1. Felicity: "Or as I like to call her, Oliver's psycho ex-girlfriend hell-bent on revenge against her father." Sara: "Ex-girlfriend?" Oliver: "That's what you took from that sentence?" (Bradley Adams)
2. Knyazev: "You prefer boat, Hendrik, feel free to swim back." (Bradley Adams)
1. Reddington: "Ivan took credit for the hit in some deep, dark recess of the internet - a place only inhabited by scary people and reckless teenagers. A place where curiosity inevitably kills the cat." (Bradley Adams)
2. Reddington: "Do you find all those little fingerprints on the glass distracting, or does that sort of thing not bother you?" (Bradley Adams and Dahne)
Robin: "Shouldn't I be with the guy who finds me my locket. The one who steals me the Blue French Horn. Tell me one reason why I shouldn't be with that guy." Ted: "Because I'm not that guy anymore" (Pablozky)
Boyd: "I may not know a lot about a lot of things, but I do know how to blow shit up." (Max Conte and Sharon Seymour)
1. D'Artagnan: "For the last time, mind the uniform!" Porthos: "It doesn't look right on you." Athos: "Too shiny, too new." Porthos: "Looks like your mum's dressed you." (Sandi)
2. Athos: "Your Eminence, may I congratulate you on capturing the culprit. I don't believe Mellendorf acted alone, the assassins were hired by a woman, perhaps the woman who killed the money lender. Be assured I will not rest until she is brought to justice." Cardinal: "Forgive, I'm late for Mass." Athos: "Her and whoever she works for." (Sandi)
4. Athos: "If it's any consolation Mother Superior is next door praying for our immortal souls." Aramis: "Right now it's my mortal body I'm worried about." (Dahne)
Deeks (in response to Sam saying that Callen was late to work because he had a date with Joelle last night): "Oh, I get the picture. Downloading now. Delete, delete, save, clear history." (Tonya Papanikolas)
Regina: "If you want to waste your time playing Nancy Drew be my guest." (Samy Bgs)
1. Fusco: "Your boy there's got issues. I hope that guy had health insurance." (Bradley Adams and Sharon Seymour)
2. Reese: "Stop playing with the horn, Lionel." Fusco: "Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to drive one of these things." (Bradley Adams and Sharon Seymour)
Nolan: "Just wanna make sure you're not gonna black out and become your own worst Emily." (Virginia Fontana and Sharon Seymour)
Rowan Pope: "God forbid we should show weakness. Better to say that you're here on business. To threaten me and flex your muscles, but all of that's just pretense. Isn't it? A way to feel less alone in the world. To see that I, too, have stood in your shoes. Well, guess what? You're A-LONE!" Ouch! I love Jake, but Papa Pope tells it like it is. (Virginia Fontana)
1. Jack: "I think everything everyone says is stupid. Tell me anyway." (Dahne)
2. Jack: "Who in the hell stuck a quarter in you? Will you please stop talking?" (Dahne)
1. DarkStiles: "Divine move. Divine move? You think you have any moves at all? You can kill the Oni, but me…Me? I'm a thousand years old. You can't kill me." (Dahne)
2. Danny: "I just don't think I can do it." Ethan: "Date me?" Danny: "Date a werewolf." Ethan: "You knew." Danny: "Dude, it's Beacon Hills." (Dahne)
Damon: "Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel." (Virginia Fontana)
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Fusco's health insurance line. Best first-liners on tv right now.
ReplyDeleteNolan's quote is pretty much one of the best.
ReplyDeleteThis one from OUaTiW has to be there.. . The Jabberwocky said tge perfect thin here. "Nobody' s
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That line is in my honorable mentions. I hope to post them later tonight. I agree that it was a great line with pitch perfect delivery.
ReplyDeleteThe Person of Interest and Arrow quotes mentioned.
ReplyDeleteOUAT: "If it can be broken it means it still works" - Hook
First Graham, then August, then Neal and now I'm really liking Hook too. Shoot. Emma is lucky (except for the fact her love interests keep dying, disappearing or becoming unavailable some other way.) If Hook keeps it up and Tink never shows back up (I liked her and Hook) I may not refuse the idea of Emma/Hook, but I'm not sold yet.
Felicity, Arrow: "It's getting really hard to keep track of who knows who's secret identity." Great delivery and a nice little meta wink to fans. Also, of course: "I was a frat boy." "I rest my case." I felt she finally got her groove back in this episode after haplessly pining for Douchey Oliver for too long.
ReplyDeleteAnything coming out of Red's mouth is usually worth hearing. ;)
ReplyDeleteI did laugh at Damon's Ghost pottery wheel line and BTW I do think that is the sexiest scene ever in a movie.
Deeks downloading, delete was a good one.
Last but sure not least, was Boyd and his blowing things up line..perfect.
Love the Musketeers' ones you chose too, there were some fab ones to pick from this week
ReplyDeleteNone from this list actually. That's a first. I guess from Arrow it would be...Helena: Need i remind you last time we were in this position i threw you out a window?" Sara: " I was holding back, that won't happen again."
ReplyDeleteFrom TVD even though i did find that Ghost line really funny (And i love that scene from the movie, that's what made me interested in Pottery actually). That wasn't my fav. quote from the episode. There were a few Damon lines i liked. And a few Enzo lines i liked. But for me it was the dialogue between Steroline in those last two scenes of theirs. I loved Caroline's "Oh look at me i'm gonna use my charm and be all flirty to distract you and get what i want. I mean i practically invented that!" LOL that was so funny and so true. And Stefan's "It's good to see you anyway." "I was having my brain tortured while you were out flirting all day with yet another British guy."
I loved that line, "It's getting really hard to keep track of who knows who's secret identity." Hahaha that made me laugh so hard.
ReplyDeleteThere were so many great Fusco lines in POI this week.
ReplyDeleteTVD was on fire this week!
ReplyDeleteEven when I am disappointed in the episode, The Musketeers always has fabulous one-liners.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to hear this good news abotu Felicity. She plummented in my esteem this season, so I was hoping they would restore her to her former glory.
ReplyDeleteWe'll have to see how things play out in future episodes, but she was great in this episode. Minimal screentime but she made the most of it.
ReplyDeleteAnd the face she made when she said "OH!" right before that line. Emily has the best comedic timing ever! Love her.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha yeah that was funny, the "OH!". Yes she does.
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