And season 8 is done. That just leaves our summer hiatus fun - contests, polls, articles, etc. I am not sure how our SpoilerTV Supernatural hiatus is going to start. We will either begin with our typical mini contest to crown the best season 8 episode or we will jump right into the writer polls again. I am just waiting to hear from Andy. Attached to each poll will be nominations for our quotes contest. We need to finish season 6 and do all of season 7 still. Today finishes season 8. All season 8 nominations that have not already closed, except for the last two, will close early this week to give me time to collate all the quotes. Clip Show and Sacrifice will close next week to give people plenty of time to nominate. I will not be doing daily polls until next week as I will be in meetings this week, but I will try to have at least one thing up by Thursday at the latest. Until then, happy nominating.
Funny/Snarky quotes:
6. Kevin: "And…and I should have mentioned this 6 months ago but the sports metaphors…you want to motivate me…Magic cards, Skyrim, Aziz Ansari…" Dean: "What? Yeah I don't know what those words mean."
5. Crowley: "Hmmm, you're miles out of your league Moose. See you in an hour."
4. Dean: "Metatron, the guy who was full on crazy, cat lady hoarder angel yesterday…now he wants to save heaven."
3. Crowley: "I deserve to be loved. I just want to be loved." Sam: "What?" Crowley: "What?"
2. Crowley: "You really think injecting me with human blood's going to make me human? Did you read that on the back of a cereal box?"
1. Dean: "You hid the demon tablet underneath the devil? Seriously?" Kevin: "What? I was delirious."
Story-moving quotes:
9. Crowley: "You know what that boy's trying to do right? He's trying to shut the gates of hell." Abaddon: "Right now you and I are going to talk about a regime change."
8. Naomi: "Metatron isn't trying to fix anything. He's trying to break it. An act of revenge for driving him away." Dean: "Break it how?" Cas: "Dean." Naomi: "Expel all angels from heaven just as God cast out Lucifer." Dean: "Cast you out? To where? Hell?" Naomi: "Here. Thousands of us walking the earth."
7. Crowley: "That'll do. Undo these. I'll kill him myself." Abaddon: "That was an order, was it?" Crowley: "I am your king." Abaddon: "About that."
6. Cupid: "Hello brother." Cas: "About that…" (Cas pulls out the angel blade.) Dean: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Talk first. Stab later."
5. Sam: "What is happening?" Dean: "Angels. They're falling."
4. Crowley: "What's he mouthing on about?" Sam: "You're the third trial Crowley."
3. Sam: "I got this. And if you guys can lock the angels up too…that's a good day."
2. Abaddon: "You know what I find the most shocking about time travelling through a closet and landing in the year 2013? Somebody thought it was a good idea to make you the King of Hell."
1. Crowley: "I want the demon tablet. The whole demon tablet." Dean: "Fine, but then the angel tablet comes to us." Crowley: "On what grounds?" Dean: "On the grounds that you're a douchebag and no douchebag should have that much power. Deal or not."
Emotional quotes:
12. Sam: "Look at him. Look at him. Look how close we are. Other people will die if I don't finish this."11. Dean: "Look I…I'm down with sending the angels back to heaven just 'cause they're d**, but the demons…this is on us."
10. Dean: "Sam? I've got you little brother. You're going to be just fine. Sam? Sam. Sam."
9. Naomi: "As for you Castiel, I beg of you. Stop this path. Metatron has been neutralized. If you want back in truly, I will listen."
8. Dean: "No, no. He's not signing anything until I read the fine print." Sam: "I can read it." Dean: "Hey you wanted me here. I'm here but I'll be damned if I'm going to let him screw us even more." Crowley: "What's this? Trouble in paradise boys?"
7. Dean: "Metatron lied. You finish this trial…you're dead Sam." Sam: "So?"
6. Dean: "I can do this all day 'cause you know what? Damn it feels good!"
5. Naomi: "Our mission was to protect what God created. I don't know when we forgot that. I want nothing more than to see you shut the gates of hell but I told you that you could trust me. If Sam completes those trials, he is going to die."
