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The 100 - 1. Lincoln: "I can't let them die because of me." Octavia: "Lincoln, please. We're almost out." Kane: "I know what you're feeling but they're searching the station. We need to go. Now." Lincoln: "You should." Octavia: "Fine. I'm going with you. We fight together." Lincoln: "I love you." (Lincoln drugs Octavia.) Kane: "What are you doing?" Lincoln: "The same thing you'd do for your people. Just get her out of here." Kane: "Stay strong." Lincoln: "You too."
2. Clarke: "Whatever's best for your people. Is that it?" Roan: "That's it. Kind of like killing every man, woman, and child in Mount Weather was best for yours." Murphy: "That's not a bad point."
3. Bellamy: "We can save them but we have to work together." Octavia: "You're the reason they need saving." Bellamy: "Maybe but that doesn't change the fact that you need me." Octavia: "For the first time in my life, that's not true."
4. Bellamy: "You go running, just like at Mount Weather, huh? Maybe this time Octavia will get it. Your loyalty will always be with your people." Indra: "Octavia is my people."
5. Pike: "Any last words?" Lincoln: "Not for you." (Lincoln speaks "May We Meet Again' in grounder speak in Octavia's direction.)
6. Kane: "It's a little bit tight in there." Octavia: "Try doing it for 16 years."
1. Amy: "Okay well, I would like to tell you that there is nothing here to be ashamed of….so I'm gonna need a minute."
2. Sheldon: "What good is having a girlfriend if you can't unload your psychological sewage on her?" Amy: "That's me, your emotional outhouse."
3. Amy: "Will you please tell me where we're going?" Sheldon: "Sorry. You're on a need to know basis." Amy: "I'm driving the car. I need to know."
4. Leonard: "What are we going to tell the girls?" Howard: "It's not a problem." Leonard: "I mean without lying." Howard: "And now you've made it a problem."
5. Leonard: "Alright but I swear if it's Will Smith in Shark Tale 2 it better be at least as good as the original."
1. Mike: "Nothing an 8-year-old likes more than sitting outside a crack house drinking black coffee."
2. Stella: "Dude, are you trying to work a threesome?" Elliot: "Am I? I'm really new to this. I mean the concept sounds great but…um, I have enough anxiety with one woman. I don't think being outnumbered would help."
3. Mike: "Buddy? Oh no, we weren't buddies. You made my life miserable and I'm not even talking about the little things like playing keep away with my hat." Kyle: "A little game." Mike: "Putting a Kick Me sign on my back." Kyle: "Classic fun." Mike: "Calling me Tiny." Kyle: "True then. Ironic now."
4. Stella: "Don't play dumb with me. That's a game you'll never win."
5. Mike: "Revenge is ultimately unsatisfying but it's still fun."
1. Watson: "It is pretty swanky." Sherlock: "If you're keen on spending eternity buried alive with a group so narcissistic they think that outliving humanity is a good idea. I'd rather melt with the masses and get it over with. Wouldn't you?"
2. Sherlock: "There are two things you should know, Mr. Springer. First is that I'm going to punch you in the face." (Sherlock does.) Sherlock: "Second is that we'll take your case."
3. Jennifer: "Point is Vince is obsessed with self-defense. He's not someone a mugger or a kidnapper is going to get a jump on. Don't get me wrong though. When he shows up, I'm gonna kill him."
4. Ronnie: "This was a NORAD communications center back in the 80's. Guaranteed nuclear survivability." Sherlock: "Tested it have you? Never mind. If it doesn't work, we'll hardly be asking for our money back, will we?"
5. Watson: "I have feeling in my butt too, you know." Sherlock: "I'm cataloguing the steps in our journey out loud to keep them clear. It will help me visualize where the authorities will find our bodies."
1. Caitlin: "I think I found something interesting." Cisco: "Good interesting or bad interesting because that word could go either way."
2. Wells: "The moment we had her, all that I wanted was her love. Now I don't know if I'll ever see that again. It seems every decision I've made lately has backfired on me." Barry: "You just have to trust that in the long run you made the right ones."
3. Wally: "That dude gets weirder every time I see him."
4. Wells: "If we don't stop this thing, there's going to be no point in me teaching you anything."
1. Louis: "Lice? Parents can get lice? That wasn't in the pamphlet."
2. Jessica: "Are you saying your career is more important than mine?" Louis: "Well…" Jessica: "Okay I see. So you're fine supporting my career as long as it doesn't get in the way of yours." Louis: "I support your career. I babysit the kids all the time." Jessica: "It's not babysitting if they're your kids."
