A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
The 100:
1. Jaha: "God speed, my friends. God speed." Abby: "Thelonious, where are you?" Jaha: "Right where I'm supposed to be. Hold on tight, Abby. You'll see your daughter soon….and I'll see my son." (Dahne)
2. Bellamy: "Can't run away fast enough, huh? Real brave." Finn: "Dying in a fight you can't win isn't brave, Bellamy. It's stupid." (Dahne)
Beauty and the Beast:
Vincent: "I don't know. I can't believe we're like back where we started. Me hiding in shadows, you hiding me." Cat: "At least it's romantic. Stolen moments, secret love." Vincent: "Still, it's no future and I think we deserve a future." Cat: "We'll have one, I promise. Together." (Virginia Fontana and Tonya Papanikolas)
Devious Maids:
Marisol: "He has to have surgery tomorrow." Zoila: "Is he going to be okay?" Marisol: "There’s chance he could die. And he asked me to marry him." Carmen: "Obiously. You’re engaged." Marisol: "No, he wants to get married before the surgery." Zoila: "Tomorrow? What did you say?" Marisol: "What do you think I said? He’s lying there with a bruised face and tubes sticking out of his arms." Rosie: "I give up. What did you say?" MarisoI: "…I said yes." (Sammy Bgs) ~Haha, Rosie is awesome.
Fargo:
1. Lorne Malvo - "Aces!" (Max Conte)
2. Lorne: "Lester, is this what you want? ... Yes or no?" Lester: "Yes." Lorne [After killing three people]: "That's on you." (Sharon Seymour)
1. Briggs: "These guys are late." Mike: "I expect a certain level of professionalism in my professional assassins." (Dahne)
2. Paige: "Ah, so you're back here to try to make yourself a rock star again. This world has enough dead rock stars, Mike. Briggs is just trying to make sure you're not one of them." (Dahne)
Orange is the New Black:
Nicky - "I'm all about giving. I'm like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa." (Max Conte)
Orphan Black:
1. Helena - "If you touch her a again, I will gut you like a fish." (Jimmy Ryan)
2. Donnie - "Smile. Have a shitty day". (Jimmy Ryan)
Veep:
Jonah - "Oh, mom! You are so annoying! How do you not just punch yourself in the face?" (Max Conte)
My favorite quote from last week BATB, Cat and Mouse, is when Vincent says "...do we keep running away from each other or do we stand and fight, for us."
ReplyDeleteThe 100 and Orphan Black win hands down! Helena was amazing thi week, and so was The 100 finale.
ReplyDeleteI love 'Aces' as well, made me chuckle every time Lorne used it. Donnie's 'Smile have a shitty day' was hilarious also.
ReplyDeleteI really have to watch The 100, though it likely won't air here and I'll have to wait for DVDs
ReplyDeleteDonnie's "Smile! Have a shitty day!" brought a smile to my face - and I might still have around here somewhere the Have A Happy Day badge a well-meaning relative pinned on me in a hospital bed, when I was Kira's age and having... something invasive done to me.
ReplyDeleteRachel telling Kira she might grow to like it here, all that was missing was the striped scarf and multi-coloured umbrella
Rachel: "Pleased to meet you, Felix"
Sarah: "What kind of mother am I?" and Delphine's reply
Helena and Gracie, about to make a run for it: "If you don't want my babies, don't have my babies." "I would never do that."
Helena: "Do I look like I am being funny?"
Henrik's retelling of Frankenstein
- Orphan Black
Beauty and the Beast, Vincent has had the best quotes: Vincent says,"Catherine, don't you get it, you are my gem, I want to take you everywhere with me." Beast is the new Black and Cat and Mouse, Vincent makes me swoon with that voice and the best most romantic lines ever!!
ReplyDeleteI highly suggest it. There is some tiresome shipping but other than that, it has been rock solid and not afraid to go to hard places as their situation warrants. The characters are all complex and interesting, while the mix of Ark and earth time has been for the most part a winning combination.
ReplyDeleteBATB :)
ReplyDeleteFavorite quotes from The100 finale:
ReplyDeleteClarke to Raven: "It IS rocket science, actually."
Miller to Bellamy about Octavia: "She thinks she's a damn samurai."
The rocket science quote is in my honorable mentions.
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