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USD POLL : Which character has the best one-liners/sarcastic comments?

5 Nov 2013

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103 comments:

  1. Karen Barnes5 November 2013 at 11:09

    Austin Basis as JT Forbes in Beauty and the Beast. Man he comes out with some good ones, made even funnier by brilliant timing and delivery!

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  2. Simon Aitken5 November 2013 at 11:14

    You put Charlie Harper from Two and a Half Men as an option instead of Berta?!

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  3. Dylan James5 November 2013 at 11:14

    C.S. Lee As Vince Masuka In Dexter But I Wouldn't Say Best One-Liners/Sarcastic Comments But They Are Amazing.

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  4. Famous4it5 November 2013 at 11:15

    Yang, Sawyer, Robin, and Other: Regina

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  5. LittleDreamer5 November 2013 at 11:17

    Cristina Yang, Brooke Davis, Gabrielle Solis and Regina Mills are my picks.

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  6. koky5 November 2013 at 11:17

    Chandler, Yang, Damon, Sherlock and Cho from The Mentalist.

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  7. JustKeepSwimming5 November 2013 at 11:24

    No Regina Mills? 😧

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  8. JustKeepSwimming5 November 2013 at 11:25

    Victoria, Max, Nolan & Kate.

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  9. Jimmy5 November 2013 at 11:30

    Shock horror, Castle is winning again

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  10. Evil Duckling5 November 2013 at 11:32

    Other: Regina Mills and Rumpelstiltskin from Once Upon a Time. :)

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  11. Tyler_James295 November 2013 at 11:37

    Regina on OuaT! She's on fire this season!

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  12. Tyler_James295 November 2013 at 11:38

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iNupNebNHs

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  13. jensenfan19785 November 2013 at 11:44

    You seriously left off Dean Winchester of Supernatural.

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  14. Joana B.5 November 2013 at 11:45

    Chandler Bing, Christina Yang, Richard Castle and Kate Beckett. +1 Sherlock Holmes

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  15. Luke Farmer5 November 2013 at 11:49

    Fillet the bitch!

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  16. start_wearing_purple5 November 2013 at 11:52

    Gotta go old school: Lenny Briscoe from the original Law and Order. He always had a great one-liner.

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  17. Maret Hosemann5 November 2013 at 11:56

    Regina "Fillet the Bitch!" Mills.

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  18. Tyler_James295 November 2013 at 12:00

    "And What? You'll win her over with your rainbow kisses and unicorn stickers?!?!"


    "I can feel his smugness "


    "Move aside so that I can rip his heart out"


    "I think we can handle a few children with pointed sticks"


    "Am I supposed to be impressed that he made a nightlight?"


    "Yes, because pre-teen Baelfire probably made lots of pasta"


    "You're not going to die at anyone's hands but my own!"

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  19. thedane55 November 2013 at 12:01

    I like a lot of these characters, but my favorite one liners of all times has to come from Ari Gold (Entourage). Love his sarcastic humor!
    Saywer and Ben Linus are some of my favorite characters, but even they can´t compete with Ari Gold.

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  20. DarqueMode5 November 2013 at 12:02

    Tyrion Lnnister
    Ben Linus
    and others...


    Alan Shore from Boston Legal
    Veronica Mars from Veronica Mars
    Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad
    Boyd Crowder from Justified.

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  21. DarqueMode5 November 2013 at 12:05

    Ha! XD


    He just had to say one word, "LLOYD!"

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  22. Francesca5 November 2013 at 12:06

    Mrs Chanandler Bong, clearly.

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  23. Leonie19885 November 2013 at 12:46

    Brooke Davis
    Robin Scherbatsky

    Alex Karev

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  24. PsicNina5 November 2013 at 12:47

    Chandler Bing, Sherlock Holmes, Harvey Specter and I'd also include Gibbs, from NCIS.

