A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
24: LIVE ANOTHER DAY, "Day 9: 3:00pm – 4:00pm", 26th May, 2014
Alex Zhora: Kate Morgan “Well, it’s not going to be the first time today.” Also picked by Bradley Adams
FARGO, "Who Shaves the Barber?", 27th May, 2014
DarkUFO: Malvo to his handler in Reno "This one calls an ambulance, this one calls a hearse, you decide which one I use"
Sharon Seymour: Lester "Let's just say there's a lot of blood."
IN THE FLESH, Episode 4, 25th May, 2014
sandi: Kieren "Is that what you did in the war was it, kill people?
Simon "Leave it"
Kieren "No, no I won't. I killed people too. I've a funny story of my own actually. I rose from the dead, and then after that I ripped people apart. OK, it's not that funny, but you can sit there and listen to it anyway, like we did with you.
Philip "Maybe we like to pretend they're bad because we like to pretend we're good."
MAD MEN, "Waterloo", 25th May, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: Pete (commenting about Don) "That is a very sensitive piece of horse flesh. He shouldn't be rattled."
ORPHAN BLACK, "Knowledge of Causes, and Secret Motion of Things", 31st May, 2014
Samy Bgs: Felix to Sarah "I may have spiked his tea."
PENNY DREADFUL, "Resurrection", 25th May, 2014
Sharon Seymour: Vincent "There is a place where the malformed find grace, where the hideous can be beautiful, where strangeness is not shunned but celebrated. This place... is the theatre."