A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
1) Jennifer: "This year, the dodo. Next year, the unicorn!!"(Nirat Anop)
2) Cassie: "So you're not cloning a dodo." (Nirat Anop)
Jennifer: "Of course I am. I'm not a liar. I hate you."
3) Olivia: "All of this is preordained, scripted by time, unmovable, cause there is nothing more powerful than fate."(Nirat Anop)
1) Coulson: "We don't know what he is. He took Skye's father and Raina." Hunter: "Seriously? I was only gone a week."
2) Hunter: "Where are the reinforcements?" Coulson: "I don't know. Stuck in traffic?" Hunter: "Are they travelling by clown car? How many are there?" Coulson: "Actually, there's one." Hunter: "One? That's not reinforcements, that's a gravedigger."(Bradley Adams)
3) Coulson: "I can get us off the ground." Hunter: "You do know there's more to it than that - like, getting us back on the ground, for example?"(Bradley Adams)
1) Chick Hogan: "Caleb!! Look. At. Me. Life is shit. There is only one thing that makes it better. Boar jerky." Caleb: [chuckles] "What the hell is wrong with you, man? Chick Hogan: Everything." (Darth Locke)
2) Norman: "Dylan, none of this is your fault. I'll go with you to talk with her if you want me to. I'll try and help if I can." Dylan: "I can't ask you to do that. I mean, if I get thrown out of the house, that's on me, but I can't drag you into it." Norman: "I feel like this is partly my fault. There's something wrong with me. I wanted to destroy you because you were getting close to her and I hate that person. I'm a man now, not her little boy and I want to be a good man. I trust your judgment if you think this is the right thing to do." (Darth Locke)
3) Norma: “What’s wrong with these criminals that they can’t just hang onto their own shit?” (Sharon Seymour)
1) Jimmy: "B-5, as in, "boy this 'B' thing is really starting to tick me off."" (Bradley Adams)
2) Jimmy: "Help me out here. Did I dream it, or did I have $1,600,00 on my desk in cash? When I close my eyes, I can still see it. It's burned into my retinas like I was staring into the sun." (Bradley Adams)
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1) Rossi: "You guys eat like this wherever you go?"
Lily: "Pretty much." Rossi: "If you ever need another consultation, you know where to find me."
2) Garcia:"Hey!" Morgan: "Hey, baby girl." Garcia: "Hey, handsome. I was just about to call you."
Morgan: "Ladies first." Garcia: "And a gent, don't forget." Morgan: "Oh that's right, my bad."
3) Jack: "Our jet, or yours?" Rossi: "We'll flip for it."
4) Rossi:"The higher the risk, the lower his heart rate. True sociopath." (Laura Markus)
1) Matt: “I know your afraid, you can’t give into the fear, if you do men like this win.” (Nirat Anop)
2) Matt: “I’ve been preoccupied of lately with questions of morality. Of right and wrong, good and evil. Sometimes the delineation between the two is a sharp line, sometimes its a blur and often its like pornography, you just know when you see it. A man is a dead, I don’t mean to make light of that but these questions, these questions are vital ones because they tether us to each other, to humanity. Not everyone feels this way, not everyone sees the sharp line, only the blur. A man is dead and my client, John Healey took his life, this is not in dispute. It is a matter of record, a fact and facts have no moral judgement, they simply state what is, not what we think of them, not what we feel, they just are. What was in my clients heart when he took Mr. Prohaska’s life, whether he is a good man or something else entirely is irrelevant. These questions of good and evil as important as they are have no place in a court of law, only the facts. (Nirat Anop)
3) Wesley: "Maybe if he had an iron suit or magic hammer, that'd explain why you keep getting your asses handed to you."
