Sorry this is late. Life intruded. Sorry there aren't very many quotes. I can't magic up good quotes in a poorly written episode. :-P Of course use the comments to add your favorite quotes below, especially if you liked this episode.
Funny/Snarky quotes:
8. Dean: "She can stay the night."7. James: "Dean, a witch can go to a place without having to go to a place." Dean: "What? Like phone sex."
6. Dean: "Well here's the thing. Uh, witches…not real fans."
5. Witch Snitch: "Look Detroit, I pride myself on reliable sourcing. There is however a lot of chatter about our James." Portia: "What kind of chatter?" Witch Snitch: "That he's gone Ripper." Dean: "As in Jack the.."
4. Portia: "James are you sure you're still even able to do this?" Dean: "Oh well that's a confidence builder. Anything else I should know before I become some disembodied thing completely at his mercy."
3. Dean: "Of course, he's got the booga booga on his side."
2. Dean: "I'm sorry. Is this you trying to talk us out of ganking James or…"
1. Dean: "Curly was a freaking genius." Sam: "I always found Curly's work a bit obvious." Dean: "It's supposed to be obvious man. They're Stooges."
Mytharc/Story-moving quotes:
10. Dean: "Man you know that we've never actually seen this witch-killing spell of Bobby's work right. I mean this is not a sure thing." Sam: "Is anything we ever do a sure thing?" Dean: "Well no but I would just like to have the odds in our favor as much as possible." Sam: "Right."9. James: "What's happening to me?" Dean: "Well how about this. You p** off another witch and he or she hexed you and forced you to uh…" James: "It's possible I suppose but I never heard of it."
8. Portia: "I'm a familiar." Dean: "A what?" Sam: "Companion to a witch. Some witches split their time between human and animal form."
7. James: "I don't know what's happening to me. These dreams….they're like um, like torture." Spencer: "You didn't mention dreams." James: "Dark, bloody. Spencer they uh…they scare the hell out of me. They're so real. Just night after night."
6. Dean: "So these dreams James is having, he thinks that they are real. He thinks that he is actually killing people."
5. Dean: "Cause you know we could find another devil dog. You could tag out. I could snuff the SOB..." Sam: "Dean, Kevin doesn't even know what the next trial is yet so whatever it is you're worried about, stop. I'll be ready."
4. Spencer: "Oh she's way more than familiar isn't she? When she picked you as master, I endured it, but when you two went all Bella and Edward, broke the code, put your passions before the community rules….well the arrogance, the entitlement was too much. Your total ruination seemed appropriate."
3. Dean: "Witchcraft James? Really? What the hell are you thinking?"
2. Portia: "He can't go to the police and he doesn't trust other witches." Dean: "But he trusts us? I mean you do know who we are right? We're the last people that somebody like James needs to be telling his troubles to."
1. WS: "They're going to give James two choices: leave or the full Harey Carey." Dean: "Suicide?" WS: "Witches appreciate the grand gesture."
Emotional quotes:
4. Dean: "You sure." Sam: "Yeah." Dean: "Because you did just gank a hellhound, which is no slice of pie and uh, there is a minefield of who knows what cr** ahead. I just want to make sure that you are okay." Sam: "I'm good."
3. Dean: "You know, once I get this put together, we can't hesitate. If we've got to use it, we use it." Sam: "You mean if we find the witch that's doing this to James." Dean: "Or if there is no other witch." Sam: "Or it wouldn't be the first free pass we've given Dean." Dean: "Look I like James as much as the next guy but people are getting ganked here. Besides Benny, Kate, they were forced to be what they are. James chose this."
2. Dean: "Look we get too far down the road with this, we can’t go back and it will be too late for me to jump in." Sam: "And who says that you're going to have to? You know maybe I'll actually pull this one off." Dean: "I'm just saying…" Sam: "I know what you're saying Dean. You've said it. You know I've been going over this and over this, asking myself why doesn't he trust me and it occurred to me finally. It's not that you don't trust me. It's that you can only trust you." Dean: "You done." Sam: "Yeah I'm done if you're done."
1. Dean: "Back there when Spencer had us, he screwed with my head. I saw mom…when she died and some other cr**." Sam: "Yeah me too." Dean: "You know when I look back at what our family's been through, what everybody's been through and seeing all that pain, I realize that the only way we've made it through it all was by hanging together. I trust you Sammy. With this deal, locking those SOB's up in the furnace once and for all, it's too important not to. So if you say you're good, then that's it. I'm with you a 100%."
Eye-rollingly bad dialogue:
2. Portia: "Tonight James and I were close. Without psychological walls. Intimate: Dean: "I…I don't…" Sam: "They had sex." Dean: "Wow. I uh…I didn't expect that." Portia: "We have an unusual relationship. Familiars aren't supposed to be sexually involved with their witches." Dean: "Understandable you know considering that you're uh…well and that he's…That's….heh, a little help here. No?"
1. Spencer: "He was always spineless. Now literally."
Special Quote Awards:
Not Quite Product Placement Award - Phillippe: "So you don't think it's too late for me to wear braces?" Guy: "You won't even notice them. We'll put in transparents."
Say What? Since When? Award - Dean: "You sure you don't want to stay and fight this?" Sam: "Look we can help you."