4. Crowley: "Would it be possible Moose…I'd like…to ask you a…a favor Sam. Earlier when you were confessing back there, what did you say? I only ask because given my history, it raises the question where do I start to even look for forgiveness."
3. Kevin: "I don't have any friends."
2. Sam: "That's exactly what you meant. You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was…was how many times I'd let you down. I can't do that again."
1. Dean: "Just hold on. Hold on. You seriously think that because none of it…none of it is true. Listen man, I know we've had our disagreements. Okay hell I know I've said some junk that's set you back on your heels. But Sammy, come on. I killed Benny to save you. I'm willing to let this b** and all the SoB's that killed mom walk because of you. Don't you dare think that there is anything past or present that I would put in front of you. It has never been like that…ever! I need you to see that. I'm begging you."
Quote Awards:
The "Way to Sum Up the Entire Season" Award:
Crowley: "Is this a joke?"
Kevin: "Is this a joke?"
Dean: "What show you've been watching?"
The "It's Not Secret If You Keep Letting People In" Award:
Dean: "Alright listen, this is a secret lair you understand me. No keggers."
Dean: "Well I mean I can give you suggestions if you want." Sam: "Oh, okay…yeah. Sure." Dean: "Alright well I'm spit balling here but if I were you uh….Ruby? Killing Lilith. Letting Lucifer out. Losing your soul. Not looking for me when I went to Purgatory."
Dean: "Look Cas that's all well and good okay but you're asking me to leave Sam and we've got Crowley in there tied and tressed. Now if anybody needs a chaperone while doing the heavy lifting it's Sam."
The "Oops, You Jinxed It" Award:
Sam: "Honestly, for the first time in a long time it feels like we're going to win. I'm good."
The "You Can Steal My Throne, but You Can't Steal My Trademark" Award:
Abaddon: "Hello boys." Crowley: "That's my line."
The "Someone Wants a Side Project with HBO" Award:
Crowley: "Band of Brothers...The Pacific. None of this means anything to you. All those motels, you never once watched HBO. Not once. Girls. You're my Marnie, Moose….and…and Hannah, she just…she needs to be loved."
The "Actually He Already has a Wife…Remember Her?" Award:
Metatron: "Find a wife, make babies, and when you die and your soul comes to heaven, find me and tell me your story."
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Last of the new episode Supernatural quotes articles. I will probably do some select past episodes in order to get the nominations done, but that's it for new ones. Here are my favorite lines from Sacrifice:
ReplyDelete10. Crowley: "You know what that boy's trying to do right? He's trying to shut the gates of hell." Abaddon: "Right now you and I are going to talk about a regime change."
9. Kevin: "And…and I should have mentioned this 6 months ago but the sports metaphors…you want to motivate me…Magic cards, Skyrim, Aziz Ansari…" Dean: "What? Yeah I don't know what those words mean."
8. Dean: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Talk first. Stab later."
7. Dean: "Metatron, the guy who was full on crazy, cat lady hoarder angel yesterday…now he wants to save heaven."
6. Crowley: "I deserve to be loved. I just want to be loved." Sam: "What?" Crowley: "What?"
5. Crowley: "You really think injecting me with human blood's going to make me human? Did you read that on the back of a cereal box?"
4. Sam: "I got this. And if you guys can lock the angels up too…that's a good day."
3. Dean: "You hid the demon tablet underneath the devil? Seriously?" Kevin: "What? I was delirious."
2. Abaddon: "You know what I find the most shocking about time travelling through a closet and landing in the year 2013? Somebody thought it was a good idea to make you the King of Hell."
1. Crowley: "I want the demon tablet. The whole demon tablet." Dean: "Fine, but then the angel tablet comes to us." Crowley: "On what grounds?" Dean: "On the grounds that you're a douchebag and no douchebag should have that much power. Deal or not."
