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Nov 5, 2013
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Austin Basis as JT Forbes in Beauty and the Beast. Man he comes out with some good ones, made even funnier by brilliant timing and delivery!
ReplyDeleteYou put Charlie Harper from Two and a Half Men as an option instead of Berta?!
ReplyDeleteC.S. Lee As Vince Masuka In Dexter But I Wouldn't Say Best One-Liners/Sarcastic Comments But They Are Amazing.
ReplyDeleteYang, Sawyer, Robin, and Other: Regina
ReplyDeleteCristina Yang, Brooke Davis, Gabrielle Solis and Regina Mills are my picks.
ReplyDeleteChandler, Yang, Damon, Sherlock and Cho from The Mentalist.
ReplyDeleteNo Regina Mills? 😧
ReplyDeleteVictoria, Max, Nolan & Kate.
ReplyDeleteShock horror, Castle is winning again
ReplyDeleteOther: Regina Mills and Rumpelstiltskin from Once Upon a Time. :)
ReplyDeleteRegina on OuaT! She's on fire this season!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iNupNebNHs
ReplyDeleteYou seriously left off Dean Winchester of Supernatural.
ReplyDeleteChandler Bing, Christina Yang, Richard Castle and Kate Beckett. +1 Sherlock Holmes
ReplyDeleteFillet the bitch!
ReplyDeleteGotta go old school: Lenny Briscoe from the original Law and Order. He always had a great one-liner.
ReplyDeleteRegina "Fillet the Bitch!" Mills.
ReplyDelete"And What? You'll win her over with your rainbow kisses and unicorn stickers?!?!"
ReplyDelete"I can feel his smugness "
"Move aside so that I can rip his heart out"
"I think we can handle a few children with pointed sticks"
"Am I supposed to be impressed that he made a nightlight?"
"Yes, because pre-teen Baelfire probably made lots of pasta"
"You're not going to die at anyone's hands but my own!"
I like a lot of these characters, but my favorite one liners of all times has to come from Ari Gold (Entourage). Love his sarcastic humor!
ReplyDeleteSaywer and Ben Linus are some of my favorite characters, but even they can´t compete with Ari Gold.
Tyrion Lnnister
ReplyDeleteBen Linus
and others...
Alan Shore from Boston Legal
Veronica Mars from Veronica Mars
Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad
Boyd Crowder from Justified.
Ha! XD
ReplyDeleteHe just had to say one word, "LLOYD!"
Mrs Chanandler Bong, clearly.
ReplyDeleteBrooke Davis
ReplyDeleteRobin Scherbatsky
Alex Karev
Chandler Bing, Sherlock Holmes, Harvey Specter and I'd also include Gibbs, from NCIS.
ReplyDeleteRegina Mills, Once Upon A Time. Also Rumplestilskin.
ReplyDeleteChandler, Damon, Sawyer.
ReplyDeleteHA! I know right!
ReplyDeleteHere´s a good one: :
Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders,
*everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's
mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch!
Chop suey!
Shaw from PoI and Rudy from Misfits.
ReplyDeleteHarrison "I'm Quinn Bitch" Scandal or Say it, I want to be a Gladiator in a Suit"
ReplyDeleteChandler!
ReplyDeleteJessica Lange's AHS characters have great one-liners too.
Sawyer, but how about Miles?
ReplyDeleteChandler, Sawyer, Ben.
ReplyDeleteBut also Damon, Katherine, Tyrion and Gaby!!
Hawkeye (MASH), Gregory House (House), Dean Winchester (Supernatural), Berta (Two and a half men) and some more I can't remember right now.
ReplyDeleteOh it's gotta be Dean Winchester from Supernatural! He gets my vote (via 'Other')
ReplyDeleteTyrion in GOT, Cristina in Greys, Gabby in Desp Hwives and Sawyer in Lost :D
ReplyDeleteChandler Bing obviously...!!
ReplyDeleteI love Ari Gold!!! My favorite one from Ari is " Lets hug it out b**ch"
ReplyDeleteSherlock Holmes, from Elementary AND BBC's Sherlock ("Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street")
ReplyDeleteThat would be Walter Bishop if he were in the poll ;)
ReplyDeleteThe Queen of Thorns needs in on this action.
ReplyDeleteThe first four leading the poll now are the ores whom I've voted for^^
ReplyDeleteI know!! And I love this one: Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders,
ReplyDelete*everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's
mask, and a f.cking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that b.tch!
Chop suey!
Without a doubt for me it's other: Veronica Mars and Logan Echolls!
ReplyDeletenobody mentioned Felicity from Arrow
ReplyDeleteDean Winchester
ReplyDeleteGotta be Pam from True Blood!
ReplyDeleteSawyer from LOST deserves an award for his witty one liners and sarcastic comebacks. Missing from the list:
ReplyDeleteJake Ballard-Scandal
Wade Kinsella- Hart of Dixie
Sheldon Cooper- Big Bang Theory (EPIC one liners)
Chandler, Tyrion, and Sawyer in that order.
ReplyDeleteConrad Grayson - Revenge
ReplyDeleteBrennan on Bones has great one-liners. So does Caroline from Bones. Heck-the whole cast has great one liners! Why did Bones get totally slighted?
ReplyDeleteShah and Reese on Person of Interest also have great sarcastic one-liners. Carter and Fusco do too. That show is always about sarcastic humor.
ReplyDeleteRegina in OUAT, anything Jessica Lange does on AHS, plus the old classics Sawyer and Chandler. Juliet had a good few one liners on LOST too, and although I'm not the biggest fan of the show, Max's one liners on 2 Broke Girls are fantastic!
