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Quote of the Week - Week of Feb. 16, 2014

23 Feb 2014

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A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV this past week.


Just like last week, most TV was on hiatus due to the Olympics so I added quotes from the other shows I watch too. Next week, we are back into the full TV swing so there should be lots to talk about. Don't forget to add your favorite TV quotes from last week in the comments. Note - People nominating the quotes are in parentheses.


Almost Human

1. Stahl: "Do we look like cops?" Hacker: "Yeah actually, with makeup." (Dahne)

2. Dorian: "What else did we do?" Rudy: "Oh just the usual - yodeling, holo-chess, the whole mail order bride debacle. That cost a pretty penny." (Dahne)



Banshee 

1. “I can only turn the other cheek so many times, it gave me a chance to be a good Christian and kick some butt” (DarkUFO)

2. “We don’t always know the people we fuck, do we?” (DarkUFO)






Beauty and the Beast

1. Vincent: "You know what I think about that? I think screw Gabe." (Virginia Fontana)

2. J.T.: "I can't believe you're gonna let her walk away." Vincent: "Well I'm not about to tell her at her boyfriend's funeral." J.T.: "But he's not really dead!" (Virginia Fontana)





Intelligence

1. Nelson: "Just think I could have gone my whole life without seeing something this disturbing. Thank you for this, dad." (Dahne)

2. Gabriel: "Standards? I just watched a guy implode because microscopic robots ate his flesh. That's not standard. That's a freak show." (Dahne)






 Star-Crossed

1. Drake: "We didn't have to worry about temblar guns pointed at our heads." Teri: "Or worse, Glee Club." (Dahne)

2. Roman: "Good point. Our…uh, skeletal system is made up of 10,000 centipedes holding hands, but that's Atrian secret #145. How do you know that?" (Dahne)



Teen Wolf

1. Stiles: "You really have to learn not to trust a fox. No 'cause their tricksters. They'll fool you. They'll fool everyone." (Justyna Kubica)

2. Parrish: "Jared, it would be very helpful if you could resist throwing up on the potential explosive device." (Dahne)

3. Coach: "There's a card on my desk for Isaac Lahey, and every one of you losers is not only going to sign it, you're going to write a personal message so profound and deep it's going bring a tear to Coach's eye. (Dahne)



The Walking Dead

1. Tara Chambler: Hope you enjoyed the show, assholes." (DarkUFO)

2. Beth Greene: Wouldn't kill you to have a little faith." Daryl Dixon: Yeah, faith. Faith ain't done shit for us. Sure as hell didn't do nothing for your father." (DarkUFO)









About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

28 comments:

  1. Not a whole lot of shows this week. Next week will have a lot more options.

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  2. It looks a bit like Stonehenge, only made of penises! - Patsy about cake in Call the Midwife

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  3. 1. Vincent: "You know what I think about that? I think screw Gabe"
    2. JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde"

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  4. Really? I thought this quote of Almost Human was A LOT better than both of them up there:

    "So if I shave you while you're unconscious that would make you happy?"

    That was said by Dorian btw. :D

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  5. Different tastes I guess. I have about 20 quotes I transcribed but that one wasn't on there. However I would love if I didn't have to shave.

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  6. That episode of BATB had a lot of great lines :D

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  7. Teen Wolf has always great quotes, the coach was awesome but Star-Crossed was surprisingly good as well. I'd be nice if this kept having polls.

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  8. Sorry. I just didn't have the time tonight to look up which shows aired this week. Working on a Perception preview and the Last Week in TV article.

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  9. The Walking Dead, Beauty and the Beast, and Star Crossed quotes mentioned.


    Almost Human: John saying human connection is messy and the shaving quote.

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  10. Yeah, as much as that would be nice cause it would save time, I wouldn't want someone shaving me while I sleep.

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  11. Agreed. I just can't believe that in this futuristic technological world, they haven't found a way to make shaving obsolete.

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  12. Way to go Beauty and the Beast ~ thanks Virginia ~ that line by Vincent is my favorite for obvious reasons ;o) Another home run by JT was "It's hard to be Dr Jekyll when everyone keeps wanting Mr Hyde"

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  13. BATB - JT and Vincnet Talk ate the funeral :)
    And Drake Glee club quote at Star-Crossed

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  14. not a quote but my favorite moment in Beauty and the Beast was JT blowing his nose right after Cat said "Caliente" to Vincent. And it was planned by Austin alone! so funny

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  15. That line by JT is the best line of the entire season

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  16. Angela Paraboschi25 February 2014 at 07:31

    JT: it is hard to be Dr Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr Hyde #Batb

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  17. BATB: JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde

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  18. Vincent to Cat: "It was so cold that I could see your breath!

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  19. Vincent to Cat: "It was so cold that I could see your breath!" #BatB

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  20. 1. Vincent: "You know what I think about that? I think screw Gabe"
    2. JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde"

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  21. Barbara Costantini25 February 2014 at 08:09

    "because I never stop looking for you!" # BATB VIncent -CAT

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  22. JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde"

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  23. JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde" #BatB

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  24. #BatB: JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde

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  25. #BatB » JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde"

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  26. J.T.: "I can't believe you're gonna let her walk away." Vincent: "Well I'm not about to tell her at her boyfriend's funeral." J.T.: "But he's not really dead! #BATB

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  27. Lav JT's line always!!! "It's hard to be Dr.Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde!"
    Cat line's "Caliente!!"

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  28. JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde" #BatB

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