My favorite quotes from Weekend at Bobby's:
ReplyDelete15. Dean: "You hear that Crowley. That's me flicking my Bic for you."
14. Crowley: "You know what the problem with demons is?" Bobby: "They're demons." Crowley: "Exactly. Evil lying prats the whole lot of them. And stupid. Try to show them a…a new way, a better way and what do you get? Bugger all. You know there's days that I think Lucifer's whole "Spike anything with black eyes" plan was not bad. Hmm. Feels good to get it off my chest. We should make this a thing." Bobby: "Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?" Crowley: "A little."
13. Bobby: "Have you seen anything weird?" Marcy: "You mean besides you?"
12. Bobby: "Do I sounds like I'm done? Now look, I know you've got issues. God knows I know but I've got a newsflash for you. You ain't the center of the universe! Now it may have slipped your mind that Crowley owns my soul and the meter is running and I will be damned if I am going to sit around and….and be damned! So how about you two sack up and help me for once?"
11. Dean: "Well at least I was sober. If some nut job decided to try something, I was ready. I had a fork."
10. Bobby: "Willis, FBI…No Garth, not me the FBI. The real FBI. How are you still alive?"
9. Bobby: "I want…" Crowley: "Uhnnn, save you the recap. In fact, I'll do the shorthand for you. (Crowley in Bobby voice.) I want my soul back idjit. Fraid not. But I'm surly and I've got a beard. Gimme! Blah, blah, blah. Homespun cornpone insult. Witty retort from yours truly. And the bottom line is you get bubkus. Are we done?"
8. Bobby: "Trouble in paradise." Crowley: "Mate, you have no idea. I thought when I got the corner office…I thought it was all going to be rainbows and two-headed puppies but if I'm being honest, it's been hell."
7. Demon: "Hey there cranky. You were gone so long I just assumed alcoholic coma."
6. Marcy: "I love scary movies. Hey, have you seen Drag Me to Hell?" Bobby: "Trying to avoid it."
5. Dean: "Yeah, me and Sam, we've gone international. In fact we're in your neck of the woods. Did you really used to wear a skirt?" Crowley: "A kilt. I had very athletic calves."
4. Dean: "You've been cleaning up our messes for years Bobby. Hell without you I don't even want to think about where me and Sam would have ended up."
3. Crowley: "Ball's in your court Robert. 10 years of living or 10 years as Alpo."
2. Crowley: "I don't need you to fight my battles for me Moose. Get bent."
1. Rufus: "Oh, okie dokie. Wood chipper, that…that pretty much trumps everything."
My favorite quotes from Live Free or Twihard:
ReplyDelete15. Sam: "Vampires fishing for victims?" Dean: "Probably just a human mouth-breather right?" Sam: "On the other hand, talk about easy prey." Dean: "For actual vamps." Sam: "Yeah, I mean these chicks are just throwing themselves at you. All you've got to do is…I don't know….write bad poetry."
14. Dean: "Sam I can't hear you. Your blood is so fricking loud okay? Just…just back off. All right give me the damn cure. L'chaim."
13. Dean: "Why aren't you freaked out?" Sam: "Of course I am." Dean: "Really, 'cause I can hear your heartbeat and it's pretty damn steady."
12. Kristin: "Edgy. So…your place…is there going to be…velvet?" Robert: "Yeah sure." Kristin: "This is it? But it smells like pee."
11. Sam: "Is it working?" Samuel: "Either that or he's dying."
10. Dean: "Lisa, I can't bring this cr** home to you." Lisa: "You're talking about your work?" Dean: "I'm talking about my life. It's ugly…and it's violent…and I'm going to die soon." Lisa: "Just tell me. Just tell me what the hell is going on."
