A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV this past week.
Welcome to Quote of the Week. I'm subbing in for Bradley and thought I would do something a little different. Today the quotes will come from the SpoilerTV staff as always, but it also includes response from Twitter. I've also added a poll. Don't forget to add your favorites in the comments. I'd love to hear all the great quotes we've missed.
Note - People who nominated the quote are in parentheses after the quote.
American Horror Story
Fiona: "You took my power the minute I gave birth to you." (Dark UFO)
Madison: "Either crown me or kiss my ass." (Dark UFO)
Fiona: "What is this?! KNOTTY PINE?!?!" (Max Conte)
Cordelia: "Careful girls, it's not a game" (Sharon Seymour)
Cordelia: "You were my mother. You were my true mother. Just as you promised you would be." (Sharon Seymour)
Arrow
Roy: "Does this group have a name? Like Team Arrow or something?" Oliver: "We don't call ourselves that." Felicity: "I do, occasionally." Oliver: "Stop." (Bradley Adams)
Thea: "Are you near the club?" Oliver: (leaning back in his chair and looking at the club above him) "I'm pretty close." (Bradley Adams)
Oliver: "You hacked into a prison system network?" Felicity: "Is that judgment I'm hearing?" Oliver: "Pride." (Daniel van der Veer)
Beauty and the Beast
Vincent: "You wanna know what happened to 'The Old Vincent'? He was deceived and hurt by almost everyone in your family tree." (Virginia Fontana)
Vincent: "You turned the lights off." Catherine: "You didn't leave." (Virginia Fontana)
The Big Bang Theory
Penny: "Aww, guys, this is really sad. And in a different way than it was 20 minutes ago." (Christian Haga)
The Blacklist
Red: "You talk too much." (Blacklist Podcast)
Elementary
Gaye: "I'm Gaye." Holmes: "I'm not." (Steven Salyer)
Enlisted
Pete: "This is the play that got me to state.""Arson almost got me to state." "That's state prison." (Katelynn)
Derrick: "Too bad you don't still have that half shirt you used to wear to practice in high school." Pete: "Still got it, still fits." Derrick: "It would fit a pregnant woman. It's a half shirt." (Dahne)
Pam the Announcer: "That takes us to the 2 minute warning with the Marines leading the Army, 119 to zero. So on a day when everybody is a winner, you can't help but feel that is a lie." (Dahne)
The Following
Joe: "I am inevitable." (Bradley Adams and Sharon Seymour)
Nashville
Liam McGuinnis: "Inside every nice person I've ever met, there's always this angry damaged soul who's fighting tooth & nail to keep that side hidden." (TV Trev)
The Originals
Marcel to Klaus: "You're in a good mood. You should visit Mystic Falls more often." (Virginia Fontana)
Klaus: Not long ago, you all united against me. You failed. Since then, in my benevolence, I have wiped the slate clean, yet it seems clear you think that I am the one who needs to earn your respect, your loyalty. You are mistaken. It is you who must prove yourselves to me. Our community is under attack. I require soldiers. I need warriors. Not cowards. Each of you has a decision to make. You either fight alongside me, or you leave. Now." (Virginia Fontana)
Teen Wolf
Scott: "You didn't steal these did you?" Stiles: "No, I just cloned them using a RFID emulator." Scott: "Is that worse than stealing?" Stiles: "Smarter." (Dahne)
DoucheDad: "That's one hell of a deduction there Stiles." Sheriff: "Yeah. What can I say? I take after my Pops. He's in law enforcement." (Dahne)
The Tomorrow People
Peter: "So peaceful, so perfect." Stephen: "So dead." (Bradley Adams)
Stephen: "But when I forced his hand..." Cara: "Wait, what do you mean, forced his hand?" Stephen: "Um... I might have accidentally shoved him off a cliff." (Bradley Adams)
White Collar
Neal: "It's the Mona Lisa of gems. Every museum and collector in the world will want it." Peter: "How much is it worth?" Neal: "$60 million or the life of a paranoid bald man." (Dahne)
Neal: "Check your pocket. Check it. Ah, nothing says, 'I love you' like a brick." (Dahne)
For me the most quotable shows this week were White Collar and Enlisted. What were your favorite quotes?
ReplyDelete"I'm Gaye" "I'm not"
ReplyDeleteI don't watch Elementary, but I laughed way too hard at that quote! Bahahaha! Thank you to whoever submitted it!
The scenes featuring James Earl Jones on The Big Bang Theory and Penny's two lines of "This is really sad. And in a different way than it was 20 minutes ago" and "And we're back to the first kind of sad" are my favorites so far in 2014 :)
I have the Elementary and Penny quotes in my honorable mentions. They were awesome. The Elementary one was even better because it was delivered so deadpan.
ReplyDeleteGotta give it to Arrow Cuz that Team Arrow line got me so happy. Lol
ReplyDeleteFiona screaming "What is this?! KNOTTY PINE?!?!" was the best thing about AHS finale. I couldn't stop laughing the minute she said that! I mean, seriously, how great is Jessica Lange? I still can't believe we only have one more season to enjoy her...
ReplyDeleteArrow was AWESOME! xD
ReplyDeleteAHS for me!
ReplyDeleteDamn, I should have submitted The Mother's talk with Max.
ReplyDeleteThe Arrow quotes.
ReplyDeleteI voted for Originals but all of these are great. I enjoyed seeing Liam and Scarlett interact on Nashville though I wish those "Jessie Spano pills" hadn't come out.
ReplyDeleteThe Blacklist
ReplyDeleteRed: You're the dirty rat Diane
Diane: I'm calling the police
Red: No, you're not
Diane: You stupid son of a b----
Red: Sit your @$$ down
I had wondered, when i first realized it was Fowler, if he would do anything, knowing she worked for Fitch, but that exchange, and his tone told me he had every intent of using the gun he didn't use on Malik. I was happy because i was worried Red would have to watch his step with anyone working for Fitch, but as Diane found out, Fitch is the ONLY one safe from him, for now anyway. Also loved seeing Mr. Kaplan, and her "Don't worry, Dearie, i'm used to cleaning up after you," was so sweet. i really love her:)