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  25. Chloe Bleakley5 November 2013 at 12:49

    Regina Mills, Once Upon A Time. Also Rumplestilskin.

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  26. Martina Loves Castle5 November 2013 at 12:53

    Chandler, Damon, Sawyer.

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  27. thedane55 November 2013 at 13:06

    HA! I know right!
    Here´s a good one: :
    Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders,
    *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's
    mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch!
    Chop suey!

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  28. robcio005 November 2013 at 13:11

    Shaw from PoI and Rudy from Misfits.

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  29. scandalhooked5 November 2013 at 13:25

    Harrison "I'm Quinn Bitch" Scandal or Say it, I want to be a Gladiator in a Suit"

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  30. SharpFangs5 November 2013 at 13:42

    Chandler!


    Jessica Lange's AHS characters have great one-liners too.

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  31. Linlighthouse5 November 2013 at 13:43

    Sawyer, but how about Miles?

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  32. Sal5 November 2013 at 13:55

    Chandler, Sawyer, Ben.
    But also Damon, Katherine, Tyrion and Gaby!!

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  33. MLTC5 November 2013 at 14:11

    Hawkeye (MASH), Gregory House (House), Dean Winchester (Supernatural), Berta (Two and a half men) and some more I can't remember right now.

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  34. AgentS5 November 2013 at 14:19

    Oh it's gotta be Dean Winchester from Supernatural! He gets my vote (via 'Other')

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  35. Joshua AJB5 November 2013 at 14:41

    Tyrion in GOT, Cristina in Greys, Gabby in Desp Hwives and Sawyer in Lost :D

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  36. Hk Singh5 November 2013 at 14:49

    Chandler Bing obviously...!!

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  37. Diana5 November 2013 at 14:53

    I love Ari Gold!!! My favorite one from Ari is " Lets hug it out b**ch"

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  38. amy5 November 2013 at 14:57

    Sherlock Holmes, from Elementary AND BBC's Sherlock ("Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street")

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  39. cortexifan5 November 2013 at 15:03

    That would be Walter Bishop if he were in the poll ;)

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  40. Gary655 November 2013 at 15:07

    The Queen of Thorns needs in on this action.

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  41. Yasmine5 November 2013 at 15:11

    The first four leading the poll now are the ores whom I've voted for^^

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  42. thedane55 November 2013 at 15:29

    I know!! And I love this one: Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders,
    *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's
    mask, and a f.cking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that b.tch!
    Chop suey!

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  43. Dell5 November 2013 at 16:22

    Without a doubt for me it's other: Veronica Mars and Logan Echolls!

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  44. jubjub5 November 2013 at 16:53

    nobody mentioned Felicity from Arrow

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  45. Victoria Acree5 November 2013 at 17:09

    Dean Winchester

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  46. pixip5 November 2013 at 17:19

    Gotta be Pam from True Blood!

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  47. Meghan5 November 2013 at 17:19

    Sawyer from LOST deserves an award for his witty one liners and sarcastic comebacks. Missing from the list:
    Jake Ballard-Scandal
    Wade Kinsella- Hart of Dixie
    Sheldon Cooper- Big Bang Theory (EPIC one liners)

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  48. ShatteredOne5 November 2013 at 17:58

    Chandler, Tyrion, and Sawyer in that order.

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  49. elerogerina5 November 2013 at 18:02

    Conrad Grayson - Revenge

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  50. BonesForever5 November 2013 at 18:39

    Brennan on Bones has great one-liners. So does Caroline from Bones. Heck-the whole cast has great one liners! Why did Bones get totally slighted?

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  51. BonesForever5 November 2013 at 18:45

    Shah and Reese on Person of Interest also have great sarcastic one-liners. Carter and Fusco do too. That show is always about sarcastic humor.

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  52. Lost_At_Sea5 November 2013 at 18:55

    Regina in OUAT, anything Jessica Lange does on AHS, plus the old classics Sawyer and Chandler. Juliet had a good few one liners on LOST too, and although I'm not the biggest fan of the show, Max's one liners on 2 Broke Girls are fantastic!

