A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
ALLEGIANCE, "Liars and Thieves", 12th March, 2015
Dahne: Victor "You killed me. You put a bullet in my head."
Natalie "Just let me explain."
Victor "Do you have any idea how much I've done for you? For your family? The risks I took. And all the time you were lying to me. In my bed and lying to me."
Scott "Am I bleeding?"
Katya "No Scott, you're sweating. If this ends up with you bleeding, trust me you'll know the difference."
BANSHEE, "We All Pay Eventually", 13th March, 2015
Bradley Adams: Job "I know the words coming out your face are technically English, but I still don't know what the fuck you talkin' about."
Leo "There are maybe two or three other hackers who could've pulled that off, and they live in China."
Job "Then why don't you fuck off over there, and bore them to death?"
sandi: Carrie "You fight better than you fuck."
Proctor "You know, being the sheriff never really suited you."
Hood "No, it didn't."
BATTLE CREEK, "Syruptitious", 8th March, 2015
Laura Markus: Russ "You’re going to pay me for a tip?"
Milt "You were suspended from the BCPD, not the FBI. I’m hiring you as a consultant. We should do this together."
Russ "...For a dollar?"
Milt "If someone reaches out, it doesn't make you lesser to take their hand."
Russ "You wanna hold my hand now, Milt? That it?"
Milt "Metaphorically."
Russ "Bite me. Metaphorically."
Milt "Oh, okay. I see..."
Dahne: Fontanelle "What are you? The sommelier of pot."
Russ "Look at that. Milt gets original art and we get counterfeit water."
BETTER CALL SAUL, "Five-O", 9th March, 2015
Sharon Seymour: Jimmy “So, I'm here because you want me to assault a police officer."
Mike "I am asking you to take a few ounces of lukewarm coffee and spill it on him. I doubt that satisfies the definition of assault. But hey, you're the lawyer."
CRIMINAL MINDS, "Breath Play", 11th March, 2015
Laura Markus: Garcia "I'm all yours; give it to me. Wait, sir, I meant that in the, "how can I help you" way, not the--cause you're super lovely and I'm on speaker, aren't I?"
Garcia "It is way more popular than I thought."
JJ "How popular?"
Garcia "Like, cultural phenomenon. Like, licensed products. Like, red silk scarves and lingerie and...oh, my personal favorite is a baby onesie that says, "9 months ago my mom read Bare Reflections". Which is super creepy and weirdly cute."
ELEMENTARY, "T-Bone and the Iceman", 12th March, 2015
Dahne: Sherlock "Respectfully, whether you're scoring on novelty or complexity, this crime scene doesn't really rate, does it?"
Sherlock "We're not here about R-22 or the improper storage of dead nutters."
EMPIRE, "Sins of the Father", 11th March, 2015
Nirat Anop: Malcolm “I still wanna handcuff you.”
Cookie “Oooh. Talk dirty to me, daddy.”
Lucious “Baby, guess who decided out of nowhere that they wanna be a daddy?”
Cookie “Uhh Carol, girl.. uh, you know I told you. You gotta have that oil bubbling hot when you put your chicken in.”
Cookie “You know when I first got out of prison, I had a stupid fantasy about us getting back together.. So stupid.”
Lucious “So I’ve made mistakes.. I’ll spend the rest of my life fixing them.”
Cookie “Lucious, you don’t care about nothing but yourself. Everything you touch, you destroy. Look at what you did to my sons.”
Lucious “I can do better Cookie. And in the end you gon understand the choices I’ve made..”
Cookie “You just don’t wanna die alone.”
GREY'S ANATOMY, "I Feel the Earth Move", 12th March, 2015
Tonya Papanikolas: Meredith "Right now we're just going to have to accept that this is the way our lives work. But that doesn't mean we're not happy."
Alex "Alright, fine. You have a happy marriage - with no husband in it."
Meredith "I'm doing great. My kids are happy. My career is soaring. Derek going to D.C. did exactly what it was supposed to do, which is remind me of who I am outside of my marriage. Which, by the way, I'm kind of amazing."
Alex "Okay."
Meredith "But that doesn't mean that I don't want to share it with him. I want to tell him that I'm... we're on a streak."
HELIX, "Ectogenesis", 13th March, 2015
Robert Fruin: Kyle "We Better Find That Damn Tree or I'm a Dead Man"
JUSTIFIED, "Dark As a Dungeon", 10th March, 2015
Sharon Seymour: Boyd “I gave up guessing why people do what they do a long time ago.”
ONCE UPON A TIME, "Unforgiven", 8th March, 2015
Nirat Anop: Regina “If you bring up my former sins around my son again, you’ll find yourselves across that town line fast than you can say costume jewellery.”
Cruella “These are blood diamonds I’ll have you know!”
Regina “Look, if someone talked to Henry they way I spoke to your boy… I would have done a lot worse than yell at them. But I know I’ll never find (my happy ending) if I revert to my old ways. I’m sorry.”
PERSON OF INTEREST, "Karma", 10th March, 2015
Robert Fruin: Harold Finch "Shane, listen to me. I watched someone close to me die before my eyes, like you, I thought I needed to make sure that everyone responsible for that murder paid, with their life. I almost did it. I had my target, I had my finger on the trigger, but I realized that, as certain as I was these people deserved retribution, that life was infinity more complicated than that. You may never know what happened on that day, but if you do this, if you condemn his life, there will be no doubt what you did to him. Even when your world stops, the world around you keeps moving forward, and you will too. But if you die here, that bright beautiful lively woman that fell in love with you here will forever die with you. I know you don't want that"
Finch "Remind me never to illegally purchase a firearm"
Jimmy Ryan: Finch "When it comes to breaking, entering, and hacking, I can only do two at a time." also picked by Bradley Adams
REIGN, "Tasting Revenge", 12th March, 2015
Tonya Papanikolas: Lola "Plenty of queens and kings keep separate chambers. You did."
Catherine "Just when I was starting to like you." also picked by sandi
REVENGE, "Bait", 8th March, 2015
Sharon Seymour: Victoria "Who the hell are Ralph and Alice?"
Lawyer "Edward Grayson's corgis."
Victoria "I'm sorry. What is that word?"
Lawyer "You're getting his dogs. It says here they're being flown in from Scottsdale next week — first class."
Victoria "That's it? There has to be some mistake."
Lawyer "Oh wait. That's right! You're also getting their Burberry dog beds."
THE 100, "Blood Must Have Blood Pt. 2", 11th March, 2015
Nirat Anop: Bellamy "If you need forgiveness, I'll give that to you. You're forgiven.”
Clarke "I tried. I tried to be the good guy.”
Abby "Maybe there are no good guys.”
Robert Fruin: Bellamy "I think we deserve a drink"
Clarke "Have one for me"
Bellamy "We can get through this"
Clarke "I'm not going in"
Bellamy "Clarke, If you need forgiveness, I'll give that to you. You're forgiven. Please come inside"
Clarke "Take care of them for me"
Bellamy "Clarke"
Clarke "No, seeing their faces is just going to remind me of what I did to get them here"
Bellamy "What we did. You don't have to do this alone"
Clarke "I bear it so they don't have to"
Bellamy "Where you gonna go"
Clarke "I don't know - May we meet again"
Bellamy "May we meet again also picked by Jimmy Ryan
A phenomenal season finale with an amazing moment of connection between Bellamy and Clarke. Bring on season 3!
Dante "Deliverance comes at a cost. I bear it so they don't have to"
THE WALKING DEAD, "Forget", 8th March, 2015
Tonya Papanikolas: Carol "You know what's great about this place? I get to be invisible again."
