A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article!
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Samy Bgs: Brenna talking to her jealous friend, Ford "You're always sitting around bagging on rich people talking about how closed-minded they are. But you're the closed-minded one. Just because Greer doesn't hate everything, that makes her shallow? Well, guess what? I don't either. There are more important things in life than making fun of everything all the time. When you realize that, maybe we could be friends again."
EXTANT, "Nightmares", 13th August, 2014
Sharon Seymour: Ethan "How can I see if my eyes aren't open?"
Katie "Do not recover the ship! I repeat, do not recover the ship!"
MASTERS OF SEX, "Giants", 10th August, 2014
DarkUFO: Lillian "Try not to perpetuate the sick belief that women need to open their legs to get a leg up!"
Tonya Papanikolas: Chief Prosecutor Mario Siletti "That's Erich Blunt's foolproof master plan?"
Hildy "As opposed to your master plan of being an asshole?"
Siletti "I'm a lawyer, sweetheart. I get paid to be an asshole."
David Hertzberg "He wants to hire you."
Warren Daniels "And I want to go on a date with Beyoncé."
PARTNERS, "Another Man's Wingtips", 11TH August, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: Marcus "What kind of stepfather are you?"
Allen "Ambivalent at best."
Marcus "I was patted down and they let Whitey McWhiteface rob the place."
Allen "I'm Dutch Scottish. We are a pasty people."
THE BRIDGE, "Harvest of Souls", 13th August, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: Sebastian Cerisola "In public, power is best wielded with a gloved hand, not a clenched fist."
Tonya Papanikolas: Setrakian "I have seen what happens when people stand by and do nothing. Inaction is the greatest evil."
Sharon Seymour: Young Abraham "My bubbeh told me stories when I was a child. Stories about a monster who fed on the blood of men."
DarkUFO: Setrakian and Ephraim discuss The Master
"He's an ancient creature who feeds on the blood of his victims."
"Like a vampire?"
"I use the term 'strigoi.'"
"Which is 'vampire' in...?"
"Romanian."
"...Oh."
WITCHES OF EAST END, "Boogie Knight", 10th August, 2014
Gavin Hetherington: Wendy "Wait! It feeds BY having sex? Oh man, I wish I could do that!"
Haha I love it because it's just so Wendy, and she speaks what's on all of our minds!
Loved the chasing life and strain ones! Glad they were picked as I loved them as well!
ReplyDeleteI haven't caught Strain yet but really must do, it looks very interesting
ReplyDeleteits a lot of fun if you don't take it too seriously!
ReplyDelete"I've lived in this world for some time Amantha and one thing I've learnt it’s not fair and it it's not just. The world is absurd" Daniel Holden, Rectify
ReplyDeleteMASTERS OF SEX
ReplyDelete* Lillian (to Virginia) : "It's okay because you're taking notes ?"
* Charles : "If I had time to slowly change people's minds about segregation, I would have brought in some young, unassuming white resident, let the patients slowly get used to him, and then I would have hired another one and another one. But there's too much I want to accomplish at this hospital to take my time doing it, which is why I hired you... You and your dedicated exam room, with your essential assistant, your sex study. You were the cold lake, and I jumped in with both feet."
Bill : "And I thank you for that."
Charles : "I knew exactly what I was getting, a man who showed a roomful of doctors what the inside of a woman climaxing looked like and had his hat handed to him because of it. You didn't just ease people out of ignorance. You exposed them to the truth. You said 'This is going to be uncomfortable, but it's important, and it's going to open your eyes forever. You and I, we don't look the same, but we are the same. We are not men who wait. You need to make a case for yourself."
* Robert (to Coral) : "Pay attention now, Coral, 'cause this here is a good lesson of white people's inability to take responsibility for they actions and do the right thing."
THE HOTWIVES OF ORLANDO
* Phe Phe : "We have the lowest doggie divorce rate in all of Orlando."
* Phe Phe : "I gots to be Phe Phe, registered trademark."
* Anthony : "Well, I wrote my own vows."
Guests : "Aw !"
Anthony : "Shauna. I love you."
Shauna : "Aw... you did that all by yourself. Aw, that was beautiful. You're amazing."
MARRIED
* Russ : "I like our house."
Lina : "No you don’t."
Russ : "No I don’t. Not even a little bit."
* Lina : "It’s harder for women."
Russ : "Because of periods?"
Lina : "Yeah, because of periods.
Russ : "That’s what I thought."