1. Felicity: "Or as I like to call her, Oliver's psycho ex-girlfriend hell-bent on revenge against her father." Sara: "Ex-girlfriend?" Oliver: "That's what you took from that sentence?" (Bradley Adams)
2. Knyazev: "You prefer boat, Hendrik, feel free to swim back." (Bradley Adams)
1. Reddington: "Ivan took credit for the hit in some deep, dark recess of the internet - a place only inhabited by scary people and reckless teenagers. A place where curiosity inevitably kills the cat." (Bradley Adams)
2. Reddington: "Do you find all those little fingerprints on the glass distracting, or does that sort of thing not bother you?" (Bradley Adams and Dahne)
Robin: "Shouldn't I be with the guy who finds me my locket. The one who steals me the Blue French Horn. Tell me one reason why I shouldn't be with that guy." Ted: "Because I'm not that guy anymore" (Pablozky)
Boyd: "I may not know a lot about a lot of things, but I do know how to blow shit up." (Max Conte and Sharon Seymour)
1. D'Artagnan: "For the last time, mind the uniform!" Porthos: "It doesn't look right on you." Athos: "Too shiny, too new." Porthos: "Looks like your mum's dressed you." (Sandi)
2. Athos: "Your Eminence, may I congratulate you on capturing the culprit. I don't believe Mellendorf acted alone, the assassins were hired by a woman, perhaps the woman who killed the money lender. Be assured I will not rest until she is brought to justice." Cardinal: "Forgive, I'm late for Mass." Athos: "Her and whoever she works for." (Sandi)
4. Athos: "If it's any consolation Mother Superior is next door praying for our immortal souls." Aramis: "Right now it's my mortal body I'm worried about." (Dahne)
Deeks (in response to Sam saying that Callen was late to work because he had a date with Joelle last night): "Oh, I get the picture. Downloading now. Delete, delete, save, clear history." (Tonya Papanikolas)
Regina: "If you want to waste your time playing Nancy Drew be my guest." (Samy Bgs)
1. Fusco: "Your boy there's got issues. I hope that guy had health insurance." (Bradley Adams and Sharon Seymour)
2. Reese: "Stop playing with the horn, Lionel." Fusco: "Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to drive one of these things." (Bradley Adams and Sharon Seymour)
Nolan: "Just wanna make sure you're not gonna black out and become your own worst Emily." (Virginia Fontana and Sharon Seymour)
Rowan Pope: "God forbid we should show weakness. Better to say that you're here on business. To threaten me and flex your muscles, but all of that's just pretense. Isn't it? A way to feel less alone in the world. To see that I, too, have stood in your shoes. Well, guess what? You're A-LONE!" Ouch! I love Jake, but Papa Pope tells it like it is. (Virginia Fontana)
1. Jack: "I think everything everyone says is stupid. Tell me anyway." (Dahne)
2. Jack: "Who in the hell stuck a quarter in you? Will you please stop talking?" (Dahne)
1. DarkStiles: "Divine move. Divine move? You think you have any moves at all? You can kill the Oni, but me…Me? I'm a thousand years old. You can't kill me." (Dahne)
2. Danny: "I just don't think I can do it." Ethan: "Date me?" Danny: "Date a werewolf." Ethan: "You knew." Danny: "Dude, it's Beacon Hills." (Dahne)
Damon: "Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel." (Virginia Fontana)
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