A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV this past week.
As of next week, I will no longer be running this article. Unfortunately, I don't have the time to maintain it - and it takes a lot more time than you'd think. One of the other SpoilerTV team may take over from me next week, but there is no guarantee. I hope you've enjoyed these articles.
American Horror Story: 'Go to Hell'; 22nd January; Gabourey Sidibe/Lily Rabe/Jessica Lange
DarkUFO: Queenie: "A dog returns to his vomit."
Misty: "I can't bring someone back once they're gator shit."
Sharon Seymour: Misty: "We really don't need a man to protect us."
Fiona: "You will perform the seven wonders. Or die trying."
How I Met Your Mother: 'Unpause'; 20th January; Jason Segel
Pablozky21: Marshall: "Are Marvin and I and any other future children we may have just some consolation prize?"
Psych: 'Cloudy... With a Chance of Improvement'; 22nd January; James Roday
DarkUFO: Shawn: "I hate remake."
Reign: 'For King and Country'; 23rd January; Megan Follows
Sandi wich: Queen Catherine: "A bit of advise for the next Queen of France, remember no matter how many countries you rule, or palaces you own, power is always fleeting." Found this to be a bit a mess of an episode really, I feel they are straying too far from the bounds of history/believability now basically to just to keep a shipping triangle going, which is a shame as there are far better things they could be doing with the material they have set up before the hiatus imo. But I found this line said to Mary to be very portentous for her life in general.
Revenge: 'Hatred'; 19th January; Emily VanCamp, Joshua Bowman
Pablozky21: Emily: "We did this to each other, Daniel. You took from me, so I took from you. Don't you see? We belong together." Daniel: "Sterilizing you was my gift to the universe."
Sleepy Hollow: 'Bad Blood'; 20th January; Nicole Beharie/Lyndie Greenwood/Tom Mison
Pablozky 21: Abbie: "I have to face it Crane. Moloch. I can't keep running away. I won't!"
Abble: "We were chosen for this. To sacrifice ourselves so that humanity can endure! So that people can choose their destiny! It's my turn, Ichabod."
Virginia Fontana: Jenny: "I have more than faith. I'm a mental patient with a gun."
Ichabod: "Remember our bond. I will come back for you. Have faith."
The Vampire Diaries: '500 Years of Solitude'; 23rd January; Candice Accola
Virginia Fontana: Caroline: "Yes, I cover our connection with hostility because yes, I hate myself for the truth. So if you promise to walk away like you said and never come back, then yes, I will be honest with you about what I want."
What were your favourite quotes this week? Leave them in the comments!
Quote of the Week - 26th January 2014
26 Jan 2014
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"You will perform the seven wonders. Or die trying"
ReplyDeletePowerful sentence!
You spelled Shawn wrong, it is NOT Shaun
ReplyDeleteFixed now :)
ReplyDelete"Now sometimes being a man means you gotta know when to put your foot down. Well, PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN, Dewey Crowe!!" Boyd Crowder, Justified
ReplyDelete"Drinks are on the house. My sister's not" random barman in Bitten
ReplyDeleteThe Sleepy Hollow quotes.
ReplyDeleteBradley, thank you for all the work you put into this weekly. Great quotes are one of the best things about any episode - it is always awesome to revisit them at the end of the week. Hope it is picked up by another staff member, but if not, thanks again!
ReplyDelete"We really don't need a man to protect us." It was Misty who said that, not Madison. :)
ReplyDeleteFixed now :)
ReplyDelete"Hopefully that will help with any sensitivity that may arise with your boob hats." Chris, trying not to say "nipples," on Parks and Rec. Thanks so much, Bradley, for your work on this column. You do a lot on this site, and I've enjoyed everything.
ReplyDeleteThanks. It is quite a bit of work - more so than I expected. I think someone is going to take over. It'll be nice to be carried on.
ReplyDeleteThank you. I'm still continuing my work elsewhere on the site but not on this article unfortunately.
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