shop. Quitters."
3. Dean: "Let's give the magic word a shot…because we're six."
1. Dean: "Come on, you know the drill. No chick flick moments. Come on. " Sam: "Yeah, you love chick flicks." Dean: "Yeah, you're right I do. Come here."
2. Crowley: "One little apocalypse and they shut up shop. Quitters."
3. Dean: "Let's give the magic word a shot…because we're six."