3. Louis: "I'm sorry. I guess I'm not as evolved as I thought I was. I don't want to just say we're a team. I want us to actually be equal partners." Jessica: "Me too." Louis: "Come here, Jessie Lou." Jessica: "That's not bad. It's like a country girl who has sex too young."
4. Brian: "Side bar, bar mitzvah season is approaching. May I suggest that we all brush up on our Macarenas." Walter: "But I just mastered the Tootsie Roll." Brian: "Mastered is generous." Walter: "Better than you." Brian: "I'm a little white kid flirting with scoliosis. That's your bar?"
5. Louis: "Man those conventioneers made me feel dumb. Like I'm the only person to ever confuse the NCAA with the NAACP."
1. Gwendolyn: "I wish you could cure him but you can't, and if you fill his head with one ounce of false hope that he will speak properly, I will rip your balls off, which I am confident you are hiding under that lab coat, darling."
2. Pantierre: "You're right." Harrison: "You don't even have to tell me why. Just let me enjoy that."
3. Pantierre: "Okay, just tell me you're not going to fine me again." Millicent: "Actually, no Alex. I'm not going to fine you this time. I've thought of something much worse for you." Pantierre: "Bring it on." Millicent: "An hour long session for you both together with Dr. Hackett." Pantierre: "I would rather donate my entire salary for the year and he'll give a testicle." Harrison: "I think we need a minute."
4. Callahan: "I've got to re-evaluate my earthquake kit. I only have tequila in it."
5. Ji-Sung: "She's saying please and thank you. This is serious."
1. Blaine: "What's with the manhandling?" Donnie: "You were unconscious." Blaine: "Most people call that sleeping, Scotty, but way to add the drama."
2. Liv: "There's loyalty and there's being an idiot. Sometimes it looks the same."
3. Ravi: "Blaine is human again." Blaine: "Again?" Ravi: "He must have taken the cure." Blaine: "The cure for what?" Liv: "The cure for being an undead psychopath. Now you're just a psychopath. You might have to change your business cards."
4. Peyton: "Can we go now? I feel like I want to take a bunch of showers." Liv: "We could stop by Blaine's. Make that water really earn its keep."
5. Liv: "Well don't just tell me. I want to stand here waiting like a jacka**."
6. Liv: "Are you kidding me? Is this chick crying because her granny's finding out she's a stripper? You're being questioned in a murder case because you're a suspect."
1. Simon: "The first one of us who doesn't wind up in jail or dead wins." Alex: "No more gallows' humor please." Simon: "I wasn't joking."
2. Iris: "Settle something. Caleb, into Shelby or not? Her ever changing emotional state directly effects my ability to get a goodnight sleep so what's the deal with Caleb?"
3. Hannah: "There's no reason why Natalie would do something like that, which means she didn't do it, which means that I had to consider the horrible possibility that you, unstable, out-of-control, paranoid Alex Parrish - America's least wanted - weren't lying, incorrect, or insane. You were simply telling the truth. So I swapped the pills and now before I'm arrested and tried for treason alongside the two of you, will someone please tell me. Did I just poison the next vice-president of the United States…"
4. Hannah: "I'm staring at an insane person. That's the only logical explanation."
5. Iris: "How am I supposed to learn anything if you keep making it this easy?"
6. Iris: "You look like you're trying to do long division in your head."
1. Lee: "Kim has betrayed her country and our family. She must go to jail." Carter: "That's cold, man. Are you a robot? I won't tell anyone if you are. Are you a Chinese robot from the future?"
2. Captain: "Is there a single thing you could possibly say in your defense? And I should also mention that if I detect the slightest degree of insincerity or sarcasm in any word leaving your mouth, I will shoot you. Then bring you back to life and shoot you again."
3. Carter: "You've got to admit, man, this was pretty brave. I took a bullet trying to save you." Lee: "You are indeed brave. I am very impressed." Carter: "Why are you covered in blood?" Lee: "I was shot." Carter: "Why are you covered in blood in two places?" Lee: "Uh, shot twice but clearly it is more painful to be shot once."
4. Donovan: "It's not right that they stuck you with that clown." Carter: "Thanks, man." Donovan: "I was talking to the Chinese guy."
