A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.
1. Louise: "I'm about to be forced into bridge and bake sales with a bunch of wives. Hard to say who's facing the bigger challenge." (Tonya Papanikolas)
2. Louise: "Look, our husbands all want to go up first. It's our job to help them get what they want." Rene: "Oh, I don't think of it as a job. I'm Scott's wife, not his employee." Marge: "Honey, every girl works for a living." Rene: "Excuse me? I'm a mother of four and I attended college." (Tonya Papanikolas)
3. Trudy: "If NASA only wants family men with model marriages, that's exactly what they're gonna get from the Coopers. Gordo may be arrogant and infuriating..." Marge: "That's why they call them ass-tronauts." (Tonya Papanikolas)
Defiance - Pilar: “Come with me if you want to live.” (Sharon Seymour)
1. Olly: "For the watch." (Bradley Adams)
2. Jon: "You know that the Citadel will make you swear off women, too." Sam: "Oh, they'll bloody try." Jon: "Sam." Sam: "What?" Jon: "Sam. You had just been beaten half to death. How did you..." Sam: "Oh, very carefully." (Sandi)
3. Missandei [In High Valyrian]: "I would be dead if not for the ... little man" Tyrion [In High Valyrian]: "Dwarf. I believe that is the word. Apologies. My Valyrian is a bit nostril" (Sandi)
4. Jaime: "My point is, we don't choose whom we love. It just well... it's beyond our control. I sound like an idiot." Myrcella: "No you don't." Jaime: "What I'm trying to say. What I'm trying and failing to say..." Myrcella: "I know what you're trying to say." Jaime: "No, I'm afraid you don't." Myrcella: "I do. I know about you and mother. I think a part of me always knew and I'm glad. I'm glad that you are my father." (Nirat Anop)
1. Sara's dad: "Joe, a seat opens up on a crowded train. It's okay to hesitate. Maybe you're the next stop. Maybe you're a good Samaritan. Or maybe you think you don't deserve it." (Tonya Papanikolas)
2. Sara: "Who are you right now?" Joe: "What do you mean?" Sara: "Don't you dare apologize for my friends, for our friends, for this apartment or for me. And if you're done dick-measuring for the evening, then you might want to mention the real reason you got the promotion. The truth. Do you remember that?" (Tonya Papanikolas)
3. Joe: "I report every morning to a basement. I come home to an apartment that's smaller than my old bathroom. And yet if you offered me this version of my life for your payout, whatever it was.... How much was it?" Gordon: "838-thousand, 100 and...." Joe: "I'd choose this. I'd choose her." (Tonya Papanikolas)
1. Chiyoh: "Why are you looking for him, after he left you, with a smile?" Will: "I've never known myself as well as I know myself when I'm with him." (Tonya Papanikolas)
2. Chiyoh: "You said Hannibal was curious if I would kill. You were curious, too." Will: "I didn't want this." Chiyoh: "Yes you did. You are doing what he does. He'd be proud of you, his nakama." (Tonya Papanikolas)
3. Bedelia: "If past behavior is an indicator of future behavior, there is only one way you will forgive Will Graham." Hannibal: "I have to eat him." (Tonya Papanikolas)
4. Bedelia : "How did your sister taste?" (Sharon Seymour)
1. Mattie: "Let it hit you this time. Like ricochet or something. Blind me." Anita: "I don't deem that a significant risk, Matilda." Mattie: "I don't give a shit what you deem. I own you and I'm telling you I want it to hit you." Anita: "Why?" (Sandi)
2. Mattie: "I could be anything I want, right? What about a doctor? That would take me seven years but, by then you'll be able to turn any old synth into a brain surgeon in seven seconds." Laura: "We just want you to do your best." Mattie: "My best isn't worth anything." (Sandi)
3. George: "I can't let you be recycled." Odi: "Is it a game?" George: "There's things that you know." Odi: "She cried and laughed. She cried when I pulled the bee sting out. But then then then then At the doctors, she laughed. You laughed too, George. And Mary said I could could could could could could could laugh. Would you like some toast and jam, George? Your favourite is is is is apricot." (Sandi)
Killjoys - Dutch : “Lucy, override that, let me know when you reconnect his com. Tell him I’m coming to kick his ass.” Lucy/Computer: “Understood. Ass-kicking imminent.” (Sharon Seymour)
1. Felix: "You always think I can't handle the tough stuff, but you know what Sarah, this time you're following my lead. OK?" Sarah: "Right" Felix [Kicks the door down]: "Holy shit! It worked!" Sarah: "That was bad ass, Fe" Felix: "Thank you. [To Gracie & Mark] Get up you bleeding weasels, you've got company!" (Sandi)
2. Rachel: "Do you know where, where I am?" Charlotte: "She said you're going to be my new mum" Rachel: "Who?" Charlotte: "Professor Duncan" Susan: "Hello dear Rachel. Welcome home" Rachel: "Mother!" (Sandi)
3. Sarah: "I've someone who wants to meet you" Kira: "Who is it?" Sarah: "In a bit. I just want to look at you." (Sandi)
