New year, new teases! Let's do this.
- Amy has different personalities based on the number of drinks she's had.
- Boyle gets involved, oddly, in some sexting.
- Holt wants so badly to "josh around."
- Jake organizes party shifts at the beach house, as if it were an police operation.
- Vacation Terry has got some magic Mary Poppins-Style fanny pack.
- Turns out silent, no-bubbles jacuzzis are just like awkward baths with too many people.
- Boyle has a beautiful beach house! And a fairly horrible-sounding ex-wife.
- Forced recorder-music listening. 'nuf said.
- "Four Drink Amy" should be the name of Santiago's sex tape.
- There's an investment scheme involing a sunken casino and two Nine-Nine nitwits.
- Gina makes a new friend -- kinda.
- Jake makes a new game that will definitely be a hit at all the Nine-Nine parties.
- Another solid cold open -- this one features sleuthing and hot soup.
Enjoy the teasers until you can revel in the weirdness that is the B99 Beach Retreat this Sunday. See you then Nine-Niners!