1) Sherlock to Mr Chest Wound: "The internecine struggles of a group of emotionally stunted sel-styled activists interests me not one iota" (Jimmy Ryan)
2) Sherlock to Joan: "One must, from time to time, outwork criminals as well as outhink them" (Jimmy Ryan)
1) Jackson: "You already irrigated the urethra in the vessels?" Edwards: "Yeah, in the trauma room." Jackson: "Nice work. That makes a big difference with dismemberments like this." Edwards: "Sure, no problem, it wasn't hard. I mean, it's not a big thing. I mean, it was easy. I was just in and out. Okay, I'm gonna go now." (Tonya)
2) Catherine Avery: "When one suffers an injury to his manhood, recovery is always challenging - sometimes hopeless. You all hold onto so much of your fragile little self-esteem down there. It's possible you may never bounce back." (Tonya)
3) Callie: "I believe we get more than just one thing to love. And one day something will click - and you'll know you've found it. I have to believe that." (Tonya)
1) Peter: "I've learned that family is not what you're born with, it's what you chose. Family stands by you no matter what; unconditionally. That is why I know Alan, that you are not my family." (Darth Locke)
2) Navy Doctor: Dr. Sommer, you have something for us? Kyle: "Seventeen vials of mycosis cure." Navy Doctor: "We're not going to have time to run this through the normal drug testing protocol." Kyle: "You don't have to. This is the real deal."
Navy Doctor: "Can you stake your life on it?" Kyle: "I already have." Navy Doctor: "Well if what he's saying is the truth, we are going to save thousands of lives with this cure." Soren: "It's called Olivia." Navy Doctor: "Okay, we'll take good care of Olivia." (Darth Locke)
3) Caleb/Soren: "Do you know the way to San Jose?" Julia: ..."We were running late going up north to where Alan's family was, we blew a tire on the 101. The car swerved across four lanes of traffic, we got it towed to a repair shop in San Jose. City hall was just down the street and in the time it took to patch a tire, we got married and I'll never forget what he said; your love is going to kill me." (Darth Locke/Robert)
1) Peggy: "Should we have lunch?" Joan: "I want to burn this place down. Peggy: I know. They were awful. But at least we got a yes. Would you have rather had a friendly no?" Joan: "I don't expect you to understand." Peggy: "Joan. You've never experienced that before?" Joan: "Have you, Peggy?" Peggy: "I don't know. You can't have it both ways. You can't dress the way you do and expect..."
Joan: "How do I dress?" Peggy: "Look, they didn't take me seriously, either." Joan: "I don't dress like you because I don't look like you and that's very true." Peggy: "You know what? You're filthy rich. You don't have to do anything you don't want to!" (Darth Locke)
1) Juliette: "I cannot believe she would choose to shoot someone on the day of my shower!" (Tonya)
2) Juliette (to Rayna): "I am relieved. I am relieved, since now I know exactly where I stand: somewhere between your precious little label and your stupid, perfect hair!" (Tonya)
1) Tony: "Oh dad. We gotta talk."
Senior: "Me first. I don't know what I was thinking. Of course I know what I was thinking. I was thinking about myself, because I'm selfish." Tony: "Dad..." Senior: "Junior, listen. It's taken too long for me to realize that you have to live your own life. I want to be near you. And I'm going to be. But not in your building. You need your space." Tony: "I'd like to disagree with you. But I'm not going to, because you're right. Thanks." (Daniel)
2) Zoe: "You've got to get your lies straight, DiNozzo." Tony: "DiNozzo. You've never gone surname on me before." Zoe: "You've never gone liar on me. (Daniel)
3) DiNozzo: “Look at him down there, McGee in the role of Black Market Gun Buyer. It’s the worst casting since Kevin Costner in Robin Hood.” (Sharon Seymour)
1)Claire: "Come back to me James Fraser Jamie: As soon as I can."(Robert Fruin)
2) Claire: "Don't tell me you believe in fairies and changelings and all that. Jamie: It's not about what I believe. These people, they've have never been more than a day's walk from place where they were born. They know no more of the world than what Father Bain tells them to cook on a Sunday. The parents of that child, they might come for him in a bit and think it's the changeling that died and think of their own child, healthy and well living forever with the fairies."