4. Felix: "Donnie, you're a civilian, would you please say something understandable?" Donnie: "The frickin beef is the bomb." (Nirat Anop)
5. Delphine: "Be good to her." (Nirat Anop)
6. Sarah: "To Beth for giving us all her strength." Helena: "To my seestra and to Kira's little face." Alison: "I'm all speech'd out but this is, this is from the heart. I know School Trustee isn't much but it's something that we all fought for. A little victory amidst all the bull-cookie. Thank you seestras for your bravery. For protecting us. For making us feel normal. I know that whatever comes next, we’ll face it together as a family. And to Donnie, my amazing husband, for always doing what's best and standing by me through it all." (Nirat Anop)
Penny Dreadful - Vanessa : “No! We are dangerous!” (Sharon Seymour)
Honorable Mention: Orphan Black -
1. Helena: "You found my boyfriend" Donnie: "Surprise. We thought, you know, that it would be nice for you. [She hugs him] OK, go." Jesse: "How are you Helena?" Helena: "Happy, Jesse Towing" (Sandi)
2. Helena: "I have science baby inside me, but you are my first" Jesse: "Gosh sweetheart, you had me at soap making" (Sandi)
3. Kendall: "I don't owe you nothing!" Cosima: "No. No, in fact I owe you. You gave me the stuff of life. And you're the closest thing I'll ever get to a cure. So, could you give a sister a little blood?" (Sandi)
4. Sarah: "You put us together?" Kendall: "I couldn't expect forgiveness, but I wanted you to have her. She's your blood too, a little piece of me. All I had left of my foul life to give." Siobhan: "Jesus ma!" (Sandi)
5. Ferdinand: "Neo's in Castor. Neo's in Topside. Neo's right next to me." Bulldog: "We're everywhere" Ferdinand: "I knew it! They're like ticks, you never know when you've got one on you." (Sandi)
6. Ferdinand: "You might want to push off now. This is, err, not going to be pleasant" [Bulldog moans] "Oh stop whining" (Sandi)
7. Alison: "Save room for the ah, ethnic cake." (Nirat Anop)
8. Cosima: "I know why you did everything you did, to Shay, everything. I'm sorry I made you make all those hard choices and then blame you for them." Delphine: "Give your sisters all my love." (Nirat Anop)
9. Delphine: "What will happen to her?" (Nirat Anop)
Not as many shows this week, but still some great quotes. I'm way behind on current TV so I'm hoping to catch up next weekend. How's your TV week going?
ReplyDeleteSome good stuff, but GoT is the best
ReplyDeleteKilljoys is the only one on the list I've watched and that line was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteStarting to get more shows in. Soon I'll have mostly filled nights again.
ReplyDeleteDid you watch Complications? I thought it was okay, but if it's just going to be the character stuck in between a gang war, I'll get bored fast.
Nothing this summer is really super exciting yet (but everything is paling to getting my puppy in a few days so we'll see).
I can't wait for Dominion to start back up. The promos have been awesome.
Just everything in Orphan Black!!! Loved the finale!
ReplyDeleteAll of Orphan Black! :)
ReplyDeleteAs per usual I can put up a transcript of the VEEP finale and it would be worth it, but I'll just go with what I believe will soon become a "croissant for a dildo" level classic:
ReplyDeleteSelina: "No, I'll tell you what's unprecedented Kent. A tie is unprecedented! So is becoming the fist lady president! So is that jack-off becoming president through the back door! Okay? The Rule book has been torn up now, and America is wiping its nasty ass with it!"
From what's listed I'll say
Killjoys - Dutch:“Lucy, override that, let me know when you reconnect his com. Tell him I’m coming to kick his ass.” Lucy/Computer:“Understood. Ass-kicking imminent.”
Orphan Black
- Felix: "You always think I can't handle the tough stuff, but you know what Sarah, this time you're following my lead. OK?" Sarah: "Right" Felix [Kicks the door down]: "Holy shit! It worked!"
- Felix: "Donnie, you're a civilian, would you please say something understandable?" Donnie: "The frickin beef is the bomb."
- Alison: "I'm all speech'd out but this is, this is from the heart. I know School Trustee isn't much but
it's something that we all fought for. A little victory amidst all the bull-cookie. Thank you seestras for your bravery. For protecting us. For making us feel normal. I know that whatever comes next, we’ll face it together as a family. And to Donnie, my amazing husband, for always doing what's best and standing by me through it all."
- Jesse: "Gosh sweetheart, you had me at soap making"
- Ferdinand: "I knew it! They're like ticks, you never know when you've got one on you."
- Ferdinand: "You might want to push off now. This is, err, not goingto be pleasant" [Bulldog moans] "Oh stop whining"
- Alison: "Save room for the ah, ethnic cake."