ReplyDeleteI voted other, Austin Basis as JT Beauty & the Beast!! He's great
ReplyDeleteApril Ludgate and Ron @#$&ing Swanson from Parks and Recreation.
ReplyDeleteand Regina in OUAT
ReplyDeleteOne Liners? What about Dean Winchester!
ReplyDelete"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole"
"Bert and Ernie are gay"
"Suite Life of Zack and Cas"
"Cas get out of my ass"
"Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla"
From the list Benjamin Linus, Tyrion Lannister and Damon Salvatore, and my personal choice: Gregory House!
ReplyDeleteJeff Winger!
ReplyDeleteRegina, hook, damon!
ReplyDeleteI thought about Hawkeye, but I'm ashamed to admit I completely forgot Dr. Cox!
ReplyDeleteHis snark was lethal and his rants were epic!
The first one I thought about is Spike (from BtVS). I'm very surprised that nobody mentioned him yet. Flabbergasted, really.
ReplyDeleteOther. Detective Fin Tutuola on SVU, but fast approaching behind him detective Amanda Rollins :)
ReplyDeleteDon't be ashamed or maybe I should be ashamed as well because I forgot about Dr. Cox at first and had to edit my comment.
ReplyDeleteSherlock, Tyrion and other John Casey
ReplyDeleteRegina Mills, the Evil Queen.
ReplyDeleteOn this list Sherlock. Of the ist, Mozzie from White Collar most definitely. I'd also include Monroe and Wu from Grimm, Alec from Dark Angel, Peter from Teen Wolf, Sam from Burn Notice, Dean and Crowley from Supernatural, Mary from In Plain Sight, Jeff from Community, Tony from NCIS, and Edna from Everwood. I know I've missed a lot of my favorite snarky characters though.
ReplyDeleteGreat choice. I loved that character.
ReplyDeleteCox was brilliant with the snark. Excellent choice.
ReplyDeleteI thought about Walter but the more I thought about it the more it seemed like they traded the snark baton in Fringe amongst most of the characters.
ReplyDeleteI thought about her but she is less snarky and more out-and-out funny to me. She's usually more in verbal vomit mode than snarky.
ReplyDeleteFor all that Sheldon drives me nuts, he does get the best lines. His season one entrophy and garage sale comments are some of the best I've ever heard. Plus "Mack daddy." Bwah!
ReplyDeletePeter came slightly ahead of Coach and Stiles for me, but there are a bunch of great snarkers in Teen Wolf. Lydia was on my list as well.
ReplyDeleteHe made my list as well, especially from early seasons.
ReplyDeleteyea true
ReplyDeleteSawyer, Nolan and Ross have some good one liners of sarcasm. But I really thought Dean would be up there because he's the best of them all, so that was the other option :)
ReplyDeleteDean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) Supernatural-he can just be so funny without even realizing he is funny. Jensen does a great job when he's being funny-great timing
ReplyDeleteNick is on there but not Schmidt?!
ReplyDeleteI completely forgot about Lydia. She has some great lines.
ReplyDeleteNot any more
ReplyDeletePatrick Jane from The Mentalist
ReplyDeleteAnd
Temperance Brennan from Bones
Felix Dawkins- ORPHAN BLACK
ReplyDeleteLydia is one of my favorite characters. My biggest wish for Teen Wolf after hiatus is that she will be given a much more active role in the main story.
ReplyDeleteIt would be nice if they also went a little more into Banshees as well.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Surely she has skills beyond screaming to wake the dead.
ReplyDeleteDean is the king of the one liners.
ReplyDeleteGeoff, rules of engagment, agent cho from mentalist is pretty funny though, very cold shouldered.
ReplyDeleteTyrion.
ReplyDeleteCan't believe Danno Williams is not listed! King of snark and sarcasm!
ReplyDeleteOther: Monroe and Wu from GRIMM !!!
ReplyDeleteYou simply can't compete with Chandler Bing!
ReplyDeleteGregory House- House MD
ReplyDeleteRegina Mills- Once Upon a Time
Rumpelstiltskin- Once Upon a Time
Captain Hook/Killian Jones- Once upon a time
JT in Beauty and the Beast or Russell from Tomorrow people.
ReplyDeleteCome on, where are Monroe and Wu from Grimm?
ReplyDeleteJT from BATB.He is so funny.
ReplyDeleteWell that was very easy. Just had to go straight down the line. lol Chandler definitely number one, as soon as i saw him name, i just started laughing. Love Chandler, Next Sawyer, Lost, Damon Salvatore. And everyone's favorite bitch vampire Katherine Pierce.....BUT for OTHER, WHOM BTW AM SURPRISED ISN'T ON THIS LIST, WTH IS THAT ABOUT?? Anyways it's PAM, TB!! Omg can't get enough of her sarcasm.
ReplyDeleteLike Watson said to Irene - "He will outlive God trying to have the last word."
ReplyDeletePam from True Blood.
ReplyDeleteNo Regina - OUAT?
ReplyDeleteI just asked the same question :P - specially in this season, she's so sarcastic *.*
ReplyDeleteYou forgot the one that said something like "What would I do for another sleeping potion" :P
ReplyDeleteDuke and Gloria from Haven :D
ReplyDeleteChandler Bing has to be No.1 on this list... Tyrion Lannister and Harvey Spector could be close 2nd and 3rd resp.... never liked Castle that much so I don't have an opinion on their lead pair as such...
ReplyDeleteFrom the list - Tyrion and Sawyer. Off of the list? Coach, Stiles or Peter from Teen Wolf or Arrested Development (like the whole cast)
ReplyDelete