A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV this past week.
Just like last week, most TV was on hiatus due to the Olympics so I added quotes from the other shows I watch too. Next week, we are back into the full TV swing so there should be lots to talk about. Don't forget to add your favorite TV quotes from last week in the comments. Note - People nominating the quotes are in parentheses.
Almost Human
1. Stahl: "Do we look like cops?" Hacker: "Yeah actually, with makeup." (Dahne)
2. Dorian: "What else did we do?" Rudy: "Oh just the usual - yodeling, holo-chess, the whole mail order bride debacle. That cost a pretty penny." (Dahne)
Banshee
1. “I can only turn the other cheek so many times, it gave me a chance to be a good Christian and kick some butt” (DarkUFO)
2. “We don’t always know the people we fuck, do we?” (DarkUFO)
Beauty and the Beast
1. Vincent: "You know what I think about that? I think screw Gabe." (Virginia Fontana)
2. J.T.: "I can't believe you're gonna let her walk away." Vincent: "Well I'm not about to tell her at her boyfriend's funeral." J.T.: "But he's not really dead!" (Virginia Fontana)
Intelligence
1. Nelson: "Just think I could have gone my whole life without seeing something this disturbing. Thank you for this, dad." (Dahne)
2. Gabriel: "Standards? I just watched a guy implode because microscopic robots ate his flesh. That's not standard. That's a freak show." (Dahne)
Star-Crossed
1. Drake: "We didn't have to worry about temblar guns pointed at our heads." Teri: "Or worse, Glee Club." (Dahne)
2. Roman: "Good point. Our…uh, skeletal system is made up of 10,000 centipedes holding hands, but that's Atrian secret #145. How do you know that?" (Dahne)
Teen Wolf
1. Stiles: "You really have to learn not to trust a fox. No 'cause their tricksters. They'll fool you. They'll fool everyone." (Justyna Kubica)
2. Parrish: "Jared, it would be very helpful if you could resist throwing up on the potential explosive device." (Dahne)
3. Coach: "There's a card on my desk for Isaac Lahey, and every one of you losers is not only going to sign it, you're going to write a personal message so profound and deep it's going bring a tear to Coach's eye. (Dahne)
The Walking Dead
1. Tara Chambler: Hope you enjoyed the show, assholes." (DarkUFO)
2. Beth Greene: Wouldn't kill you to have a little faith." Daryl Dixon: Yeah, faith. Faith ain't done shit for us. Sure as hell didn't do nothing for your father." (DarkUFO)
Not a whole lot of shows this week. Next week will have a lot more options.
ReplyDeleteIt looks a bit like Stonehenge, only made of penises! - Patsy about cake in Call the Midwife
ReplyDelete1. Vincent: "You know what I think about that? I think screw Gabe"
ReplyDelete2. JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde"
Really? I thought this quote of Almost Human was A LOT better than both of them up there:
ReplyDelete"So if I shave you while you're unconscious that would make you happy?"
That was said by Dorian btw. :D
Different tastes I guess. I have about 20 quotes I transcribed but that one wasn't on there. However I would love if I didn't have to shave.
ReplyDeleteThat episode of BATB had a lot of great lines :D
ReplyDeleteTeen Wolf has always great quotes, the coach was awesome but Star-Crossed was surprisingly good as well. I'd be nice if this kept having polls.
ReplyDeleteSorry. I just didn't have the time tonight to look up which shows aired this week. Working on a Perception preview and the Last Week in TV article.
ReplyDeleteThe Walking Dead, Beauty and the Beast, and Star Crossed quotes mentioned.
ReplyDeleteAlmost Human: John saying human connection is messy and the shaving quote.
Yeah, as much as that would be nice cause it would save time, I wouldn't want someone shaving me while I sleep.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. I just can't believe that in this futuristic technological world, they haven't found a way to make shaving obsolete.
ReplyDeleteWay to go Beauty and the Beast ~ thanks Virginia ~ that line by Vincent is my favorite for obvious reasons ;o) Another home run by JT was "It's hard to be Dr Jekyll when everyone keeps wanting Mr Hyde"
ReplyDeleteBATB - JT and Vincnet Talk ate the funeral :)
ReplyDeleteAnd Drake Glee club quote at Star-Crossed
not a quote but my favorite moment in Beauty and the Beast was JT blowing his nose right after Cat said "Caliente" to Vincent. And it was planned by Austin alone! so funny
ReplyDeleteThat line by JT is the best line of the entire season
ReplyDeleteJT: it is hard to be Dr Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr Hyde #Batb
ReplyDeleteBATB: JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde
ReplyDeleteVincent to Cat: "It was so cold that I could see your breath!
ReplyDeleteVincent to Cat: "It was so cold that I could see your breath!" #BatB
ReplyDelete1. Vincent: "You know what I think about that? I think screw Gabe"
ReplyDelete2. JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde"
"because I never stop looking for you!" # BATB VIncent -CAT
ReplyDeleteJT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde"
ReplyDeleteJT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde" #BatB
ReplyDelete#BatB: JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde
ReplyDelete#BatB » JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde"
ReplyDeleteJ.T.: "I can't believe you're gonna let her walk away." Vincent: "Well I'm not about to tell her at her boyfriend's funeral." J.T.: "But he's not really dead! #BATB
ReplyDeleteLav JT's line always!!! "It's hard to be Dr.Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde!"
ReplyDeleteCat line's "Caliente!!"
JT: "It's hard to be Dr. Jekyll when everyone's wanting Mr. Hyde" #BatB
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