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Supernatural - 8.18 - Freaks and Geeks - Quotes

Apr 1, 2013

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Oh what to say about this episode. It was filler and not particularly interesting filler at that. The best part was that after the first half of the episode, Krissy was palpable. She was much better than in Adventures in Babysitting even if the ending is completely implausible. DFS would be harder to ditch than hellhounds. Beneath you will also find nominations for our quotes contest over the summer hellatus. You can vote for up to two quotes from each of the episodes.


Funny/Snarky quotes:

12. Dean: "Sounds vampy to me."
11. Sam: "So what was that all about G-Man?"
10. Dean: "Yeah I never trust a guy who wears a sweater."
9. Dean: "Okay so how does this work? Uh what after…after soccer practice and…and…and the bake sale they uh chop vampire's heads off?" Victor: "Well yeah. I think a balanced approach is best, don't you?"
8. Dean: "Just not what I expected." Krissy: "And what was that?" Dean: "A little more Lord of the Flies, less Huxtables."
7. Krissy: "You're all right for an old guy." Dean: "I'm really not that old." Krissy: "You keep telling yourself that."
6. Sam: "What happened?" Dean: "Teenager - that's what."
5. Dean: "Listen there's uh something I want to tell you about Krissy." Aiden: "Oh I know; I know. You'll kill me if I ever hurt her - blah, blah, blah." Dean: "No, no. No. She'll kill you."
4. Dean: "What - sneaking out in the middle of the night to go hunt monsters with the Apple Dumpling Gang? Is that what kids are doing for kicks these days?"
3. Aiden: "Hey how about we start a new tradition and before each job we give each other good luck kisses." Josephine: "How about I punch you in the throat instead."
2. Victor: "Oh come on guys. I know your friends. I mean Martin was insane and somebody obviously dropped Garth on his head when he was a baby."
1. Sam: "Alright so these kids are…" Dean: "Dangerous and off their meds. Yeah no kidding."


Story-moving quotes:

10. Dean: "I need to talk to you privately." Aiden: "You know this guy." Krissy: "Yeah, we have a past."
9. Victor: "Kids arrive home victorious only to find you…dead in their living room. It seems that nest of vampires they were hunting was seeking revenge and killed you. Thus inspiring them to hunt even more. I'm sorry Sam. I can't have anyone poisoning my kids' minds." Sam: "Other than yourself that is."
8. Victor: "It's complicated." Dean: "No actually it's not. See Blue Van here's been turning fresh vamps and setting them up for you kids as easy kills." Josephine: "But why?" Krissy: "Because they didn't kill our families, did they?" Victor: "No."
7. Sam: "Something's up. Victor says he has a surveillance photo of the vampire that killed Krissy's father but Dean…I'm not so sure." Dean: "Why's that?" Sam: "There's no time stamp on it." Dean: "Okay so you think he's lying?" Sam: "Well that or he's just wrong. It's hard to say."
6. Krissy: "I want the bloodsucker who killed my dad to pay." Dean: "And we're going to find out who that is but let's not be so bloodthirsty that just anyone will do." Josephine: "But Victor says it's her." Dean: "And I say it ain't. So we're going to pack her to go and we're going to ask Victor ourselves, okay?"
5. Victor: "They know the risks." Sam: "Yeah but why take them?" Victor: "Because the next generation of hunters has to be better." Sam: "Better than what?" Victor: "Better than us."
4. Dean: "They said they were hunting a nest right?" Sam: "Yeah." Dean: "Well let's hunt it for them. Well that way until we figure out what to do with Victor they stay safe."
3. Victor: "You needed motivation. I scouted each and every one of you and I knew it was the only way to get you to hunt." Aiden: "So you killed our families?" Victor: "I know that their deaths are tragic but think of all the future lives that will now be saved because you are now together."
2. Dean: "Vampires don't beg for their lives. They attack! Look last time I'm going to ask you nicely. Take the damn guns off me or somebody's going to get hurt."
1. Victor: "When I found them they were lost, confused, angry. I gave them family and purpose and you want to take all that away. Why?" Sam: "So they don't get killed."