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  53. Brenda Benton5 November 2013 at 19:49

    I voted other, Austin Basis as JT Beauty & the Beast!! He's great

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  54. Trololo5 November 2013 at 20:03

    April Ludgate and Ron @#$&ing Swanson from Parks and Recreation.

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  55. Kris B5 November 2013 at 20:35

    and Regina in OUAT

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  56. Isabelle Anguiano5 November 2013 at 20:49

    One Liners? What about Dean Winchester!
    "Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole"
    "Bert and Ernie are gay"
    "Suite Life of Zack and Cas"
    "Cas get out of my ass"
    "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla"

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  57. Paula Ireri5 November 2013 at 21:01

    From the list Benjamin Linus, Tyrion Lannister and Damon Salvatore, and my personal choice: Gregory House!

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  58. 15yemenroadyemen5 November 2013 at 21:04

    Jeff Winger!

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  59. knewkirk5 November 2013 at 21:26

    Regina, hook, damon!

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  60. DarqueMode5 November 2013 at 21:37

    I thought about Hawkeye, but I'm ashamed to admit I completely forgot Dr. Cox!


    His snark was lethal and his rants were epic!

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  61. Ghani5 November 2013 at 21:49

    The first one I thought about is Spike (from BtVS). I'm very surprised that nobody mentioned him yet. Flabbergasted, really.

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  62. MorbidPet5 November 2013 at 22:46

    Other. Detective Fin Tutuola on SVU, but fast approaching behind him detective Amanda Rollins :)

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  63. MLTC5 November 2013 at 22:50

    Don't be ashamed or maybe I should be ashamed as well because I forgot about Dr. Cox at first and had to edit my comment.

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  64. Graydon5 November 2013 at 23:30

    Sherlock, Tyrion and other John Casey

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  65. R Vassilissa5 November 2013 at 23:50

    Regina Mills, the Evil Queen.

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  66. Dahne5 November 2013 at 23:51

    On this list Sherlock. Of the ist, Mozzie from White Collar most definitely. I'd also include Monroe and Wu from Grimm, Alec from Dark Angel, Peter from Teen Wolf, Sam from Burn Notice, Dean and Crowley from Supernatural, Mary from In Plain Sight, Jeff from Community, Tony from NCIS, and Edna from Everwood. I know I've missed a lot of my favorite snarky characters though.

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  67. Dahne5 November 2013 at 23:52

    Great choice. I loved that character.

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  68. Dahne5 November 2013 at 23:54

    Cox was brilliant with the snark. Excellent choice.

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  69. Dahne5 November 2013 at 23:55

    I thought about Walter but the more I thought about it the more it seemed like they traded the snark baton in Fringe amongst most of the characters.

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  70. Dahne5 November 2013 at 23:56

    I thought about her but she is less snarky and more out-and-out funny to me. She's usually more in verbal vomit mode than snarky.

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  71. Dahne5 November 2013 at 23:57

    For all that Sheldon drives me nuts, he does get the best lines. His season one entrophy and garage sale comments are some of the best I've ever heard. Plus "Mack daddy." Bwah!

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  72. Dahne5 November 2013 at 23:58

    Peter came slightly ahead of Coach and Stiles for me, but there are a bunch of great snarkers in Teen Wolf. Lydia was on my list as well.

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  73. Dahne5 November 2013 at 23:59

    He made my list as well, especially from early seasons.

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  74. jubjub6 November 2013 at 01:40

    yea true

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  75. Back In Black Tricksteress 956 November 2013 at 02:32

    Sawyer, Nolan and Ross have some good one liners of sarcasm. But I really thought Dean would be up there because he's the best of them all, so that was the other option :)

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  76. TexasGreatGrams6 November 2013 at 03:11

    Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) Supernatural-he can just be so funny without even realizing he is funny. Jensen does a great job when he's being funny-great timing

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  77. Jo6 November 2013 at 04:50

    Nick is on there but not Schmidt?!