9. Sam: "That….that's just….uncomfortable." Dean: "What's he so bummed out about?"
8. Dean: "I'll be damned. Alright MmmBop your way out of here. Go. Go….and use a condom!"
7. Sam: "Where are you going?" Dean: "Bathroom okay. News flash Mr. Wizard, vampires pee."
6. Dean: "Hey try uh….Lautner." Sam: "Wait…he's a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?" Dean: "Are you kidding me? That kid's everywhere. It's a freaking nightmare."
5. Dean: "Look at this. He's watching her sleep. How is that not rape-y?"
4. Sam: "I should come with you." Dean: "No dude, you reek. You're like a walking hamburger. I've got to do this solo."
3. Dean: "What do you think he was talking about?" Sam: "Drugs?" Dean: "Oh it is SOOO much worse." Sam: "Vampires." Dean: "Ah these aren't vampires man. These…these are douchebags." Sam: "Yeah."
2. Dean: "Alright you go with Efron. I've got Bieber."
1. Dean: "This is a national bestseller? How is that possible?"
I'm a little confused by that last quote about Castiel.
ReplyDeleteIs the soul Metatron talking about Jimmy's or does Castiel have a soul of his own now, and has Jimmy's been evicted? Or did Jimmy actually die when Castiel came back into him, when he went from Claire to Jimmy in the Rapture?
Will Castiel commit trigamy if he marries again, as he is already married to Amy and the other woman too?
i was dying when Crowley started talking about Girls...leave it to the writers to throw something like that in during one of the most intense moments of the episode
ReplyDeleteSacrifice:
ReplyDeleteDean: "Just hold on. Hold on. You seriously think that because none of it…none of it is true. Listen man, I know we've had our disagreements. Okay hell I know I've said some junk that's set you back on your heels. But Sammy, come on. I killed Benny to save you. I'm willing to let this b** and all the SoB's that killed mom walk because of you. Don't you dare think that there is anything past or present that I would put in front of you. It has never been like that…ever! I need you to see that. I'm begging you."
. Sam: "That's exactly what you meant. You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was…was how many times I'd let you down. I can't do that again."
Weekend at Bobby's
Bobby: "Do I sounds like I'm done? Now look, I know you've got issues. God knows I know but I've got a newsflash for you. You ain't the center of the universe! Now it may have slipped your mind that Crowley owns my soul and the meter is running and I will be damned if I am going to sit around and….and be damned! So how about you two sack up and help me for once?"
Bobby: "Willis, FBI…No Garth, not me the FBI. The real FBI. How are you still alive?"
Live Free or Twihard
Dean: "Why aren't you freaked out?" Sam: "Of course I am." Dean: "Really, 'cause I can hear your heartbeat and it's pretty damn steady."
Dean: "I'll be damned. Alright MmmBop your way out of here. Go. Go….and use a condom!"
Cas aka Jimmy Novaks wife is Amelia not Daphne. Nowhere can a couple wed if the groom can't remember who he is. No wedding with Daphne would be legal.
ReplyDeleteI consider Jimmy as a totally separate entity than Cas. Jimmy was married to Amelia and should have been a dead body in The Rapture. After all when the demon left Meg, she died from injuries to her body. I'm not sure why it would be any different for an angel. Jimmy's body was shot and stab multiple times in Lazarus Rising alone.
ReplyDeleteIt was still Cas, although without his memories, who married Daphne. I presume that it will still be Cas and not Jimmy who is on earth, although there is a lot screwy with that logic too. So if Metatron was talking to Cas and not Jimmy, his wife is Daphne.
Crowley in the chair asking how to ask for forgiveness. Sign of a good actor making his character act out of character so well.
ReplyDeleteAnd the leaning of his head to the side to give Sam more room was a nice touch.
Actually no. The law recognizes Jimmy not Cas and if he claimed to be someone other then Jimmy they would considered mentally unstable & not allowed to wed. In no way can Daphne qualify as his wife. Either Jimmy would need to divorce Amelia or live with Daphne 7 years to be a common law wife. As long as Jimmy is wed to Amelia there can be no other wife.
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