Emotional quotes:


6. Victor: "It's always like that with kids. You got any?" Sam: "Me? Uh no." Victor: "You want any?" Sam:
"Uh I don't know." Victor: "Trust me, the answer is yes."
5. Dean: "Listen, if you want to take a knee on this one, if you're not feeling up to it…" Sam: "What?" Dean: "You know, the trials, what Cas said - that you've got what he can't cure." Sam: "Which means what exactly?" Dean: "Well I don't know. You tell me. Are you okay?" Sam: "I'm fine. What? Are you okay?"
4. Dean: "Me?" Sam: "Yeah uh Cas dinged you up pretty good." Dean: "And?" Sam: "And I just wanted to make sure you're okay." Dean: "What? Like my feelings." Sam: "If that's what you want to talk about sure."
3. Victor: "We are at war, a war that we are losing. That Leviathan fiasco was a wakeup call. We have to do what we can to survive but I wouldn't expect you to understand. You're not a father. You don't know what it's like to hear the cries of your children dying. But now I have a second chance to make it all right. To create the next generation of hunters, stronger, faster, smarter."
2. Josephine: "Three months ago this blood banger snuck into a house and killed 3 people in their sleep." Vamp: "What? No, I didn't do that." Josephine: "One was a woman…never hurt anyone. The other two…a brother and a sister." Vamp: "I don't know what you're talking about." Josephine: "I came home from a friend's house and I found them. They were my family."
1. Krissy: "If we want revenge for our families' deaths, he gives it to us." Dean: "We don't kill people. You don't kill people."


Quote Awards:

The "Yes the Writer is Canadian" Award: Aiden: "Then how come I couldn't find him in your celly?"


The "Why'd We Bring the Brat Back" Award:

Krissy: "Does it look like my bacon needs saving? Wait. How'd you find me? I paid cash everywhere."
Krissy: "Dead. Well let's do this again like…never. Now go. We've got this."
Krissy: "Look I don't need you to save me Dean. I'm not a little kid anymore."


The "This Anvil is Brought to You by the Letter H" Award -

Dean: "Hunting isn't all about killing and revenge. I thought we had this chat last time."
Dean: "She hasn't fed yet. We can reverse this if we find her maker and get his blood." Aiden: "And why should we care about her?" Dean: "Like I said, hunting isn't always about killing."
Dean: "We don't kill people. You don't kill people."


The "Oh No You Didn't" Award - Victor: "And I know you two loved that Bobby guy but he was a barely functional alcoholic."


The "Dumb Dean Strikes Again" Award - Vamp: "No shut them off. They're too bright." Dean: "Not until you tell me what the hell is going on here."


The "Do You Want Her to Kill Him, Sam?" Award - Sam: "Krissy this ends bad no matter what we do."


The "It Ain't Happening No Matter How Often You Push It on Me" Award - Krissy: "Garth?" Dean: "Yeah he's a little strange at first but you'll come to love him."


The "Shut Up Sam" Award - Sam: "Maybe they won't be the only ones."













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19 comments:

  1. Lots of quotes today as we race to the end of the season 5 quotes while adding in season 8 quotes as we go.

    Freaks and Geeks quotes:

    12. Dean: "Okay so how does this work? Uh what after…after soccer practice and…and…and the bake sale they uh chop vampire's heads off?" Victor: "Well yeah. I think a balanced approach is best, don't you?"

    11. Dean: "Just not what I expected." Krissy: "And what was that?" Dean: "A little more Lord of the Flies, less Huxtables."

    10. Krissy: "You're all right for an old guy." Dean: "I'm really not that old." Krissy: "You keep telling yourself that."

    9. Dean: "They said they were hunting a nest right?" Sam: "Yeah." Dean: "Well let's hunt it for them. Well that way until we figure out what to do with Victor they stay safe."

    8. Sam: "What happened?" Dean: "Teenager - that's what."

    7. Dean: "Listen there's uh something I want to tell you about Krissy." Aiden: "Oh I know; I know. You'll kill me if I ever hurt her - blah, blah, blah." Dean: "No, no. No. She'll kill you."

    6. Dean: "What - sneaking out in the middle of the night to go hunt monsters with the Apple Dumpling Gang? Is that what kids are doing for kicks these days?"

    5. Dean: "Vampires don't beg for their lives. They attack! Look last time I'm going to ask you nicely. Take the damn guns off me or somebody's going to get hurt."

    4. Aiden: "Hey how about we start a new tradition and before each job we give each other good luck kisses." Josephine: "How about I punch you in the throat instead."

    3. Victor: "Better than us. Oh come on guys. I know your friends. I mean Martin was insane and somebody obviously dropped Garth on his head when he was a baby."

    2. Victor: "When I found them they were lost, confused, angry. I gave them family and purpose and you want to take all that away. Why?" Sam: "So they don't get killed."

