A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
1) Thea: "A bunch of superheroes in a farm house? I feel like I've seen that in a movie before."(Nirat)
2) Cisco: "It's actually kind of a classic story-- boy meets girl, boy gets girl, girl sprouts wings and flies away with her reincarnated soul mate."(Nirat)
3) Kendra: "A week ago, I was a barista and I really didn't have a plan for what I was going to do with my life."
4) Oliver: "I'm not really a hugger."(Nirat)
Barry: "But the thing is, I am fast enough to just hug you without you knowing, so you might as well let me."
5) Malcolm: "Your hate will be everlasting. Your enmity will never die. It will follow them from this life into the next, and the next... And the next." (Nirat)
1) Fitz: "I lost you once, I can't loose you again, I'm just not strong enough to live in a world that doesn't have you in it"
2) Ward: “I always thought Fitz would give up the world for you. Looks like now he finally has his chance.” (Nirat)
3) Rosalind: "Any sensible girl would swipe left in this moment."(Nirat)
4) Coulson: "You know I have a flying car, right?"
Rosalind: "Yeah — from the '60s."(Nirat)
5) Simmons: "You really are the king idiot."(Nirat)
1) John: "More like a Star Trek fan than a bioterrorist." Millar: "They're not mutually exclusive."(Dahne)
2) John: "Harold, it's almost next to impossible for another human being to be in as much trouble as you are in right now."
3) Hood: "After Gray Lawson's untimely death, I have been appointed acting director of the CIA." Natalie: "Congratulations. I'll try not to judge you by the actions of your predecessor." (Dahne)
1) Ash: "How's your day going?" Amanda: "Not great." Ash: "Welcome to my world. You walk into a diner. All you want is a pile of hot cakes. What do you get? A pile of corpses and everybody wants to blame it on you."(Dahne)
2) Ash: "I've put your lives in danger too much already. And this cabin, if you go there you would end up possessed and I would have to kill you both and cut your heads off and that would just be bad for everybody." Kelly: "No. I want payback. You don't get to take that away from me." Pablo: "Yeah, we knew what we were getting into when we joined up with you. Well, no we didn't. Not even a little bit."
3) Pablo: "My uncle, he always said, 'Pablito, beware anger. Fear revenge. If once you start down that path, forever it will dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will.' " Kelly: "Did you just Yoda quote me?" Pablo: "Yeah." Kelly: "Don't worry. I'm sure we'll be dead way before then."(Dahne)
1) Raven: "A watched progress bar never uploads."(Dahne)
2) Nelson: "I mean this phone could belong to anyone…except a hacker."(Dahne)
3) Elijah: "Red Zone, as in football?" Avery: "No. On college campuses, the Red Zone is the time in between new student orientation and the Thanksgiving Break when students are at greatest risk of sexual assault." Elijah: "So instead of fixing the problem, they named it? Incredible."(Dahne)
1) Charles: "That's your dad?" Connor: "Yep." Charles: "Fathers like that keep me in business, baby."(Dahne)
2) Halstead: "I don't believe this. I miss something with one patient and it's too late to fix it. Then I catch something like this early on and I still can't fix it. Nat, the medicine is clear. The patient should not be making this decision. I should." Manning: "So you became a doctor to tell people what to do?" Halstead: "I became a doctor to save people's lives. It's all I've ever wanted to do. I don't have a fall back plan or some hidden passion. This is it for me. It's just no one ever told me there'd be this much loss involved."
3) Zanetti: "Mr. Rhodes can make a $200 million gift, but I still will not let him dictate who performs surgery in this hospital and I think going to war for that conniving SOB is not a good idea."(Dahne)
1) Jesse: "Ahhh listen, before I'm dead, there's something I've got to tell you." Rorish: "Shut up. You're not dead." Jesse: "Neither are you." Rorish: "What are you talking about?" Jesse: "You're alive." Rorish: "I know that." Jesse: "I don't think you do. You're alive, They're not." Rorish: "Jesse, what are you doing?" Jesse: "What I'm telling you is that if I die today, my one wish would be that you live, really live. Pretty sure that's their wish too."(Dahne)
2) Hudson: "What is it Jesse says? 'Lean on each other. That's what siblings are for.' You think he's all you have but you're wrong, Leanne. You have me. You have all of us." Rorish: "Thank you."(Dahne)
3) Rorish: "Hey Jesse, I want to tell you something." Jesse: "I must be about to die because you're gonna say something touchy-feely." Rorish: "You're not gonna die because I need you. Okay, I need you." Jesse: "I know. I love you too."(Dahne)
1) Mike Milligan: "I have heard. And may I say, brother — I like your style."(Nirat)
2) Dodd: Jesus Christ, you mongrel. Just shoot these two and get me to a f***** hospital.(Darthlocke)
