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USD POLL: What are your favourite TV quotes of all time?

26 Apr 2015

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98 comments:

  1. Probably not my favourite but the first one that jumps to mind is "Make it so, Number One" Picard to Riker, Star Trek TNG.

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  2. Goodbye Revenge 😢 2011-201526 April 2015 at 11:05

    Revenge:

    -Victoria to conrad: Do rot in hell!
    - In Revenge as in Life, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. In the end, the guilty always fall.
    - This is not a story about forgiveness!
    - practically all quotes from revenge

    Once upon a time:

    -Cruella: Should i get you a stepstool so you can look me in the eye when you threaten me!
    - Regina: Oh, the Sea Bitch is back
    - many many more

    The 100:

    - Clarke to Bellamy: Way we meet again


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  3. Grey's Anatomy:
    "It's a beautiful day to save lives."

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  4. You're The 100 quote has an upside down "M" :P

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  5. Phew I could think of hundreds of them, but my favorite I guess is from Buffy:
    ''The hardest thing in this world is to live in it..''

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  6. Goodbye Revenge 😢 2011-201526 April 2015 at 11:17

    Ups :D

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  7. "We have to go back!"
    "Damn it!"
    "He's a transponster!"
    "Yeah bitch! Magnets!"


    And so many many many more

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  8. Off the top of my head

    "If we can't live together, we're going to die alone", Jack, Lost

    "I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show ‘em why" Buffy, BTVS

    "Stay out of my territory" Walter, Breaking Bad

    "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."Raylan, Justified

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  9. How many times do I have to tell you, John? I always have a plan.

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  10. "It's the oldest story in the world. One day you're seventeen and plannig for someday. And then quietly and without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And that someday is yesterday. And this is your life." ~ Nathan Scott, One Tree Hill

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  11. Yeah, it was one of the best episodes and saddest.

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  12. Walter White (Breaking Bad) : "I am not in danger, Skylar. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot; you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks." - Iconic line from the show



    Elizabeth to Philip (S01E05 of The Americans): "If I had wanted to deal with it, don't you think it would have been DEALT with" - the way in which she says this is beyond awesome.


    The Machine (Person of Interest): "Can you hear me?" - one of the most epic moment of the show.



    (Arrow): "You have failed this city" - it was okay initially but later on it sounded so cheesy that I just started laughing whenever I heard it.


    Justified - Dewey Crowe - "The anus is on me". Dickie Bennett to Raylan and Tim "Two splinters in my asshole today". Mags Bennett" It was already in the glass"


    Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead) - "Shit happens"; "I made you a promise"; "This is not a democracy anymore". "We are the Walking Dead".



    Selina to Jonah (Veep): "Tell me Jonah. You like to travel and you like to have sex? Jonah:" Yes Ma'am" Selina: "Then you can F*ck Off" - her facial expression makes this my favorite Veep quote.


    Possessed Vanessa Ives to Frankenstein repeating what he had said to someone else in confidence: "There's a line from Shelley that haunts me. No more let life divide that death can join together" - again, the way in which this whole dialog is delivered by Eva Green makes it one of my favorites.


    These are the one I immediately came up with. There must be many more.

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  13. "The streets ain't made for everybody that's why they made sidewalks." –Cookie Lyon.

    (probably many more from other shows but this was the first in my head when I read the poll question)

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  14. Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

    Meredith (Grey's Anatomy)

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  15. Rebekah Mikaelson:

    "We are the strongest creatures in the world. And yet we are damaged beyond repair. We live without hope. But we will never die. We are the definition of cursed Always and Forever".

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  16. "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die"

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  17. "The world is full of evil and lies and pain and death, and you can't hide from it. You can only face it. The question is: When you do, how do you respond? Who do you become?" - Phil Coulson, Agents of SHIELD

    "Your fight is over" and "May we meet again"- The 100

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  18. Teen Wolf (Stiles to Derek)
    "Don't be such a sour wolf."

