A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
1) Johnny (about Seyah Kenndry): "So rich. So bitch." LOL, Johnny has the best lines!(Justyna)
2) Killjoy Level Six (to Dutch): "Don't feel ashamed. It's not like it's a fair fight. You're just a girl. I'm Level Six." Johnny (shoots the guy): "I'm Johnny Jaqobis. Stop licking my partner."(Justyna)
3) Killjoys - Turin: "Big dumb guy, smaller dumb guy and a bitch" (Prpleight J)
1) Elliot: "This can't be happening, this can't be happening. It's happening, isn't it? And you knew all along, didn't you?" (Bradley)
2) Mr. Robot: "Even though what you did was wrong, you're still a good kid, and that guy was a prick. Sometimes that matters more." (Bradley)
1) Harvey (to Hardman): "By the way, Mike pissed in your bonsai."
Mike: "Yeah, that's right. Two times."(Laura Markus)
2) Mike: "At your age, I'm amazed you can make it through a meeting that long without having to pee."
Harvey: "Okay, why do you always have to go straight to the prostate? It's so distasteful."
Mike: "Oh right, and you telling Hardman that I peed in his bonsai was pure class?"
Harvey: "I didn't say you peed in his bonsai, I said you pissed in it. What are you, five?" [...] "And by the way, you're the one that told him you did it twice." Mike: "Because you started it! I had to lean in; it's called committing."
Harvey: "Then how 'bout you commit to buying the next round for a change?" Mike: "I'd love to, but I can't. I have to go meet Rachel at her mom's about some wedding stuff." Harvey: "I'd love to join you, but I'd rather have a prostate exam."
Mike: "There you go. See? You're leaning in! I'm proud of you!" (Laura Markus)
3) Harvey: "You're telling me you set up a straw man idea to manipulate me into liking your real idea?" Mike: "Yep." Harvey: "How long you been doing that?" Mike: "Peabody versus Danthorpe." Harvey: "Son of a bitch."(Laura Markus)
4) Jessica: "The only thing I'm prepared to do is give you a chance to come to Jesus. And you're looking at her."
5) Mike (to Hardman): "I thought you had bigger balls."(Laura Markus)
1) Lydia to Stiles: "It's always better when they know" (Justyna)
2) Stiles to Scott: "You're the true alpha! Guess what? All of us can't be true Alphas. Some of us have to make mistakes! Some of us have to get our hands a little bloody sometimes. Some of us are human!" (Justyna)
3) Lydia: "It's always better when they know." Stiles: "Well then he should know he owes me a Jeep."(Dahne)
4) Malia: "Are you kidding me?"(Dahne)
5) Stiles: "Well hang on. If the nematon's covered in bodies, shouldn't you be able to find them?" Lydia: "Me?" Stiles: "Yes, you. That's what you do. You're the banshee. You find the bodies." Lydia: "Well the banshee's having an off day so how about we talk to Parrish?"(Dahne)
6) Malia: "She needs help." ScienceMom: "Not from you." Malia: "You know what's going on, don't you?" ScienceMom: "I know that I'd like to see you get through senior year with passing grades." Malia: "You know more than that."
7) Parrish: "I'm a very good deputy and I'd like to stay that way. Flipping over Jeeps and attacking colleagues doesn't exactly fit with protect and serve." (Dahne)
Honorable Mentions
Teen Wolf "Lies of Omission"
1) Scott: "No one really knows what they're looking for. Some think it's a serial killer. Some probably know it's worse." (Dahne)(Dahne)
2) Scott: "Why didn't you tell me?" Stiles: "I was going to." Scott: "Why didn't you tell me when it happened?" Stiles: "I couldn't." Scott: "You killed him? You killed Donovan?" Stiles: "Yeah but he was going to kill my dad. Was I supposed to just let him?" Scott: "You weren't supposed to do this. None of us are." Stiles: "You think I had a choice?" Scott: "There's always a choice." Stiles: "Yeah well I can't do what you can, Scott. I know you wouldn't have done it. You probably would have just figured something out, right?" Scott: "I try." Stiles: "Yeah because you're Scott McCall. You're the true alpha. Guess what? All of us can't be true alphas. Some of us have to make mistakes. Some of us have to get our hands a little bloody sometimes. Some of us are human." Scott: "So you had to kill him?" Stiles: "Scott, he was gonna kill my dad." Scott: "The way that it happened…there's a point where it's just…it is not self-defense anymore." Stiles: "What are you even talking about? I didn't have a choice, Scott. You don't even believe me, do you?" Scott: "I want to." Stiles: "Okay right, so…so believe me then. Scott, say you believe me. Say it. Say you believe me." Scott: "Stiles, we can't kill people that we're trying to save." Stiles: "Say you believe me." Stiles steps towards Scott, raising the wrench, and Scott backs away like he fears Stiles will attack him. Egads! Stiles looks down at the wrench and realizes his worst fears are coming true. Scott: "We can't kill people. Do you believe that?" Stiles: "What do I do about this? What do you want me to do, okay? Just…Scott, just tell me how to fix this, alright? Please just tell me what do you want me to do." Scott: "Don't worry about Malia or Lydia. We'll find them. Maybe…uh, maybe you should talk to your dad."(Dahne)
As always, thank you for reading. Let me know in the comments what some of your favorite quotes this past week have been!