Claire: "Take me home." (Robert Fruin)
1) Finch to Reese: "When the time comes for me to pick up a firearm, all will truly be lost" (Jimmy Ryan)
2) Reese to Finch: "Shotgun" (Jimmy Ryan)
3) Reese: "Just think of it as a machine. You like machines, right Finch?" (Bradley Adams)
4) Khan: "Okay, I know it's bad, but come on. It's not Zoe Morgan bad, right?" (Bradley Adams)
5) Reese: "You're right. I should have let you kill her." (Bradley Adams)
1) Peter: "I know you think I've been a dog, Alicia, and I know you think I've been a bad husband. But I've never been as bad as you've wanted me to be." Alicia: "That's probably true." Peter: "And I loved you. I still love you." Alicia: "I don't know, Peter. Love is a word that is so exhausted. I wish it meant something to me." (Tonya)
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1) Klaus: “There’s always one family member or another in need of a good shackling.” (Sharon Seymour)
Honorable Mentions
12 Monkeys “Arms of Mine?”
1) Cassie: "So you're not cloning a dodo?" Jennifer: "Of course I am. I'm not a liar. I hate you." (Bradley Adams)
2) Dr. Jones (Peter Outerbridge): "We have achieved temporal displacement and found a way to make it incredibly boring."
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. “Afterlife”
1) Coulson:"You always travel with whiskey and shot glasses?" Hunter: "Never know when you're gonna need something to keep you warm on a cold night."(Bradley Adams)
2) Hunter: "At some point, you might have mentioned that backup was a lethal cyborg." Coulson: "Truthfully, I just wanted to see the look on your face when he showed up... priceless." Hunter: "Glad I amuse you."(Bradley Adams)
3) Mike: "Any destination?" Hunter: "Mexico." (Bradley Adams)
4) Cal: “This is silly. You clearly have an unfair advantage. And we clearly don’t see eye-to-eye.” (Sharon Seymour)
Daredevil “Episodes 1-13” (Nirat Anop)
1) Anatoly: "Tell us about the man who did this to you." Semyon: "The devil...the devil..."
2) Wilson Fisk: "A woman that can be bought isn't worth having."
3) Leland: “Masked vigilantes crazy russians, I’m getting my stun gun out of storage.”
4) Wilson Fisk: “But money and influence aren’t enough to usher change at such a scale. Sometimes it requires force.”
5) Matt: “That sounds pretty bad but I don’t speak asshole.”
6) Wilson Fisk: “Young man, life is not a fairytale not everyone deserves a happy ending.... Your a child playing at being a hero."
7) Wilson Fisk: “Thats what makes you dangerous, it’s not the mask, it’s not the skills, its your ideology. The lone man thinks he can make a difference… I respect your conviction even if it runs counter with my own.”
8) Vladimir: “The moment you put on the mask you got into cage with animals. Animals don’t stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead.”
9) Father: “Judgement and vengeance are best left to God especially when murder is not in your heart.”
10) Matt: “I know my soul is damned if I take his life but if I stand idol, if I… if I let him consume the city, all the people that will suffer and die. Father: “There is a white gulf between inaction murder Matthew, another man’s evil doesn’t make you good. Men have used the atrocities of their enemies to justify their own throughout history. So the question you have to ask yourself is are you struggling with the fact that you don’t want to kill this man but have to or that you don’t have to kill him but want to?”
11) Madame Gao: “There is conflict within you. Man cannot be both savior and oppressor, light and shadow. One has to be sacrificed for the other. Choose… and choose wisely or others shall choose for you.”
12) Wilson Fisk: “Rebuilding this city, I want to carve something beautiful out of its ugliness, set free it’s potential.” Vanessa: “You sound like an artist.” Wilson Fisk: “I'm just a man with a dream.”
Person of Interest “Search and Destroy”
1) Zoe: "Too bad you can't be here to stimulate the conversation, John." Reese: "I'm not much of a public speaker. But I promise to make an appearance if things get exciting." Zoe: "Things always get exciting when you're here." (Bradley Adams)
The Following “The Hunt”
1) Joe: "I was having a perfectly lovely dream before you barged in here and woke me up." Ryan: "You can sleep when you're dead." (Bradley Adams)
2) Sloan: "You're a genius." Max: "I agree." (Bradley Adams)
3) Joe: "I am your constant and your--your true north, and when everyone else has abandoned you, where will I be?" Ryan: "By my side." (Bradley Adams)
As always, thank you for reading! Let me know in the comments what some of your favorite quotes this past week have been!