    Cristela (Cristela pretending to be Natalia)
    "Hello? Ay, you want H-Bo? In my village, we didn't even have
    "We had fun things like milking the cow and killing the cow."

    iZombie (Liv to Lowell)
    "Hey Lowell, so sorry to do this on a message, but I have to cancel. I'm literally seconds away from puking, it hit me out of nowhere, and I'm calling you from the bathroom floor right now. Hope you understand- oh my god, I'm such an idiot, I totally forgot you're a zombie. I can just tell you. I had a bad batch of agoraphobe brain, and I can't get out of my apartment. Okay, bye."

    iZombie (Liv to Ravi)
    "Shut up, or I'll eat you!"

    Cristela (Natalia)
    Henry, for every second you make God wait, he makes you wait a year in purgatory!

    Cristela
    Maddie: Mail's here! Come and get it! This job is pretty easy.
    Josh: Yup! Nothing's that hard if your just willing to do it terribly.

    The Tomorrow People (John)
    "Can’t a guy make breakfast for another guy?"

    The Flash (Felicity Smoak)
    "Oh, she's good. She's like my nemesis. I've never had a nemesis before. I kinda like it."

    The Flash (Cisco)
    "Talking in the third person; that's never a good sign."

    Arrow (Roy Harper)
    "Ray built a supersuit? That's kind of awesome [Oliver glares at him]... and reckless."

    Chasing Life
    Sara: No one listens to me.
    Brenna: What'd you say?

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  19. That Veep quote kills me, so many great lines from that series.

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  20. Peyton : At this moment there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just not facing the truth. Some are evil people, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world, six billion souls. And sometimes... all you need is one.
    Castle : Thank you Beckett : Always
    Haley : Always & Forever Nathan : Don't say I never gave you anything
    Charming : I will find you Snow : I will always find you

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  21. Cristina to Meredith-He's very dreamy but he's not the sun,don't let him eclipse you!(Grey's Anatomy)
    Liz to Damon-I'm exceptionally ordinary and i'm okay with that.Caroline is anything but.(TVD).

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  22. Buffy Passion season 2: Passion, it lies in all of us, sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbiden it will stir, open its jaws and howl. It speaks to us, guides us, passion rules us all and we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments, the joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bare, if we could live without passion, maybe we would be hollow, empty rooms, shuttered and dank, without passion we'd be truly dead.

    Supernatural; Meg about Cas: I believe in the little tree topper.

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  23. Vasso Karagianni26 April 2015 at 13:42

    Pick me, chose me, love me, Meredith to Derek Greys :'(

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  24. to answer that question I would have to rewatch about a thousand hours of television.

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  25. OUAT:
    Cora: "Love is Weakness"
    and many more mostly sass qoutes that I can't think of


    Teen Wolf:
    Scott's no hope speech in Motel California, can't remember the exact wording but it's pretty long. That's probabaly my all time favourite actually, maybe tied with my next one.


    Penny Dreadful:
    Vanessa: "Your father loves you very much, but I love you in a different way, I love you enough, to kill you."


    Stargate Universe:
    Rush: "Destiny, launched, hundreds of thousands of years ago"
    That one gives me such chills :)


    Battlestar Galactica:
    "All of this has happened before and it will happen again"


    To this day I still can't remember what this is from but I love it (might not even be from a TV show):
    "The created will always destroy the creator"


    There are probably more than that I just can't think of them.

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  26. *claps* beat me to it, best quote ever

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  27. LOST :
    "we have to go back"
    that quote pretty much left me speechless ... and changed the whole formula of the show

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  28. There are just so many for me. My quick list of favorites-

    1) There is no greater victory than to fall from this earth a free man - Spartacus

    2) Yes, all men must die, but we are not men - Daenerys, Game of Thrones

    3) Here is my counter offer to your counter offer. Go f*ck yourself. - Al Swearengen, Deadwood

    4) How you expect to run with the wolves come night, when you spend all day sparrin' with the puppies? - Omar, The Wire

    5) You can take your peace and shove it up your lily white ass - Dean, Supernatural

    6) This isn't Wall St. This is Hell. We have a little something called integrity.- Crowley, Supernatural

    7) There is only one way to become champion. Never f*cking lose. - Gannicus, Spartacus

    8) My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want but it will be the last thing you ever do. I promise you that. - Boyd, Justified

    9) Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. - Coach Taylor, Friday Night Lights

    10) No. Not now, not ever. Do you hear me? I will use every cannon, every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have, down to my own eye teeth to end you. I swear it. I'm coming for all of you. - Laura Roslin, Battlestar Galactica

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  29. That one from Peyton is one of my favorite OTH quotes.