5. Carter: "Look I know in your head it seems like this is just about you. It's not. If I could close this case out, I could prove myself to Cole and get back on the job. And I wouldn't admit this to a lot of people but this job is all I have. Now I'm going all in to finish what WE started but I don't know if I can get that done without you. You do have a choice, Lee. You just have to be willing to make it." Lee: "You have corrupted my soul."
1. Pandova: "Tell him he was drafted to fight just like my father. Tell him there is no forgiveness necessary."
2. Paige: "Walt, people lost family. Have you forgotten how you felt when Megan passed?" Walter: "I felt awful because I missed who she was, not what she was. Her organic material meant nothing to me. I kept her ashes in a coffee can in my glove box." Happy: "And that's messed up, Walt." Cabe: "Son, regular people need to get a sense of closure when they say goodbye to a loved one. They need something to say goodbye to. If you can't grasp that now, maybe someday you will."
3. Cabe: "I just saw Linda out in the parking lot. Please tell me there isn't another bomb in here." Toby: "Nope, she came by for something potentially more disastrous." Walter: "Thank you for the support."
4. Toby: "Since we cannot control the weather, we're toast." Walter: "Not necessarily. Theoretically we might be able to do just that." Tim: "Do just what?" Walt: "Control the weather." Happy: "Uh, I think we've lost Walt and he's officially nuts."
1. Fisher: "Well that's fantastic….if you're defending yourself against a group of marauding grandmothers."
2. Lucy: "I'm not a hacker. I can't even figure out how to disable Candy Crush requests from my grandma."
3. Kirsten: "Ellie left no digital breadcrumbs for us to follow but she did make one big mistake." Camille: "What? What's that?" Kirsten: "She spoke to me." Camille: "Oh come on, you're not so bad to talk to anymore."
4. Fisher: "You know, a little training, you'd kick a**" Camille: "Wait, really." Fisher: "Yeah, I could teach you some stuff, work on your technique." Cameron: "Then you can be a lean, mean snarking machine." Camille: "Keep talking, string bean."
5. Kirsten: "Well of the three people who died, Sara McGurk sure orders a lot of takeout."
1. Supergirl: "Who are you?" Flash: "I’m the Flash?" Supergirl: "The Who now?" Flash: "The Fla… Wait, do you not know who I am?" Supergirl: "Should I?" Flash: "What about the Green Arrow?" [shakes her head no] Flash: "Black Canary? Firestorm? Atom? Zoom?" Supergirl: "Sorry?" Flash: "Oh boy. Not as sorry as I am."
2. Supergirl (as Barry speeds out and returns with an ice cream cone for her): "YESSS!!!"
1. Billie: "But even if Sammy could win the title bout, the answer would still be no. The answer will always be no. Game's over, Dean. No more second chances. No more extra lives. Time to say bye-bye to Luigi, Mario."
2. Billie: "Just savoring this. Though I have to say of all the ways I thought you'd go - heart attack, some fang, choking on a burger while binge watching Charles in Charles…" Dean: "Yeah well, that was peak Baio."
3. Dean: "I need to talk to a…well, I wouldn't call it a friend. More like a crazy, scary death machine."
4. Billie: "It's cute though. You pretending you're trying to save Sam for the greater good when we both know you're doing it for you. You can't lose him."
5. Dean (to Sam): "It took you long enough."
1. Pearly Mae: God don’t give us signs. He gives us strength.
1. Doc: "Are you implying Wyatt Earp was a hypocrite?" Wynonna: "I'm saying crazy runs in the family."
2. Wynonna: "Listen, I know Purgatory's country and all but is it legal to bury your husband in the garden?" Gus: "The only thing Curtis loved more than me was his tomatoes. Who am I to separate soul mates?"
3. Wynonna: "This old well dried up a long time ago, much like my tolerance for stalkers."
4. Waverly: "You know I scoured every library, every archive in the country and you know what I never found? A reason why I can't break the curse." Wynonna: "Okay, how about cause your scrapbooking habit has taken a terrible turn?"
5. Wynonna: "He was good at killing so they called him a hero. What kind of person wants to be a gunslinger?" Doc: "Wyatt Earp wanted to be a farmer. 30 seconds in the OK Corral and a gunslinger he was made. Sometimes life chooses for us."
6. Keirsten: "How'd it go?" Wynonna: "That bathroom's a crime against humanity. Trust me and put down the coffee."