3) Mike Millagan: If I kiss you when we meet, would that be inappropriate? (Darthlocke)
4) Ed: Hun, did you stab the hostage?? (Darthlocke)
1) Jessica: "There's no such thing as a best friend. That's just something Hello Kitty made up to sell more Hello Kitty."(Nirat)
1) Gilda: "They're like drummers for Spinal Tap."(Dahne)
2) Ravi: "So Fatal Attraction brain. That's gonna be fun."(Dahne)
3) Gilda: "Maybe, or maybe she just gets hungry one night and decides to eat you." Vaughn: "Oh, as I know you've already redecorated my office in your mind, you can only hope." (Dahne)
1) Baron: "No one goes after my family." Widow: "We both know I was doing you a favor."(Dahne)
2) Ringo: "You quit clipping?" Sunny: "I quit keeping score."(Dahne)
3) MK: "Alright, alright, enough." Waldo: "Oh good. I'm getting kind of tired of kicking your a**."(Dahne)
1) Hook: "What the devil am I wearing? Why must Dark Ones dress like monks?"(Nirat)
2) Regina: "As wicked as you think you are, you're not even in my league."(Nirat)
3) Rumple: "Not wanting me to die isn't the same as wanting to be with me."(Nirat)
4)Mary Margaret: "We save each other. That is what our family does."(Nirat)
1) Natalie: "Sir, with respect, when the people you trust most are all on one side and you're the only one on the other, what does that make you?"(Dahne)
2) Clayton: "You have a green light to use whatever means necessary with her." Caleb: "Oh you hear that. That's the sound of a Senate Sub-Committee sharpening its knives for you, dad." Clayton: "I hear a terrorist frying for treason and murder."(Dahne)
3) Caleb: "I think you've had enough." Nimah: "Yeah, of you. I agree."(Dahne)
1) Sully: "Well now that you know about Audrey, you'll probably never want to see me again." Sam: "Ever think maybe you're a hero to me. Sully, one thing I've learned…heroes aren't perfect." (Dahne)
2) Dean: "Reese, trust me. Revenge ain't gonna make you feel better. Listen, I have seen more than my share of monsters and I mean real monsters, bad. These guys, these are Sesame Street Mother Theresa's, but when I wasn't there for my little brother, Sully was. Now I'm not saying that he didn't make a mistake but you know that there is not a monstrous bone in his body."(Dahne)
3) Dean: "Oh…oh yeah, that kid is gonna need all the shrinks."(Dahne)
1) Deanna: “Dolor hic tibi proderit olim.” Michonne: “What does it mean?” Deanna: “Someday this pain will be useful to you.”(Nirat)
2) Carl: “Look I get it, dad killed your dad. But you need to know something… Your dad was an asshole.” (Nirat)
3) Biker Guy: “None of those things are yours anymore.” Sasha: “Whose are they?” Biker Guy: “Your property now belongs to Negan.”
1) Barry: "I've been running a lot lately, trying to go faster than I've ever gone before. Because there's someone out there who's better, faster, and stronger than I am, and I need to be ready. But no matter how much I try or how hard I push myself, I keep running into the same problem."(Nirat)
2) Barry: "Wow! Nice new digs.Also I just noticed, no sleeves. Don't you get...cold?"(Nirat)
Oliver: "I spent the better part of five years on an island in the North China Sea. Don't get cold, Barry."(Nirat)
3) Barry: "Good to see you, Felicity." Felicity: "How come you didn't tell me Zoom broke your back?"(Nirat)
4) Malcolm: "Not a vampire, an Immortal."
5) Thea: "It's The Flash? Did I know we knew The Flash? We know The Flash. OK. I didn't know we knew The Flash."(Nirat)
6) Hawkman: "Not gonna do that, Robin Hood."(Nirat)
7) Oliver: "Barry, I get that you're desperate to help and you want to be the hero and you want to save her yourself, but I think she has to have a part in it too."(Nirat)
8) Kendra: "I was just thinking... all the moments of my life when I felt different, like something was wrong with me. Now I know why."(Nirat)
1) Alicia: You're telling me, when I sleep with Jason, you'd rather I kept it private.?
Eli: You're joking right?(Darthlocke)
2) Alicia: Anyone who knows me will smell the bull crap a mile away. (Darthlocke)
Ruth: Yes, but it's Iowa. All they smell is bull crap.
1) Jake: "Get ready for chupacabra jerky." Cassandra: "Ewww, you're cooking it?" Jake: "No, he's making it. The chupacabra, he's awesome."(Dahne)
2) Jake: "You know what the upper crust is? A bunch of crumbs held together by dough."
3) Baird: "I fought a tentacle monster. It's a weird gig."(Dahne)
4) Jenkins: "You know almost every demon works via a contract, something you desire in exchange for your soul." Jake: "Kind of like Robert Johnson down at the crossroads." Jenkins: "Also including lottery winners, folks who hate the Cubs, the moon landing farce…" Cassandra: "Wait. The moon landing wasn't real?" Jenkins: "Oh no, not that one."(Dahne)
As always, thank you for reading. Let me know in the comments what some of your favorite quotes this past week have been!
