Quote of the Week - Week of April 20

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. Leave your comments on the best TV quotes last week in the comments below.

Agents of SHIELD -

1. FitzSimmons' answers to what was in the hypothetical box on an imaginary desert island during the lie detector test: Fitz: "Simmons." Simmons: "The TARDIS." (Virginia Fontana)

2. Koenig: "The NSA's already got SHIELD on its watch list. Why poke the bear, the big, scary water boarding bear?" (Dahne)

3. Coulson: "Who did you say created this technology again?" Fitz: "Bruce Banner." Coulson: "Then I'm sure it will go off without a hitch." (Dahne)

The Americans -

Fred: "Let me assure you, Mr. Beeman. I would never betray my country." Stan: "No one ever imagines they will." (Andy Page)

Arrow -

1. Slade: "You possess true courage. I'm truly sorry you did not pass that on to your son." (Macie Potts and Bradley Adams) 

2. Felicity: "Let's see, the bottle says the proper dose is..." Oliver: "Is all of it." Felicity: "I don't think that's a good--ooh." (Bradley Adams)

Bates Motel -

1. Norman Bates: "It was all just a game. The game was that we were devoted to each other, and no one could ever come between us, that we loved each other more than anyone could ever love another person." Norma Bates: "But we do love each other." Norman Bates: "Do we? Do we really, mother?" (Macie Potts)

2. Norma: "I'm just not really sure they go." Norman: "Oh, sure they go! That's the great thing about taxidermy -- it goes with everything!" (Sharon Seymour)



The Blacklist -

1. Reddington: "I can't even think about derivatives without thinking of that tutor in Manor Hall... Cindy something-or-other. Never wore a brassiere; Always a bounce in her step." (Bradley Adams)

2. Reddington: "[Chuckling] Oh, my God. What? Pagosa Springs public library? I had a water pump go out in Pagosa Springs. Bitch of a mountain... Wolf Creek Pass. Thought I was gonna end up living out there with the hill people until this Teddy bear of a man fixed me up at the local garage. I'll never forget him. Tracy Woods. You don't know Tracy, do you? Leather vest, mustache... Tracy Woods?" (Bradley Adams)

3. Liz to Tom: "Here's an example of honesty, Tom. You've been making me pancakes for two years. I hate pancakes." (Sharon Seymour)

Castle -

Richard Castle: "We get to solve the greatest mystery of the Disco era... besides the popularity of disco itself." (Tonya Papanikolas)

Fargo -

Lorne Malvo: “Highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster. This is just odd.” (Andy Page)

Hannibal -

Will Graham: "I'd say this makes us even. I sent someone to kill you and you sent someone to kill me. Now we're 'Even Steven'." (Andy Page and Macie Potts)

Hart of Dixie -

Vivian: "Oh, there she is - the Edward Snowden of family secrets." (Tonya Papanikolas)

Salem -

John: ""Judge not lest ye be judged." Sibley: "Who said that?!" John: "Jesus. You mighta heard of him." (Sharon Seymour)

Corey: "This is the Alden house and there ain't any Aldens left so you are either a ghost or you're about to be one." (Dahne)

Isaac: "Coming home to Salem to get out of the war is like jumping in the ocean to get out of the rain." (Dahne)

Surviving Jack -

Jack: "I am begging for them to need us less. We're never going to stop being parents. It's like a life sentence with no hope of parole." Joanne: "That's the sweetest thing you could have ever said to me. Thank you." (Dahne)

Joanne: "You can steal a baby for me, Jack. You work in a hospital." Jack: "If I'm going to prison, it's not going to be for grabbing a new kid. It'll be for getting rid of the old ones." (Dahne)



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About the Author - Dahne

One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, and co-hosts the Warehouse 13 "Endless Wonder", Sleepy Hollow "Headless," and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Currently she writes a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."