    1. Sam: "Alright so these kids are…" Dean: "Dangerous and off their meds. Yeah no kidding."

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  2. Goodbye Stranger quotes:

    12. Sam: "We should probably leave in five." Dean: "Mmm hmm." Sam: "Unless of course you need some more time with Miss October." Dean: "What? Oh. Yeah, yeah. Make it 10."

    11. Dean: "So I've got to ask, um….what's up with the hair?"

    10. Dean: "Listen I may not be able to carry the burden that comes along with these trials but I can carry you." Sam: "You realize you kind of just quoted Lord of the Rings right?" Dean: "Come on man, that…it's…but it's…it's the Rudy hobbit. Alright Rudy hobbit always gets a pass. Shut up."

    9. Dean: "A demonic decoder ring…in Crowley's hands. Awesome."

    8. Sam: "Yeah but who's killing demons and why? And by the way, since when does a demon possess someone then go all Beautiful Mind and…and…and start digging in the dirt. Does any of this seem right to you?" Dean: "I like the part about killing demons - that sounds right."

    7. Dean: "Hello. These men of letters weren't so boring after all. Konnichiwa. Hey check this out." Sam: "Dude. What is wrong with you?" Dean: "Wrong with me? Are you kidding? This is a first edition dude. You know what this would go for on E-Bay?" Sam: "No. Why? Do you?" Dean: "No. Maybe. Shut up."

    3. Dean: "So somebody's killing demons. Well that is awesome. I feel like we should send a card or flowers. What kind of flowers says thanks for killing demons?"

    6. Crowley: "Timon and Pumba tell you their big plan? Did they share that little chestnut with you? They mean to close the gates of hell sweetheart. They mean to kill me and all the demons, you included." Meg: "You had me at kill you Crowley."

    5. Sam: "Wait a second. Did you just say angel tablet?" Meg: "You know I get why Crowley calls you Moose now. Yes. Angel tablet. Crowley found out Lucifer had it. Figures it's stashed in a crypt."

    4. Dean: "Listen man I can't take anymore lies from anyone." Sam: "Yeah um…I know. I'm sorry. I should have told you. I..I…I just wanted to believe I was okay. I don't know."

    3. Dean: "So somebody's killing demons. Well that is awesome. I feel like we should send a card or flowers. What kind of flowers says thanks for killing demons?"

    2. Crowley: "Tart stole my move."

    1. Sam: "Wait. So a bunch of innocent people died so you could buy yourself some time?" Meg: "Hi. I'm Meg. I'm a demon."

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  3. Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid quotes:

    15. Dean: "So this was like a hit on your life?" Bobby: "I don't know if they wanted to take my life or my spirit. Either way they wanted me out of the way." Sam: "But you're going to be alright. Right Bobby?" (Bobby doesn't answer, just looks back into the funeral pyre.)

    14. Bobby: "Death came for me. He brought Karen back to send me a message." Dean: "And you? Why you?" Bobby: "Because I've been helping you, you SOB's. I'm one of the reasons you're still saying no to Lucifer, Sam."

    13. Karen: "I don't know what it is. Since I got back, I can't stop baking." Dean: "Hmm, when do you have time to sleep?" Karen: "I don't. Must be the excitement." Dean: "Or being dead."

    12. Dean: "Remember the guy you said that was dead and couldn't possibly commit murder? There he is." Mills: "And?" Dean: "And? And you're welcome. For catching the undead killer zombie."

    11. Dean: "And what would you do if you were us?" Bobby: "I know what I'd do and I know what you think you've got to do but I'm begging ya. Please. Please, leave her be."

    10. Dean: "You gave yourself your own nickname? You can't do that." Digger: "Who died and made you queen?"

    9. Dean: "Oh I'm sorry. We're a little tense right now. Who's old lady Jones?" Bobby: "The first one to come up." Sam: "The first one to go bad." Bobby: "Oh she was always a nutty broad." Dean: "Nutty how? Nutty like the way she ate her husband's stomach? Was that the level of nutty she was in life?"

    8. Dean: "There's nothing to think about. I'm not going to leave Bobby at home with the Bride of Frankenstein." Sam: "Then what do you want to do? Just…just walk in there in front of Bobby and blow her skull off?" Dean: "If she decides that Bobby's face is the blue plate special I'd like to be there."

    7. Dean: "You got anymore ammo? I'm running low." Bobby: "Yeah we've got plenty. Just run back past the zombies. It's in the van where we left it." Dean: "A simple no would have been fine."

