A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
AMERICAN HORROR STORY, "Monsters Among Us", 8th October, 2014
Maximilian Conte: Bette Tattler "I wanna see the movie. I wanna see it NOW, in glorious technicolor!"
Sharon Seymour: Elsa "Oh, darling, it's on the house. Stars never pay.”
ARROW, "The Calm", 8th October, 2014
Lilith Hellfire: Felicity "Happy hacking." also picked by Bradley Adams
Bradley Adams: Ray Palmer "That was a good speech. Hard to top."
The second that he said this, you just knew that he was going to. And he did so in style.
CASTLE, "Montreal", 6th October, 2014
Sharon Seymour: Castle "It's Canada. How risky could it be?”
CHICAGO FIRE, "Just Drive The Truck", 7th October, 2014
Ben Norton: Casey "I'm not interested in a pissing contest. If Welch wants the fire, he can have it."
Severide "I can't do another funeral for a line of duty death, man. I just can't."
This quote still showed to us, that Severide is still mourning Shay, which is still sad and touching at the same time.
DOCTOR WHO, "Mummy on the Orient Express", 11th October, 2014
Nirat Anop: Clara "Hatred is too strong an emotion to waste on someone that you don't like... Look what I'm trying to say, I don't hate you, I could never hate you but I can't do this anymore, not the way you do it."
The Doctor "I'm the Doctor and I will be your victim this evening. Are you my mummy?" also picked by sandi
Clara "So you were pretending to be heartless"
The Doctor "Would you like to think that about me? Would that make it easier?" also picked by sandi
The Doctor "Sometimes the only choices you have are the bad ones, but you still have to choose."
Clara "Now shut up and show me some planets! What are you waiting for? Let's go!"
FOREVER, "The Art of Murder", 7th October, 2014
Bradley Adams: Jo "Now I have a serious question. Yankees or Mets?"
Henry "More of a cricket man."
Given the fact that I'm English, and a huge cricket fan, I loved the inclusion of this line.
Lucas "Would you... would you like to hear my initial report?"
Jo "Yeah. Okay. Let's have it."
Lucas "Well, to begin with... She's dead."
GOTHAM, "Pilot", 22nd September, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: Harvey "Danzer was a bum who got what he deserved. I'm gonna go get a Danish. It's what I deserve."
Jim Gordon "Now that a cop's been targeted, the investigation will get all the support it needs. It's not right. Everyone has to matter or nobody matters. Otherwise people lose faith - and that's when you get vigilantes."
GREY'S ANATOMY, "Got to Be Real", 9th October, 2014
Robert Fruin: Maggie "I thought what if it's him, but you never said anything. Then days went by, and it couldn't possibly be true, because what kind of person would do something like that. Let me sit there and talk like an idiot and never speak up. No one decent, no one honest, a coward."
HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER, "Smile, or Go to Jail", 9th October, 2014
Robert Fruin: Wes Gibbins "Rebecca's got nothing, she's alone, a pawn. Isn't that why you do this, defend people so they get a fair trial, but that's not going to happen for her, because she's poor. I don't think that's fair or right and ... If you want to fire me then fine, but she needs you."
INTRUDERS, "There Is No End", 11th October, 2014
Robert Fruin: Madison "You have lived a few hundred years, but you haven't learned nothing. Taking life's is so easy, but it gets you know where there is nothing stronger than a kid wanting there parents."
Madison "What goes around , stays right here."
NCIS: LOS ANGELES, "Inelegant Heart", 6th October, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: Deeks "Wow. That's a pretty nice move. Did you learn that in pole dancing?"
Sam "A dog would be good for you."
Callen "You know, come to think of it - I feed you, I take you for walks, you are VERY protective of me...."
Sam "Don't say it."
Callen "You my dog!"
ONCE UPON A TIME, "White Out", 5th October, 2014
Melissa Cavallo: Emma "Aren't you cold?"
Elsa "The cold has never bothered me."
I like it soo much because it's a huge hint to Frozen and I love it!! Hehehe
Nirat Anop: Emma "I mean, this is kind of... Cool. Pun intended."
Henry "I know you're in there, you can give up on yourself but I'm not going to give up on you and I'm not going to go away just because you told me too. I belong here and I'm going to come back everyday because this is my house too and I miss my room."
Leroy "Power outage must be your worst nightmare, lose a lot of merchandise."
The Snow Queen "No, I didn't lose anything, just lucky I guess."
PARENTHOOD, "The Waiting Room", 9th October, 2014
Ben Norton: Zeek "This is my last night with my wife, so if you don't mind, I'm gonna keep my ring."
This quote, really put it in perspective what Zeek was going through, which in reality is some pretty serious stuff.
Amber "And you, with what you're going through, I know it's scary, but you're going to get through it with such strength because of how strong you are and we all get our strength from you, so you're going to be totally fine. It's going to be OK."
PERSON OF INTEREST, "Wingman", 7th October, 2014
Bradley Adams: Finch “Are you feeling a little exposed having an anti-tank missile in our possession in the middle of Manhattan, or is it just me?”
Finch "It’s because I have only two modes, Jerry… calm and furious. It’s a rare person that sees the latter and lives to talk about it.”
Woah. Since when did Ben Linus come onto Person of Interest? Michael Emerson delivered this line brilliantly.
RED BAND SOCIETY, "There's No Place Like Homecoming", 8th October, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: Dash "Whoa! When was the last time you flexed your jaw muscle?!"
Kara "Just because I let you come with me doesn't mean we've joined The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties."
REIGN, "Drawn and Quartered", 9th October, 2014
sandi: Nostradamus "You think you're untouchable, that your sins will stay buried, but they don't. Surely you realised that when you met your daughter"
Catherine "Clarissa? She's dead and buried now. Mary killed her....You thought Clarissa's death fulfilled the prophecy, and that is why I supported Francis marrying...Is Clarissa alive? Tell me Nostradamus, have you seen her? Have you had another vision? Will Francis live beyond the death you once foresaw?"
Nostradamus "Ask your statue!"
Maid "I remember holding you in my arms when you were this little"
Francis "I beg your pardon?"
Maid "When I gave you life I thought it was the greatest thing I'd ever done. All the treaties I'd made, all the wars and the whores were nothing compared to that"
Francis "Who are you talking to?"
Maid "Don't you recognise your own father...usurper!"
SOUTH PARK, "The Cissy", 8th October, 2014
Sharon Seymour: Eric Cartman "We're all alone now, toilet. No one can hear you scream."
THE BIG BANG THEORY, "The Hook Up Reverberation ", 6th October, 2014
Ben Norton: Leonard "Hold on. So, your idea is to get a van and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up?"
This quote was an absolutely hilarious quote, loved it!
Sheldon "I'll give you a plan right now. Step one: open comic book store. Step two: start rumor this comic book store gives you genital warts. Step three: buy a big bag to put the money in."
THE GOOD WIFE, "Dear God", 5th October, 2014
Wilson Crawford: Alicia "Oh my god!"
Gloria Steinem "Oh, no, but thank you. I'm Gloria Steinem."
