A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
MASTERS OF SEX, "Fight", 27th July, 2014
Michael Pantoustier: Virginia "I don't want my son to be a boxer, when he's hurt, I don't want him to act like he's not."
Bill "This is irreversible. You have a son. I'm begging you. Let him be who he is, a boy!"
RECKLESS, "Bloodstone", 27th July, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: Roy "You know, it's getting hard to keep switching hats with you."
Jamie "Well, maybe one day we'll go hatless, let our hair down, see how it feels."
THE HOT WIVES OF ORLANDO, "Intervention Party", 29th July, 2014
Michael Pantoustier: Crystal "I tried every loving thing I could think of to save my sister. I tried berating her, humiliating her. I got her really drunk and filmed her for America's Funniest Home Videos. Everything!"
Anthony "You bought a car for a five year old?"
Shauna "Hey, what! I'm supposed to keep driving her? I'm sick of if!"
UNFORGETTABLE, "The Haircut", 13th July, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: Carrie "I like the cut of his jib."
Al "You're just saying random words now."
YOU'RE THE WORST, "Keys Open Doors", 31st July, 2014
Michael Pantoustier: Jimmy (to Gretchen) "You're like a fat guy in an American sitcom."
Sam (to Gretchen) "It was 10:00 in the morning. Of course I was high."