    6. Dean: "Let me get this straight. You're Clay Thompson and you died 5 years ago." Clay: "Yes." Dean: "And 3 days ago you climbed out of your grave and you killed Benny Sutton." Clay: "Yes." Dean: "So you are in fact a dead guy."

    5. Dean: "Are you crazy? What the hell?" Bobby: "Dean I can explain." Dean: "Explain what? Lying to us or the American Girl zombie making cupcakes in your kitchen."

    4. Dean: "So then you know that Sam and I would never let anything happen to Bobby. He's like a father to us."

    3. Dean: "Hey I don't know squat from shinola about love but at least you got to spend 5 days with her right?" Bobby: "Right which makes things about a thousand times worse. She was the love of my life. How many times do I got to kill her?"

    2. Dean: "Awesome. Another horsemen. It must be Thursday."

    1. Clay: "I can't believe you were going to kill me." Dean: "You're a zombie." Clay: "I'm a taxpayer."

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  4. Dark Side of the Moon quotes:

    15. Pamela: "So." (Pamela Gibbs-slaps Dean.) Pamela: "That's for getting me killed." Dean: "Yeah, well that's probably less than I deserve. If it makes you feel any better we got Ash killed too." Ash: "I'm cool with it." Dean: "He's cool with it."

    14. Ash: "Uh gentlemen, I don't mean to be a downer or anything but uh…I'm sure I'll see you again soon." Dean: "Well keep a sixer on ice for us."

    13. Sam: "How do we know that you're telling the truth?" Joshua: "You think that I would lie?" Sam: "It's just you're not exactly the first angel we've met."

    12. Sam: "You're…you think the road is in a closet?" Dean: "We're in heaven Sam. Okay our memories are coming true. Cas is on TV. Finding a road in a closet would be pretty much the most normal thing to happen to us today."

    11. Dean: "I remember this. It was 4th of July, 1996." WeeSam: "Dad would never let us do anything like this. Thanks Dean. This is great."

    10. Zachariah: "So, say yes. Don't say yes. I'm still going to take it out of your a**. It's personal now boys and the last person in the history of creation you want as your enemy is me and I'll tell you why. Lucifer may be strong but I'm petty."

    9. Ash: "This ain't the first time you've been here. I mean you boys die more than anyone I've ever met." Dean: "Really." Ash: "Uh yeah, you don't remember. God angels. Must have Windexed your brains."

    8. Sam: "What are you doing?" Dean: "What's it look like?" Sam: "Like you've lost your mind."

    7. Dean: "I'm dead." Cas: "Condolences."

    6. Zachariah: "Wow, running from angels…on foot…in heaven. With out of the box thinking like that I'm surprised you boys haven't stopped the Apocalypse already."

    5. Dean: "Well forget it. Just another deadbeat dad with a bunch of excuses right. Well I'm used to that. I'll muddle through." Joshua: "Accept you don't know if you can this time. You can't kill the devil and you're losing faith in yourself, in your brother, and now this. God was your last hope."

    4. Cas: "You need to find an angel. His name is Joshua." Dean: "Hey man, no offense but we are kind of a** full of angels okay. You find him."

    3. Dean: "Come on. Your heaven is somebody else's Thanksgiving. Okay, it's bailing on your family. I mean what do you want me to say?" Sam: "Look man, I never got the crusts cut off my PB & J. I…I…I just don't look at family the way you do." Dean: "Yeah but I'm your family." Sam: "I know…" Dean: "I mean we're supposed to be a team. It's supposed to be you and me against the world, right?" Sam: "Dean, it is." Dean: "Is it?"

    2. Cas: "Don't go into the light." Dean: "Okay thanks Carol Anne. What was it?"

    1. Sam: "That…was the road?" Dean: "I guess. A bit trippy right?" Sam: "Yeah. More trippy - um, apparently you wuv hugs."

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  5. 99 Problems quotes:

    15. Dean: "I'm a big expert on dead beat dads so…yeah I get it. I know how you feel." Cas: "How do you manage it?" Dean: "On a good day you get to kill a Whore."

    14. Dean: "The people that I'm going to see next, they're not going to get anything from me without agreeing to a few conditions." Lisa: "Just…just come inside. Please and whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it." Dean: "I have to." Lisa: "Just stay an hour. At least say bye to Ben." Dean: "Nah, it's better if I don't."

    13. Reverend: "So Rob tells me you boys hunt demons." Sam: "Uh, yes sir." Rev: "You missed a few."

    12. Leah: "Well Dean you're chosen." Dean: "Yeah, more like cursed." Leah: "It must be hard being the vessel of heaven and having no hope."