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  78. Freda6 November 2013 at 05:00

    I completely forgot about Lydia. She has some great lines.

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  79. JustKeepSwimming6 November 2013 at 07:05

    Not any more

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  80. Bianca6 November 2013 at 07:33

    Patrick Jane from The Mentalist
    And
    Temperance Brennan from Bones

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  81. SarahBS6 November 2013 at 15:30

    Felix Dawkins- ORPHAN BLACK

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  82. Dahne6 November 2013 at 22:19

    Lydia is one of my favorite characters. My biggest wish for Teen Wolf after hiatus is that she will be given a much more active role in the main story.

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  83. Freda7 November 2013 at 01:07

    It would be nice if they also went a little more into Banshees as well.

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  84. Dahne7 November 2013 at 01:25

    Agreed. Surely she has skills beyond screaming to wake the dead.

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  85. Andrew7 November 2013 at 02:18

    Dean is the king of the one liners.

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  86. Kirt Finch7 November 2013 at 02:53

    Geoff, rules of engagment, agent cho from mentalist is pretty funny though, very cold shouldered.

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  87. Alexi7 November 2013 at 12:20

    Tyrion.

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  88. NavyVet7 November 2013 at 16:18

    Can't believe Danno Williams is not listed! King of snark and sarcasm!

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  89. Abc7 November 2013 at 16:54

    Other: Monroe and Wu from GRIMM !!!

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  90. name097 November 2013 at 17:32

    You simply can't compete with Chandler Bing!

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  91. Bethanie Ann Kilburn8 November 2013 at 14:10

    Gregory House- House MD

    Regina Mills- Once Upon a Time
    Rumpelstiltskin- Once Upon a Time
    Captain Hook/Killian Jones- Once upon a time

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  92. Sarah Köppen8 November 2013 at 17:05

    JT in Beauty and the Beast or Russell from Tomorrow people.

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  93. Abc8 November 2013 at 17:46

    Come on, where are Monroe and Wu from Grimm?

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  94. Tess Wagner9 November 2013 at 03:18

    JT from BATB.He is so funny.

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  95. Shannon9 November 2013 at 06:43

    Well that was very easy. Just had to go straight down the line. lol Chandler definitely number one, as soon as i saw him name, i just started laughing. Love Chandler, Next Sawyer, Lost, Damon Salvatore. And everyone's favorite bitch vampire Katherine Pierce.....BUT for OTHER, WHOM BTW AM SURPRISED ISN'T ON THIS LIST, WTH IS THAT ABOUT?? Anyways it's PAM, TB!! Omg can't get enough of her sarcasm.

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  96. Maya10 November 2013 at 01:46

    Like Watson said to Irene - "He will outlive God trying to have the last word."

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  97. Nick L Lopez16 November 2013 at 22:34

    Pam from True Blood.

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  98. Anna18 November 2013 at 15:23

    No Regina - OUAT?

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  99. Anna18 November 2013 at 15:24

    I just asked the same question :P - specially in this season, she's so sarcastic *.*

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  100. Anna18 November 2013 at 15:24

    You forgot the one that said something like "What would I do for another sleeping potion" :P

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  101. Mira13 January 2014 at 22:53

    Duke and Gloria from Haven :D

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  102. mrinny3 February 2014 at 18:32

    Chandler Bing has to be No.1 on this list... Tyrion Lannister and Harvey Spector could be close 2nd and 3rd resp.... never liked Castle that much so I don't have an opinion on their lead pair as such...

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  103. Freda8 April 2014 at 06:38

    From the list - Tyrion and Sawyer. Off of the list? Coach, Stiles or Peter from Teen Wolf or Arrested Development (like the whole cast)

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