So Much for Maturity Award - Sam: "I'm good."
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This was definitely a low point for good quotes. Here's hoping you found more of them to love.
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ReplyDeleteChanging Channels:
20. Dean: "Tell me one thing. Why didn't the stake kill you?" Trickster: "I am the Trickster." Dean: "Or maybe you're not. Maybe you've always been an angel."
19. Dean: "No we're not because we don't screw with people the way you do. And for the record, this isn't about some prize fight between your brothers or some destiny that can't be stopped. This is about you being too afraid to stand up to your family."
18. Sam: "OK um I need a…pen knife, some dental floss, a sewing needle, and a fifth of whiskey. Stat."
17 Dean: "Dude what the hell?" Sam: "I don't know." Dean: "No seriously, what the hell?"
16. Gabriel: "Oh…you do not know my family. What you guys call the Apocalypse I used to call Sunday dinner. That's why there's no stopping this because this isn't about a war. It's about two brothers that loved each other and betrayed each other. You'd think you'd be able to relate."
15. Dean: "Okay Gabriel, how does an archangel become a trickster?" Gabriel: "My own private witness protection. I skipped out of heaven, had a face transplant, carved out my own little corner of the world until you two screwed it all up."
14. Trickster: "Wow. Sam, get a load of the rims on you." Sam: "Eat me."
13. Trickster: "Well you know. Sam starring as Lucifer. Dean starring as Michael. Your celebrity death match. Play your roles." Sam: "You want us to say yes to those SOB's." Trickster: "Hells yeah. Let's light this candle."
12. Sam: "Yeah you're not a fan." Dean: "It's a guilty pleasure."
11. Dean: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast. Nobody's going anywhere until Sam has opposable thumbs." Trickster: "What's the difference? Satan's going to ride his a** one way or another."
10. Dean: "How long do we have to keep doing this?" Sam: "I don't know. Maybe forever. We might die in here." (laugh track) Dean: "How is that funny? Vultures."
9. Trickster: "Don't you ever, ever presume to know what I am. Now listen very closely. Here's what's going to happen. You're going to suck it up, accept your responsibilities and play the roles that destiny has chosen for you." Sam: "And if we don't?" Trickster: "Then you'll stay here in TV Land forever. 300 channels and uh nothing's on."
8. Dean: "Well first of all, you're going to bring Cas back from wherever you stashed him." Gabriel: "Oh am I." Dean: "Yeah or we're going to dunk you in some holy oil and deep fry ourselves an archangel."
7. Sam: “When did you hit menopause?”
6. Host: "No, no, no, no. Mr. Trickster, does not like pretty boy angels."
5. Sam: "So which one are you - Grumpy, Sneezy, or Douchey?" Trickster: "Gabriel okay. They call me Gabriel." Sam: "Gabriel, the archangel." Gabriel: "Guilty."
4. Trickster: "Well played boys. Well played. Where'd you get the holy oil?" Dean: "Well you might say we pulled it out of Sam's a**."
3. Dean: "Calm down. I am wearing sunglasses at night. You know who does that? No talent douchebags. I hate this game. I hate that we're in a procedural cop show and you want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows. There's like 300 of them on television and they're all the freaking same. It's like…oooh, plane crashed here. Oh shut up."
2. Sam: "So this show has ghosts? Why?"
1. Dean: "A bloody violent monster and you want to be Facebook friends with him? Nice Sammy."
I am not a fan of either Changing Channels(except the last half with Trickster) or Curious Case so only went with the #1 in the latter and 16 & 8 for CC.
ReplyDeleteSince my favorite part of the ep was the dog, belly rub, can she stay and Deans yeah she can stay I had to pick that as my first pick and #4 for my second.
I don't think that Sam not saying anything is all about maturity. Dean is already worry enough and thinks that the person who will do the trials will die, and want to do the trials himself. He finally gave his 'ok' for Sammy to do it, if Sam tell him the consequences, Dean will freak out and start wanting again and more to start the trials all over again and do it himself. Not to mention that if Dean do it himself, he's the one who's gonna get hurt by this 'sickness' (or whatever it is) and would jump to sacrifice himself (like he said in Trial and error). Sam could be trying to protect him in a way.
ReplyDeleteabsolutely agree its nothing to do with Sam being immature its Sam knowing Dean all too well, he's already itching to jump in and if Sam were to tell him I have no doubt that Sam knows as do I that Dean would run off to kill himself a hell hound. If Sam's coughing up blood then so will Dean if he were the onedoing the trials and why would Sam wants his brother to go through that instead of himself?
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§Trickster: "Well played boys. Well played. Where'd you get the holy oil?" Dean: "Well you might say we pulled it out of Sam's a**."§
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ChangingChanels is one of my favourite episodes. It combines intelligent comedy with great drama.
I just loved Sam/Kitt so I picked both Impala quotes. :)
§ Sam: "You're crying. For a witch you're so nice, it's actually kind of creepy." §
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§Dean: "Hope I've got that kind of kick when I'm his age." Sam: "Yeah like either of us will live that long." Dean: "True." §
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I liked the she-witch as well as Patrick. They were a sweet couple even if they were witches. The writers should have had a look at this episode before writing last week's dreadful one.