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  30. That penny dreadful scene was my favorite scene in my favorite episode of season 1, "possession" was just made of win, i still can't understand how eva green didn't get any awards for that !!!

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  31. Most recently, "I can beat her, Donnie. I can beat her like a French Meringue." Alison on Orphan Black.

    Others that stood out to me:

    There are several from Buffy, but these two are my favorites. Buffy to Dawn, "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it." Anya to Andrew, "Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us."

    Walter to Peter on Fringe, "You are my favorite thing, Peter. My very favorite thing." Gets me in the feels. Every. Time.

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  32. Dexter:
    "Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be lived".

    "We all make rules for ourselves. It's these rules that help define who we are. So when we break those rules we risk losing ourselves and becoming something unknown".

    "Light cannot exist without darkness. Each has its purpose. And if there is a purpose to my darkness maybe it’s to bring some balance to the world. Because, let’s face it, the world is going to be a better place without you”.

    "Im a father, a son, a serial killer".

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  33. LOST

    So many great ones.

    "Guys, where are we?"

    "Don't tell me what I can't do!"

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  34. Babe Ruth was a dick but baseball’s still a beautiful game. - Dean SPN

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  35. "I'm not in the meth business. I'm in the empire business." - Walter White
    "Sue, did the president call?" - Selina Meyers
    "Goodbye Victoria, get better soon." - Emily Thorne
    "It's okay. Life doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to be loved." - Dexter Morgan
    "Just a pitch. Wouldn't it be easier to find these stackables if they were in the shelving section? Now, I know what you're thinking: Is this woman questioning the organization of a store whose sole purpose is to help people organize? Yes." - Jane Kerkovich
    "Youths!" - Schmidt
    "But I already did something today." - Titus Andromedon
    "No one hurts my family and lives." - Elijah Mikaelson
    "Sometimes you have to spend money you don't have to make it seem like you have money that you don't spend." - Louis Huang
    "How you doin'?" - Joey Tribianni
    “Some roads you shouldn’t go down. Because maps used to say ‘There be dragons here.’ Now they don’t. But that don’t mean the dragons aren’t there." - Lorne Malvo
    “If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter!” - Gustavo Fring
    "My body is very attracted to your body but when you speak, my brain gets angry." - Mindy Lahiri
    "You know you wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags." - Dean Winchester
    "Love - it sustains you. It's like oatmeal." - Captain Holt
    "Troll the respawn, Jeremy." - Kimmy Schmidt
    "Time is a flat circle." - Rust Cohle
    "Why is your penis on a dead girl's phone?" - Annalise Keating

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  36. "I just couldn't live without you, I guess." - Tony to Ziva while under truth serum, NCIS

    "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it." - Buffy

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  37. So many great quotes in your post. Thanks for the reminders. :)

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  38. IMHO, Spartacus quotes are forever incomplete without some fine samplings from the amazing oratory of Batiatus. He was a mine of hilarious and sometimes profound quotes.

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  39. You'd make an incredible Brunette- Ron Swanson

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  40. Sebastian Caulfield26 April 2015 at 16:35

    "All monsters are human" - Siser Jude (AHS: Asylum)
    "See ya in another life, brotha" - Desmond Hume (Lost)

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  41. So many good ones, but off the top of my head I will add three to this page....


    " In life you have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do. Many times, that's what the fuck life is... one vile fucking task after another." (Deadwood/ Al Swearengen)

    "Announcin' your plans is a good way to hear god laugh." (Deadwood/ Al Swearengen)


    "I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!" (Walter White / Breaking Bad)

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  42. Cátia Barradas26 April 2015 at 16:45

    "At this moment there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just not facing the truth. Some are evil people, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world, six billion souls. And sometimes... all you need is one." - Peyton, OTH

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  43. "Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional" - Arrow, Merlyn


    "No one hurts my family....and lives" - The Originals, Elijah Mikaelson


    "Hey assbutt!" - Supernatural, Castiel

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  44. The Greys one is kinda bittersweet now that Derek died. The fact is that Derek was the sun...