    11. Dean: "Where've you been?" Sam: "Drinking." Dean: "You rebel."

    10. Sam: "No you can't. You can't do this to me. I've got one thing, one thing keeping me going. You think you’re the only one white knuckling it here Dean. I can't count on anyone else and I can't do this alone. Dean."

    9. Sam: "You heard all that heaven talk. She manipulates people." Dean: "To slaughter and kill and sing peppy little hymns. Awesome."

    8. Dean: "We're all going to die Sam in like a month, maybe two. I mean it. This is the end of the world but these people aren't freaking out. In fact they are running to the exits in an orderly fashion. I don't know that that's such a bad thing." Sam: "Who says they're all going to die? Whatever happened to us saving them?"

    7. Dean: "What about the demons attacking the town?" Cas: "They're under her control." Dean: "And the Enochian exorcism?" Cas: "Fake. It actually means you uh breed with the mouth of a goat. It's funnier in Enochian."

    6. 1. Lisa: "Dean you didn't come all the way here to talk about real estate. You alright?" Dean: "No not really." Lisa: "Well what is it?" Dean: "Look I have no illusions. Okay I know the live that I live…I know how that's going to end for me. Whatever. I'm okay with that but I wanted you to know that when I do picture myself happy, it's with you and the kid."

    5. Sam: "Well for starters Leah is not a real prophet." Dean: "Well what is she exactly?" Cas: "The Whore." Dean: "Wow Cas, tell us what you really think?"

    4. (Dean looks at the gun strapped to the Reverend's thigh.) Dean: "So you're a preacher." Rev: "Not what you expected huh?" Dean: "Well dude you're packing."

    3. Dean: "A whole town full of hunters? I don't know whether to run screaming or buy a condo."

    2. Sam: "No drinking, no gambling, no pre-marital sex. Dean they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality."

    1. Sam: "What the hell happened to you?" Cas: "I found a liquor store." Sam: "And?" Cas: "And I drank it."

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  6. Would not let me put my full quote in so here it is: Dean: "Me?" Sam: "Yeah uh Cas dinged you up pretty good." Dean:
    "And?" Sam: "And I just wanted to make sure you're okay." Dean:
    "What? Like my feelings." Sam: "If that's what you want to talk about
    sure. Dean: "OK, I'll tell you what, why don't I go get some herbial tea?" Sam: "OK" Dean: "And you can find some cowboy junkies on the dial." Sam: "Eat me Dean" Dean: "And you know what, we'll just talk it out. Sam gets out of car and slams door. Dean:"Good talk. Nay, great talk, very healthy".


    This was the ONLY part of the ep I liked, can not stand Krissy, smart mouth, know it all, kid.

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  7. Could you try to split the quote into 2 parts and submit your nomination that way?


    I really did not like Krissy the first half but I thought she improved tremendously in the second half.

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  8. I would need more than 2 parts, you had the first part, but for me just did not finish it. Was not going to vote at all since I did not care about the ep.

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  9. "Goodbye Stranger" was easy.


    Dean: "We need you. I need you."


    And, um... were there any other lines in the episode? I'm sorry, I forget. Because that was the best thing ever.

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  10. Urgh! Okay, how about just put in opening Impala chat. I will know what you are getting at then.

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  11. OK done, hope it worked as I was afraid it had already taken it when I tried.

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  12. You're good. Actually I got the cut off dialogue so I'll remember you want the whole thing.

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  13. I know that was not just a quote, but a whole scene, but it all needed to go together.;)

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  14. I think your generation is better represented by someone other than Krissy but I will say that she improved by the end of the episode and was much better than in Adventures in babysitting. However I know a lot of teens that are less obnoxious than she can be.

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  15. Black In Black Trickster '95April 4, 2013 at 8:50 AM

    I did say she is ok, agree at the end of the episode :)

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  16. Back In Black Tricksteress 95April 8, 2014 at 3:37 AM

    I'm going with Dahne's quotes:
    Goodbye stranger 5 and 10
    Dead men don't wear plaid 4 and 7
    Dark side of the moon 7 and 15
    99 problems 1 and 11
    Freaks and Geeks 1 and 11

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  17. Back In Black Tricksteress 95April 8, 2014 at 3:37 AM

    hehe my generation getting somewhere, I see your point but I think she's ok :)

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  18. Back In Black Tricksteress 95April 8, 2014 at 3:37 AM

    hey Dahne your quotes were helpful :)

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