A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
1) Will: "Poor Dr du Maurier. Swallowed whole, suffering inside Hannibal Lecter's bowels for what must have felt like an eternity. You didn't lose yourself, Bedelia, you just crawled so far up his ass you couldn't be bothered." (Darth Locke)
2) Bedelia: "The next time you have an instinct to help someone, maybe consider crushing them instead. It might save you a great deal of trouble."(Darth Locke)
3) Will: "You lied, Bedelia. You do that a lot. Why do you do that a lot?" Bedelia: "I obfuscate." (Darth Locke)
4) Will: "Have you had any contact with him?" Bedelia: "He sends me greeting cards on Christian holidays and my birthday. He always includes a recipe." Will: "If he does end up eating you, Bedelia, you'd have it coming." (Darth Locke)
5) Bedelia: "Have you been to see him?" Will: "Yes." Bedelia: "You haven't learned your lesson, have you? Or did you just miss him that much?" (Darth Locke)
1) Karen "If I help you, you'll have the power to give other Synthetics consciousness." Leo "Maybe." Karen "The world would never be the same. Have you even thought about that?" Leo "All I'm thinking about is Max. Fred. My family." (Sandi)
2) Mia "Don't kill our family. Look at Leo, he'll die too. You were made for him." Karen "He didn't want me." Mia "He does now."
Karen "He wants Beatrice. I'm not her." Mia "No, you're not. She didn't have a choice. You do. Please! Sister." (Sandi)
3) Mattie "Soph, do you feel your young mind is warped by your father's humour?" Sophie "I'm sorry, Matilda. I don't understand your question." (Sandi)
4) Leo: "I'm just appealing to your humanity." Karen: "But I'm not human." Leo: "Humanity... It's not a state. It's a... It's a quality."(Justyna)
5) Mia "Don't kill our family. Look at Leo, he'll die too. You were made for him." Karen "He didn't want me."
Mia "He does now." Karen "He wants Beatrice. I'm not her." Mia "No, you're not. She didn't have a choice. You do. Please! Sister." (Justyna)
1) Buzz: "Before I go on, do you really care about the answer?"(Prpleight J)
2) Buzz gets smarter every episode!(Prpleight J)
3) Provenza: "I guess social media is running us now, like the media used to.”(Prpleight J)
4) Provenza: "Buzz, do I have to get a computer to watch The YouTube?" Buzz: "Your phone’s a computer. Here, let me show you." Provenza: "The YouTube. It’s amazing how fast the world changes." Buzz: "Well sir, YouTube has been around for about a decade." Provenza: "So, I should wrap my head around it while it’s still new."(Prpleight J)
1) Elliot: "Find someone to be your honest self with. Bullshit." (Jimmy)
2) Elliot: "I don't just hack you Krista, I hack everyone." (Jimmy)
1) Cameron: "Stitch in." Kirsten: "There is one problem. You're not dead." Cameron: "I can fix that."(A Dahne)
2) Kirsten: "I don't do upset."(A Dahne)
3) Kirsten: "This is the worst idea you've ever had and I've seen some bad ones." (A Dahne)
4) Cameron: "Oh you're in more of a mood than usual tonight." Fisher: "What do you know about Les Turner?" Cameron: "He's an enigma wrapped in a paradox dressed in a $2,000 suit."(A Dahne)
5) Cameron: "Kirsten, Fisher may be dying." Cameron: "Yeah but you dying won't stop that." Cameron: "And who will they come after next? If we don't find out right now whose behind this, none of us will be safe."(A Dahne)
6) Kirsten: "Keep your hands off the controls,Camille. No backseat driving." Camille: "You should have been nicer to me."(A Dahne)
7) Camille: "Holy bank statement, Batgirl." (A Dahne)
1) Lewis: "I appreciate the offer but I'm going to handle this one myself." Rachel: "And I'm not trying to interfere, I just thought it would be nice to learn from the most talented, dilligent and respected partner that we have here." Lewis: "Yeah you're just trying to butter me up." Rachel: "Is it working, handsome?" (Jimmy)
1) Kira: "Mom, this isn't what I would call quality mother-daughter time." Mama Fox: "Kira, defend yourself."(A Dahne)
2) Theo: "You still want to know why I haven't said anything to Scott?" Stiles: "Maybe." Theo: "You think I've got some kind of ulterior motive?" Stiles: "More than likely." Theo: "Would you believe me if I said all I want, all I've ever wanted, is for you guys to trust me?" Stiles: "Nope." Theo: "So you're here because you're never gonna trust me." Stiles: "Yep. Glad we had this talk." (A Dahne)
3) Mama McCall: "You're not asking me to hand over medical files without a court order, are you?" Sheriff: "I would never ask you to do that." Mama McCall: "Good because they may take away this key card, which allows me access to medical records. Do you want to see how the key card works?" Sheriff: "I would love to see how the key card works." Mama McCall: "Follow me."
4) Scott: "We just need to tell you the truth, Hayden, and that kind of thing usually is better face-to-face. Listen. Either you're gonna unlock the door or I'm gonna have to break it open. It's okay if you don't want to talk or if you're not ready to believe us, but I just…I gotta know that you're okay in there." Hayden: "I believe you."(A Dahne)
5) Stiles: "I know what my punishment is. I'm gonna lose my best friend. I'm gonna lose Scott."(Justyna)
6) Theo: "You still want to know why I haven't said anything to Scott?" Stiles: "Maybe." Theo: "You think I've got some kind of ulterior motive?" Stiles: "More than likely." Theo: "Would you believe me if I said all I want, all I've ever wanted, is for you guys to trust me?" Stiles: "Nope." Theo: "So you're here because you're never gonna trust me." Stiles: "Yep. Glad we had this talk." (Justyna)
1) Fet: “They say one out of every four people is mentally unstable.” Nora: “Good thing there are only three of us.” Fet: “Unless you count my invisible friend Danny.” (Prpleight J)
1) Ani: "You're not a bad man." Ray: "Yes, I am. Do you miss it. Ani: What? Ray: Anything."
Comment: I find this quote one of the most interesting ones, because it could turn out to be rather telling when one considers that Ani has some of her memory missing from childhood, thinking about the "moments staring back at you" philosophy, and because Ray seems to be warning her... (Darth Locke)
2) Ani: Maybe, and this is just a thought, maybe you were put on earth for more than f******.
Vera: Everything is f******. (Darth Locke)
Honorable Mentions
Teen Wolf "Strange Frequencies"
1) Theo: "You want to take shifts watching?" Stiles: "No. No, I want to spend some quality time with you." (A Dahne)
2) Hayden: "I'm not like you. I wasn't bitten by a wolf. I was somebody's science experiment. This is so bizarre." Liam: "I know but you're gonna be okay. I promise." Hayden: "What am I?" Liam: "You're Hayden."(A Dahne)
3) Theo: "You know who you remind me of?" Stiles: "Theo, I don't care."(A Dahne)
4) Theo: "So what's the punishment for killing a chimera?" Stiles: "You get to spend 5 hours in the car with Theo Raeken. I think I know what my punishment is. I'm gonna lose my best friend. I'm gonna lose Scott."(A Dahne)
As always, thank you for reading. Let me know in the comments what some of your favorite quotes this past week have been!