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  45. Cristina has to come back for this funeral or else....

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  46. FRIENDS

    CHANDLER TO MONICA:

    "I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way."

    FRINGE

    OLIVIA TO PETER:

    "I have thought of one hundred reasons why you should come back. To fight the shape-shifters, to take care of Walter, to save the world. But in the end you have to come back, because you belong with me."

    SCANDAL

    PAPA POPE TO OLIVIA:

    "Everyone is worth saving. Even the monsters, even the demons. Everyone is worth saving. In the face of darkness, you drag everyone into the light."

    MY MAD FAT DIARY

    FINN TO RAE:

    "I like talking to you. And I don't like talking to anybody."

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  47. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa74e8oAvIM

    https://youtu.be/OzqZPXXMHmw?t=46s

    Ben Linus "Wow, you guys have some real trust issues, don't you? Guess it makes sense she didn't tell you. I mean, with the two of you fighting all the time. Of course, if I was one of them - these people that you seem to think are your enemies - what would I do? Well, there'd be no balloon, so I'd draw a map to a real secluded place like a cave or some underbrush - good place for a trap - an ambush. And when your friends got there a bunch of my people would be waiting for them. Then they'd use them to trade for me. I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them, huh? [pause] You guys got any milk?"

    Charlie Pace "Guys, where are we?"

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  48. Oh, how could I forget these two!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZImcPwq3C1I
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubTJI_UphPk

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  49. Aww, I miss That '70s Show, good times. I have to add "Burn!" to your list ;)

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  50. WE WERE ON A BREAK - Friends

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  51. Also from friends " He's a transponster!"

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  52. And Addison.. I miss private practice

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  53. "May we meet again" The 100 is one that imo will become a classic.

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  54. This was the first one that popped in my mind too, haha epic quote.

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  55. Wow, there are so many but the ones that come to mind immediately are:


    1. Mama McCall's "Be your own anchor" speech on Teen Wolf.


    2. "It's a magical place" - Coulson, AoS


    3. "PIVOT!" - Ross, Friends (this whole scene was hilarious)


    4. "This world is defended!" - 10th Doctor, Doctor Who


    5. "You may be the Chancellor, but I'm in charge" - Clarke, The 100


    6. "I conducted my own investigation because no one listens to me. I got away with it because no one looks at me. Because, unless I have your reports, your coffee or your lunch, I'm invisible." - Agent Peggy Carter, Agent Carter


    7. "I don't have feelings and even I'm uncomfortable watching this" - Walter, Scorpion


    8.

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  56. We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king. Tyrion Lannister

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  57. Damon Salvatore: I just have to say it once. You just need to hear it. I love you Elena. And it's because I love you that... I can't be selfish with you. And why you can't know this. I don't deserve you... but my brother does.

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  58. Batiatus and Boyd Crowder are my two of my favorite, quotable characters.
    Batiatus made every simple statement, a testimony. That's a just how great John Hannah was in the role.

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  59. Mary Margaret (OUAT) - "Things will get better if we just hold on to hope."

    Rumple referring to Belle (OUAT) - " It was a brief flicker of light amidst an ocean of darkness."

    Avatar Aang (The Legend of Korra) - “When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.”

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  60. Life is this ...I like this . There is no other tv series that has more quotes than Suits

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  61. and not to forgett....

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  62. Vampire diaries - Damon to klaus "if you're gonna be bad be bad with a purpose"
    Damon to Elena "when people see good they expect good, and I just don't want to live up to anyone's expectations".

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  63. I may be adding to this over the next few days as they come back to me but the very first to pop into my mind is from the original V series.

    A Visitor goes into unexpected labor in a warehouse and a human (I believe it was Marc Singer's character) plays doctor. The baby is born and he says... "Its........an egg." bwahahahaha

    Oh, another favorite this one from Lost. Hurley "I can make it. I'm spry."

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  64. oh! You made em remember "I love it when a plan comes together." A-Team.

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  65. Full agreement. :)

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  66. Boy Meets World:"Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do Good." -Mr. Feeney
    "Lose one friend. Lose all friends. Lose yourself." -Eric Matthews AKA Plays with Squirrels


    Eureka:
    "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot." -Albert Einstein (it was the quote from the pilot)
    There are a lot of other quotes I love from Eureka, but I'm blanking at the moment.


