A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
1) Oliver: "You told me once that life is precious and you wanted more from it than I could offer you. Don't give up on that. The only way that I'm gonna survive this is if I know that you're out there living your life, happy." (Ben)
2) Ra's Al-Ghul: "Welcome home Al Sah-him." (Daniel)
3) Diggle: "League of Assassins, huh. You're feared for your bravery and power, but all I see is a bunch of weak men running from their lives, trying to escape. That's not power, Maseo, or brave. That's cowardly." (Daniel)
1) Frankie Dart: "Are you...? I don't know how to... I have a rule about being constructive so I can't ask any questions right now, because all of the questions that I have right now are rhetorical and end with the word 'idiot'. Do you know what rhetorical...? Of course you don't, you are an idiot. I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! You are so stupid and you have no idea, you are the only one who has no idea, because guess why? Don't answer that, you'll get it wrong. Also don't, you are just dumb little man who tries to destroy this school every minute. I am sorry! I'm so sorry! Oh it's ok! I mean, it's not ok, shh. Oh stupid, so stupid... such a dummy." (Pablo)
1) Lucas: "Are you guys like, um... (links his hands together)?
Jo: "No, what is... no. I don't know what that is." Lucas: "I mean, it's totally cool if you guys are. You'd automatically be my favorite couple ever. And then if you had any single lady friends, we could double date. I'm obviously looking for 8's and above." Jo: "Lucas.." Lucas: "That's the last we'll speak of it, but at least you know how I feel." (Tonya)
2) Jo: "Seriously, you should have come to me first. Lucas - really?" Henry: "Abe went to Lucas. I would have come to you. Aren't many people I trust in this world. You're in good company." Jo: "Well, good. I was afraid I made things a little uncomfortable the other night when I showed up." Henry: "It would take a lot more than that to make me uncomfortable." (Tonya)
3) Lucas: "Whoa, you have your own lair." Henry: "As you can see, we have much of the same equipment we have in the lab." Lucas: "You're a beautiful man. Just when I thought you've peaked, you just go and take it to a whole new level." (Tonya)
1) Bronn: "I never thought I'd be settling down in a place like this." Lollys: "You won't." Bronn: "Pardon?" Lollys: "We won't get to live at Stokeworth. When mother dies, my sister gets the castle because she's older. She hates me. She calls me mean names and sometimes even still she pulls my hair when mother's not looking." Bronn: "You know what I think? I think you're a good person. And your sister is a mean person." Lollys: "She is." Bronn: "I've been all over the world and if there's one thing I've learned, is that meanness comes around. People like your sister, they always get what's coming for them, eventually. One way or another." (Sandi)
2) Grey Worm "Unsullied fear nothing." Daario: "Right. That's your problem. You understood fear once, long ago, but you forgot what it means. Someone who's forgotten fear has forgotten how to hide. Fear is useful that way." (Sandi)
3) Shireen: "Come on, you know this one. It looks like an animal." Gilly: "Snake. S-S-Sn "S". It's an "S"." Shireen: "Right, very good." Sam: "Hmm, did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?"
Gilly: "I know "S"." (Sandi)
1) Nurse: "Are you ready?" Meredith: "No.. But go ahead." (Mark)
2) Derek: "It's a beautiful day to save lives. (Mark, Daniel & Robert)
3) Derek: "It's too late. You're too late." (Daniel)
4) Meredith: "Derek, it's okay. You go. We'll be fine." (Daniel & Robert)
5)Winnie: "Oh my god, I'm going to die." Derek: "Stop saying that. It's insulting. I don't let people die. I'm very good at my job, even next to the
roadside."
6) Derek: "No one's gonna die, Winnie." Winnie: "You aren't god, so, you don't know."
1) Don: "We know where we've been, we know where we are. Let's assume that it's good. But it's got to get better. It's supposed to get better." (Tonya)
2) Don: "So you want fame?" Peggy: "Yes." Don: "What else?" Peggy: "I don't know." Don: "Yes you do." Peggy: "Create something of lasting value." Don: (laughing) "In advertising?" Peggy: "This is supposed to be about my job, not the meaning of life." Don: "So you think those things are unrelated?" Peggy: "I didn't know you'd be in a mood." Don: "You want me to do this or not?" Peggy: "Why don't you just write down all of your dreams so I can shit on them?" (Tonya)
3) Sally: "You can't control yourself, can you?" Don: "What are you talking about?" Sally: "Sarah's 17, you know." Don: "I'm well aware of that, Sally." Sally: "But it doesn't stop you. And it doesn't stop mom. Anyone pays attention to either of you - and they always do - and you just ooze everywhere." Don: "Your friend's a fast girl, Sally. I didn't want to embarrass her."
Sally: "You know what I'm gonna write down for my dream? I want to get on a bus and get away from you and mom and hopefully be a different person than you two." Don: "Hey, I'm your father and you may not want to listen to this but you are like your mother and me. You're gonna find that out. You're a very beautiful girl. It's up to you to be more than that." (Tonya)
1) Cruella: "Blasted birds. I'll show you angry" (Romain Ossust)
2) Cruella: "Oh, you should have seen the look on her face when her beloved dogs turned on her. It's a memory I will truly cherish" The Author: "No, No." Cruella: "You need not fear the dogs anymore, they're with mother now" (Robert)
3) Emma: "With Henry's life on the line, I need to be around people I trust and right now that's not you."
