A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV this past week.
Almost Human: 'The Bends'; 2nd December; Karl Urban, Michael Ealy
Virginia Fontana: Kennex: "Cooper was the only one in my class who could outrun me, outshoot me." Dorian: "So there were only two people in your class."
American Horror Story: 'The Scared Talking'; 4th December; Emma Roberts/Gabourey Sidibe
DarkUFO: Madison: "Are you deaf? I'm the next Supreme. I brought myself back."
Sharon Seymour: Queenie: "War is coming and you're gonna lose."
Arrow: 'The Scientist'; 4th December; Summer Glau, Susanna Thompson/David Ramsey
A Dahne: Isabel: "Oliver threw you a lovely party." Moira: "Oliver's a good son. If not the best judge of character." Oh snap. Moira just went there and I love her for it. No one beats Susanna Thompson in acting on this show, although Willa comes close.
Diggle: "Super strength, likes blood. Please don't tell me we suddenly believe in vampires." Ha! Diggle made me laugh here.
Elementary: 'Tremors'; 6th November; Jonny Lee Miller
Jimmy Ryan: Sherlock: "So... some degree of criminality is acceptable, the rest is just negotiating boundaries?"
Homeland: 'Good, Night'; 1t December; Claire Danes
DarkUFO: Carrie: "Here at the Agency we call that recruiting."
Sharon Seymour: Carrie: "He made it. And you, Saul, are still in the game."
Lost Girl: 'Turn to Stone'; 1st December; Kris Holden-Ried
Nana Lobo: Dyson: "Once upon a time,we never found the right time. The end."
Once Upon a Time In Wonderland: 'Bad Blood'; 5th November; Michael Socha, Shaun Smyth/Sophie Lowe
A Dahne: Since there was a decided lack of Red Queen this episode, snark duties were handed off to Will, who behaved marvellously in it.
Knave: "So tell me Edward, have you ever eaten something that's tried to kill you before?" Edward: "No well, I don't believe I have." Knave: "It's sort of a Wonderland rite of passage." BWAH! Funniest line of the week.
Alice: "What's that chirping?" Knave: "I'm no wildlife expert but my rough guess is a bird." Ha again!
Scandal: 'YOLO'; 5th December; Katie Lowes, George Newbern
Virginia Fontana: Quinn: "Huck was the only person I had. And he hurt me. He hurt me. He hurt me. And now I don't have anybody. He hurt me." Charlie: "You have me."
The Blacklist: 'Anslo Garrick (2)'; 2nd November; Megan Boone, James Spader
Diana Mack: Reddington: "What is the question Lizzy?" Elizabeth: "Are you my father?" Reddington: (after hesitation) "No. Be careful with your husband."
The Mentalist: 'My Blue Heaven'; 1st December; Simon Baker
Diana Mack: Jane: "I’ve been meaning to apologize for leaving you on the beach that night. You being absent is the one thing that made this new chapter strange and sad. Miss you."
The Originals: 'Reigning Pain in New Orleans'; 3rd December; Joseph Morgan, Phoebe Tonkin/Charles Michael Davis
Virginia Fontana: Klaus: "I understand that some of you are concerned by this vicious rumor that I intend to use the blood of our child to create hybrids. I assure you, I do not." Hayley: "Father of the Year."
Marcel: "Don't see you care about much. It's kind of hard not to notice when you do."
The Walking Dead: 'Too Far Gone'; 1st December; Andrew Lincoln/David Morrissey
DarkUFO: Rick: "Don't look back, Carl. Just keep walking."
Sharon Seymour: The Governor: "Michonne, I want you to know... Penny, my daughter, she was dead. I know that know. Now, I don't want to hurt you. I don't want to hurt anyone. I need the prison, that's it. There are people I need to keep alive. You two are gonna help me take it. No one needs to die."
White Collar: 'Quantico Closure'; 5th December; Willie Garson/Tim DeKay, Matt Bomer
A Dahne: Best dialogue this week hands down.
Mozzie: "You, business, and women - the unholy trinity." I love how true the statement is and the delivery was perfect.
Peter: "Dec. 7th." Neal: "Pearl Harbor Day?" Peter: "Another day that will live in infamy - first time I arrested you." Neal: "And four years later, we did it all over again, but this time you gave me jewelry." Ah the anklet. I'm not sure who is more looking forward to it coming off...Neal or me. Like the Peter and Neal conversations in this episode.
What were your favourite quotes this week? Leave them in the comments!
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