    Psych:
    "Take lots of pictures. Not of sights, don't take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of moments. That's what matters." -Shawn Spencer


    Vampire Diaries:
    "You want love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure. And even a little danger." -Damon Salvatore


    Once Upon a Time:
    "Monster to monster." -Dr. Whale


    Warehouse 13:
    "I like beavers. I'll take Canada."

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  67. While i feel the quality of the show has gone down, my all time favorite quote is actually from Sleepy Hollow...i have no idea why it resonated with me but for the first time i was afraid of Abbie, i can't remember which episode it was in but Abbie found a woman with foster children and was breaking all kinds of codes, yet she refused to give Abbie information on a case and when the woman asks Abbie what she was implying Abbie got a little stiff then announces:


    "I'm not insinuating anything, i'm declaring it, and if you don't tell me what i want to know, i'll bring down legal brimstone on you so hard God will be jealous!"


    not my favorite show, or even my top five, but that was the best line EVER and i kind of wish i had an excuse to use it:)

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  68. So many great ones! Just a few from the top of my head:

    LOST

    "You guys got any milk?"

    "Destiny, John, is a fickle bitch."

    "If we can't live together, we''re gonna die alone."

    "Don't tell me what I can't do, ever!"

    "It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress."

    "We have to go back!"

    "See you in another life, brotha!"
    And so many more, especially Ben had awesome one-liners
    The 100
    "May we meet again."

    "Your fight is over."

    "We are not alone." (final words of the pilot, that seems like ages ago!)

    "You are my people."

    "We are on the ground now, which means that we are grounders!"
    "Blood must have blood."
    "It can't be over."
    And again, so may more!

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  69. Always. Shut the front door. I know who the killer is. All from Castle

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  70. Impossible loves...I am very much afraid they can become an addiction ~ The Borgias

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  71. Way too many, so I'll just write down whatever pops into my head at the moment.

    First off: Most of my shows have way too many great funny lines to know where to even begin, so I'll stick to classic/dramatic lines but I will mention that iZombie, The Flash, and Grimm (especially Monroe) have had some of the funniest lines. But so have most of the more dramatic shows like Supernatural, Person of Interest, and 12 Monkeys.


    And can't forget Almost Human! Basically every time John and Dorian are in the car together. They made me laugh so much.


    Also Stiles interacting with Derek on Teen Wolf was always hilarious.

    Funny line from The Librarians: Flynn: "Jenkins, you're a genius!" Jenkins: "One is aware, sir."

    Dramatic or classic lines I remember off the top of my head:

    Supernatural

    "Family don't end with blood, boy." - Bobby

    "Saving people, hunting things. The family business." - Dean

    Dominion

    "I will do anything I must to protect you." - Michael

    12 Monkeys

    "The only failure is giving up." - Matthew

    "I got a buddy back in 2043, always says this thing. Everybody's got two wolves inside them. Both of them are starving. The one wolf is anger, envy, pride. The other one's truth, kindness. Every day they tear each other apart but it's not the better wolf that wins. It's the one you feed." - Cole

    Forever

    All of the inspiring narrations in every episode by Henry.

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  72. That's a loaded question... Off the top of my head...


    Angel - Cordy: "Oh... And you're welcome."

    Gilmore Girls - Luke: "I'm upset, not suicidal!"

    House - House: "Everybody lies."

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  73. Every word on the Gilmore Girls! Hilarious, brilliant, clever writing!!!!

    The 100


    Lexa: "Not everyone. Not you." (!!!) :-D

    Clarke: "Maybe life should be about more than just surviving."
    xy: "May we meet again."
    xy: "Blood must have blood."
    Clarke/Bellamy: "If you need forgiveness, I'll give that to you. You're forgiven."
    Cage: "I underestimated the Commander. Is that what you need me to say? - Dante: It wasn't the Commander. It was Clarke."
    Murphy: "Touch me again and I'll end you... In a non-criminal way."
    Clarke: "You may be the Chancellor, but I'm in charge."
    Clarke: "You may be heartless, Lexa, but at least you're smart."

    Poldark
    Poldark to Elizabeth: “Pray to God I don't lose the love of my life.”