4) Regina: "You know not long ago your mother gave me some advice, she said I needed to believe I could still earn forgiveness. That I get a chance at grace. I didn't relise it then, but she was talking about herself" (Robert)
1) Alison: "And... what would we do with the corpse in the garage? What would we do? Are we gonna leave it for the next family or do we it take with us?" (Mark Ondo)
2) Alison: "Oh, we have the stones." Donnie: "Yeah, don't doubt our stones. We have ample stones." (Mark Ondo)
1) George "It's galling for the family, but your sister will realise her mistake and soon come crying home" Francis: "No, let Ross take her in since he's encouraged her treachery. Well damn it, I expect more loyalty from only cousin. What did I ever do that he should go behind my back like this?" George: "Well. I suppose, you married the girl he loved. Didn't you?"
2) Mark: "Where've you been?" Keren: "Oh, Mark! You're back early, why did yo...you're hurt. What happened? Let me see"
Mark: "Where've you been?" Keren: "I couldn't sleep. I had a pain, I thought mebbe a walk would ease it" Mark: "You've been with Enys" Keren "Have not!" Mark "You've been lying with Enys" Keren "I went to see him, he's a doctor isn't he, I..I needed something for the pain" Mark "How long?" Keren: "What?" Mark: "How long where you there?" Keren: "About an hour" Mark: "I waited three" Keren: "It was nothing Mark. It was only a kiss. It was only the once. It was him. He, he pestered me, he wouldn't let me be. It's you that's to blame! You left me alone over much! You never loved me enough!" Mark: "I loved ye more than life! I did, I love ye, Keren" Keren: "You don't know what love is! You don't know!" (Sandi)
1) Mason Tredwell: "And now your dirty little secret: You can’t exist without revenge. The endless cycle of hate is your addiction. And like all tales of compulsion this will end the same way. First, you will crash. And then, you will burn.” (Pablo)
1) Paige Jennings: "They're not... Americans." (Alex Zhora)
2) Gabriel: "You can't blackmail the organization this way. You're acting like a child." Philip: "You can say what I want to say. I'm just getting done what I need to get done." Gabriel: "You can't see 10 feet in front of you. I've done nothing but try to take care of you - and because you're not getting what you want, you think I'm the enemy. And when Elizabeth doesn't see everything exactly the way you see it, you think there's something wrong with her. You know who there's something wrong with? Grow up!" (Tonya)
3) Sandra: "I get it. I mean, the sex part's not really about the sex, as they've been saying. But it's about everything - learning how to be open, really knowing yourself, someone really knowing you." Philip: "Yeah, yeah." Sandra: "I'm not sure anyone in my life has ever really known me. What about you? Has anyone ever really known you?" Philip: "Elizabeth." Sandra: "Does she know you're here?" Philip: "No." (Tonya)
1) Liz: "Tell me what you know about Reddington" (Jimmy Ryan)
1) Harrison Wells: "You're good, Barry Allen, you're very good." (Ben)
2) Cisco: "Please tell me that's not what I think it is." Quentin: "Okay, that is definitely a hand." Cisco: "Okay, see, I thought it was a foot, but a hand is just as bad." (Sandi)
1) Sue: "Ma'am, the U.S. Poultry Association is concerned that there are no current photos of you eating eggs." Selina: "That's terrific." (Mark)
2) Catherine: "Can you pull me out the second it becomes acceptable to leave?" (Mark Ondo)
3) Gary: "I'm your calendar, I'm your Google, I'm your Wilson the Volleyball." (Mark Ondo)
4) Amy: "Whoa, you look whiter than a Georgia country club." (Mark Ondo)
Honorable Mentions
Grey's Anatomy “How to save a life”
1) Derek: "The first time I kissed my wife, she wasn't my wife then, she was just this girl in a bar. But when we kissed, it was like, it was like I'd never kissed any other woman before. It was like my first kiss. The right kiss."
2) Derek: "I'm going to die because these people aren't properly trained"
3) Doctor: "We're going to sedate you now, you're going to be fine" Derek: "No, I'm not. You need to wait." Doctor: "It's ok, we've got you. It is all going to be ok." Derek: "This isn't right, you should have taken me to get a head CT."
iZombie “Virtual Reality Bites?”
1) Ravi: "His skin reminds me of a grape that was left out in the sun too long and split open." (Mark Ondo)
Outlander “Lallybroch”
1) Claire: "I did not marry the Laird of Lallybroch, I married Jamie"
2) Jamie: "There's a devil in that man that no one can influence"
3) Jamie "I wake up and find that I love you even more than the day before"
4) Claire: "I feel like I actually belong here"
5) Jamie: "Will you turn around while I try to get out before my cock snaps off"
Scandal “First Lady Sings the Blues”
1) Abby "I threw up a little bit in my mouth for saying that" (Romain Ossust)
As always, thank you for reading! Let me know in the comments what some of your favorite quotes this past week have been!
