Quote of the Week - 18th May 2014

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.

AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. "Beginning of the End", 13th May, 2014

Justyna Kubica: John Garrett "You remember that speech you used to give us, Nick, about how one man can accomplish anything once he realizes he can be something bigger? Well, now I am."
Nick Fury "A part - a part of something bigger."
John Garrett "Is that how it went?"
Phil Coulson "Not a great listener."
Nick Fury "If you tell me this whole Hydra path thing you took is because you misheard my damn 'one man' speech..."
John Garrett "I am the key to the future of the universe. I'm the origin of all things..."
Nick Fury (to Coulson) "You got it, right?"
Phil Coulson "Totally. Loud and clear."


ARROW, "Unthinkable", 14th May, 2014

Daniel van der Veer: Nyssa "I am Nyssa, daughter of Ra's Al-Ghul. Heir to the Demon"
Felicity "Felicity Smoak. MIT class of '09." also chosen by Babar Suhail

Oliver "You helped me become a hero, Slade. Thank you."

CASTLE, "For Better or Worse", 12th May, 2014

Tonya Papanikolas: Beckett "I've got to call Lanie. I'm not going to make my spa bachelorette party this afternoon."
Castle "You were going to have naked ladies at your party, too?"

Rogan "After his little scream you might want to check his man parts."
Castle "My man parts are just fine, thank you very much."
Beckett "Could everyone please stop saying man parts?"


DEVIOUS MAIDS, "Crimes of the Heart", 11th May, 2014

Macie Potts: Zoila "How could you set me up with a gigolo?"
Genevieve "I only paid for companionship! Frankly, his price for sex is a little unreasonable."

GAME OF THRONES, "The Laws of Gods and Men", 11th May, 2014

sandi: Varys "When I see what desire does to people, what it's done to this country, I am very glad to have no part in it. Besides, the absence of desire leaves one free to pursue other things.

Samy Bgs: Tyrion "I did not kill Joffrey but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores. I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it. I will not give my life for Joffrey's murder. And I know I'll get no justice here, so I'll let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat!" also chosen by Justyna Kubica & sandi


GREY'S ANATOMY, "Fear (Of the Unknown)" 15th May, 2014

Joshua Bower: Cristina "Don't be a hero. You're my person. I need you alive. You make me brave."

Babar Suhail: Cristina "Don't let Owen get all dark and twisty. Take care of him. And Alex. Take care of Alex. He needs to be mocked at least once a day, or he'll be insufferable. Don't get on any little, tiny planes that can crash or stick your hand in a body cavity that has a bomb in it. Or offer your life to a gunman! Don't do that. Don't be a hero. You're my person. I need you alive. You make me brave. Okay. Now we dance it out."

Cristina "You are a gifted surgeon with an extraordinary mind. Don't let what he wants eclipse what you need. He's very dreamy. But he is not the sun. You are."

HANNIBAL, "Tome-wan", 16th May, 2014

Macie Potts: Will "Mason Verger is a pig, and he deserves to be somebody's bacon." also chosen by Geo N

Mason "I'm full of myself" (Laughs hysterically) also chosen by Geo N - That line is so funny and is perfect if it can make you laugh with everything else that was going on around it.


IN THE FLESH, Episode 2, 11th May, 2014

sandi: Maxine "You can open your mouth and go free, or you can stay silent and I can call Norfolk and have the men in white coats come and pick you up"

NCIS: LOS ANGELES, "Deep Trouble, Pt 1", 13th May, 2014

Tonya Papanikolas: Kensi “You can’t tell me you don’t think she’s attractive.”
Deeks “You know what? I honestly never even noticed.”
(Kensi hits him.)
Deeks “God. Alright. Okay I’ve not noticed that she’s not not attractive.”
Kensi “She’s beautiful.”
Deeks “You’re beautiful.”
(Kensi punches him again.)
Deeks “I don’t know why you punched me then. What is that for?”
Kensi “For good luck?”
Deeks “That’s not good luck.”
Kensi “Why don’t you just get in the car and drive?”
Deeks “Rabbit feet, four leaf clovers, those are good luck. Your abusive nature, there is nothing good lucky about that.”


ONCE UPON A TIME, "Snow Drifts/There's No Place Like Home", 11th May, 2014

Samy: Hook "One of this days, I'm gonna stop chasing this woman."

PERSON OF INTEREST, "Deus Ex Machina", 13th May, 2014

Tonya Papanikolas: Finch "Why would you ever choose a career where this was an occupational hazard?"
Reese "Well, I tried to quit but some jackass told me I needed a purpose."



THE BLACKLIST, "Berlin: Conclusion", 12th May, 2014

Geo N: Red "It's all just pieces of a much larger puzzle, and until all the pieces are laying in front of you, it won't go together"

VEEP, "Detroit", 11th May, 2014

Macie Potts: Selina "In your country, people fuck snow and I hope you understand that I say that with the utmost respect."

About the Author - Sandi

Sandi is part of the Senior Staff at SpoilerTV having been a contributor from back in the Lost days of DarkUFO, and who now writes previews for Doctor Who, The Musketeers, Banshee, and Atlantis. She also enjoys watching and commenting on other shows like Sons of Anarchy, Hannibal, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Suburgatory and Elementary.