    OUAT
    Emma: "You traded your ship for me?"
    Hook: "Aye."

    AOS
    Skye to Ward: "Well, just because you're reasonable and... firm... doesn't mean that you're not an evil, faceless Government tool bag."

    Buffy
    Spike to Buffy; "You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy."

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  74. YES, Laura Roslin! That quote, the way she delivered it! Perfection!!!

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  75. Sherlock: Oh! How? What does that matter? So we go 'round the sun. If we went 'round the moon or round and round the garden like a teddy bear it wouldn't make any difference. All that matters to me is the work. Without that my brain rots.

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  76. Breaking Bad & Lost had many.

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  77. Of all time?? Omg there's just Sooo many. IDT I'd ever stop. Lol Oh wow. Sooo many shows! Buffy, Angel, Dawson's Creek, TVD, Charmed, LOST, The X-Files, Roswell, Arrow, Smallville, Glee, House, Bones, TBBT, Friends, Fraiser, Cheers.

    I could go on and on. Maybe I'll come back in a few days. Lol Break some quotes down then share.

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  78. I have many quotes in mind, but I think the series that have the most is clearly Lost :

    - "Don't tell me what I can't do !" ; "But this place ils different, it's special. The others don't wanna talk about it because it scares them but we all know it, we all feel it." and basically most of John Locke's sentences in Lost.

    - Also great dialogues between Jack and Locke such as :
    "I don't believe in destiny."
    "Yes you do. You just don't know it yet."
    or
    "Why do you find it si hard to bielive ?"
    "Why do you find it so easy ?"
    "It's never been easy !'

    - I have also in mind short but punchy sentences such as :
    "We have to go back !" - Jack
    "Not Penny's boat" - Charlie
    "I always have a plan." - Ben
    And so many others...

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  79. Otherwise, these are (few of) my favourites in any series :
    - "What you call love was invented by guys like me... to send nylons." - Don Drapper (Mad Men)
    - "I am not in danger Skyler. I AM THE DANGER ! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that's me ? No. I am the one who knocks !" - Walter White (Breaking Bad)
    - "Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder..." - Petyr Baelish (Game of Thrones)
    - "We're soldiers. Soldiers don't go to hell." - Tony Soprano (The Sopranos)

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  80. Farscape:



    A couple of Crichton favorites



    - "Aren't you supposed to twirl your moustache and gloat?"



    - "I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare"

    - "Kryptonite? Silver bullets? Buffy? What's it going to take to keep you in the grave?"

    - "Lock up the women and hide the fried chicken, cause this spaceman is going home"


    - "Damn Smokey, you can't argue with a woman!"



    And one bad ass from Zhaan


    - "My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on."

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  81. Borg "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated , Resistance is Futile"

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  82. It's such a funny show! I have seen all 200 episodes like 3 times and it has so many episodes, that could be watched over and over :)

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  83. SPN Dean quotes -
    "Amen, Padalesk"
    "I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot."
    "That fabric softener teddy bear? OH, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down."
    "My name is Dean Winchester. I ‘m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long
    walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone."
    "MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?"

    Dean Winchester king of the one liners.

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  84. Minus the S8 mess it's an absolutely lovely brilliant show!
    And very rewatchable!

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  85. Crying at the BMW and Psych quotes.

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  86. Loved the Buffy quote. S7 right? When she fights the upervamp.

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  87. The "Shut up, or I'll eat you!" wins ...

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  88. Yes! It is such a motivational speech, I love Buffy's big moments.

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  89. Ahhh Deadwood one of my favourite shows for dialogue,

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  90. S7 is my favorite. Too bad, they stopped making the show.
    What about the movie they were teasing us with? None of the actors is geting any younger ...

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  91. I don't think a movie with the original cast will ever happen which is a shame but I thought the show ended well.

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  92. Mine too...
    Al has so many great Shakespearean-like quotes, but hard to find quotes that are appropriate for sharing on posts like this! I settled on one that only had him cursing 3 times as a compromise! XD

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  93. Yeah, it ended well. It was sad, but good.
    Better than this open end shits we deal with sometimes ...

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  94. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoVLhUxhdSw



    I like this one :

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  95. That is another brilliant one.

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